Period sex?

[Skweeky1]

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:

[Rat Faced]

Sex...

I vaguely recall that...

:(

[muchspl3]

I'll go down, I have my "red wings"

[DanB]

yes


but make sure you have clean sheets for later :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

down there as well?

[Rat Faced]

When's Rag Week?

[manker]

It seems to me that if the relationship is less than, say, a year old then period sex is fine. In fact it makes no difference.

If the relationship is older than that then ... well ... onanism seems more appealing :mellow:

[manker]

Sex...

I vaguely recall that...

:(
Hiya, RF. Congrats on the promotion.

I read a couple of your posts yesterday or the day before and I noticed that you were a Forum Star.

Whatcha get sacked and then reinstated for :D

[Mr JP Fugley]

It seems to me that if the relationship is less than, say, a year old then period sex is fine. In fact it makes no difference.

If the relationship is older than that then ... well ... onanism seems more appealing :mellow:
I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.

[Skiz]

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty. :sick:

I can wait a couple days.

[manker]

It seems to me that if the relationship is less than, say, a year old then period sex is fine. In fact it makes no difference.

If the relationship is older than that then ... well ... onanism seems more appealing :mellow:
I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.
That very much depends upon the viability of approaching the cat skinner for a favour.


:ermm:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty. :sick:

I can wait a couple days.
Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.
That very much depends upon the viability of approaching the cat skinner for a favour.


:ermm:
A nice present often helps smooth the way, a quality chrome item perhaps.

[manker]

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty. :sick:

I can wait a couple days.
Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.
Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

[Skiz]

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.
Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off.... :happy:

I await your cunning retort.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.
Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.
:glag:

She's bipolar apparentement.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off.... :happy:

I await your cunning retort.
:no2:

Lightweight

[manker]

Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off.... :happy:

I await your cunning retort.
Blast, you caught me being disingenuous :(

I thought I'd kicked that along with the heroin.

[Buffalo]

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:

:no:

And may I ask why does urine smell odd after eating asparagus?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:

:no:

And may I ask why does urine smell odd after eating asparagus?
Just don't sniff people's urine after you've eaten asparagus. What are you like, ya big mad aussie.

[Busyman™]

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:
Absolutely, I'll go sloshing around in it, no problem.

However, I will not do it on a one-night stand or some lady I wanna do every once and awhile. Period sex is only for my main woman. :snooty:

As long as I just put a couple dark colored towels down (for some reason...green :blink: ) then there's nothing wrong with getting my balls red on occasion.

It says period sex is best in the 21st century.

[manker]

my main woman:glag:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:glag: :agreed:

[missie]

:lol:

periods make you horny. fact. :smilie4:

[*goddess*]

:blink: Maybe a 'period of abstinance' would make me horny..... can't stand the messiness and cramps, so personally not remotely horny at that time.

:sick: Have gone there, but just not worth the mess....... ewwwwww.

[missie]

hehe. i knows that's lies.
i miss having periods, they rawked. :smilie4:

[missie]

ooops, my bad. :blushing:

[Adster]

yes ive taken a dip in the red pool before its not good you think your dick is bleeding

[missie]

:lol: i thought real men weren't scared of a wee of blood.

[Busyman™]

yes ive taken a dip in the red pool before its not good you think your dick is bleeding
It's just added lubrication.:pinch:

I haven't done the dip in quite sometime. It is definitely not preferable.

On hiatus, bjs are preferable.

[Skiz]

yes ive taken a dip in the red pool before its not good you think your dick is bleeding
It's just added lubrication.:pinch:

I haven't done the dip in quite sometime. It is definitely not preferable.

On hiatus, bjs are preferable.


They don't like it refered to as "Hummer Week" though. :ph34r:

[missie]

bo has been known to go down after one spliff.
he stays there too :unsure:




:naughty:

[thewizeard]

Should be ok if you suffer from Pancytopenia...but if you have a tedency torwards Neutropenia ..forget it ;)

[Barbarossa]

At first I thought she was offering it :pinch:

[thewizeard]

At first I thought she was offering it :pinch:

lol...so you mean, "yes please!" ..period..

[Busyman™]

Period sex? Sure I like it since it's the period of me getting my dick sucked.

[Seedler]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww:sick:

sick bastards:no:

[Mr JP Fugley]

bo has been known to go down after one spliff.
he stays there too :unsure:




:naughty:
OK I'll be the one - Lucky you.

[Skweeky1]

ROFLMAO at JP's sig :lol:

What's wrong with just changing the sheets btw?
Before you get the towels and the wet wipes she'll have gone to sleep:blink:

Do you think it would be advisable for men with an iron deficiency? Or anaemia for that matter?:lol:

[Mr JP Fugley]

ROFLMAO at JP's sig :lol:

What's wrong with just changing the sheets btw?
Before you get the towels and the wet wipes she'll have gone to sleep:blink:

Do you think it would be advisable for men with an iron deficiency? Or anaemia for that matter?:lol:
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[Gripper]

Better red than dead.

[j2k4]

I appear only to offer my poor, paltry affirmative answer.

Actually, this is one of my favorite features of cyber-com; the train can careen right off the track without losing the slightest momentum.

I have green towels, but never tumbled to Busyman's idea...He's awfully fussy, isn't he?

He must have a "seeing-eye" on the end of his prong or something...:huh:

[thewizeard]

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:

When?

[100%]

I love the taste of iron in the morning.

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[Busyman™]

I appear only to offer my poor, paltry affirmative answer.

Actually, this is one of my favorite features of cyber-com; the train can careen right off the track without losing the slightest momentum.

I have green towels, but never tumbled to Busyman's idea...He's awfully fussy, isn't he?

He must have a "seeing-eye" on the end of his prong or something...:huh:
He the green towels or putting a towel down at all wasn't my idea. :idunno:

[j2k4]

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:
Absolutely, I'll go sloshing around in it, no problem.

However, I will not do it on a one-night stand or some lady I wanna do every once and awhile. Period sex is only for my main woman. :snooty:

As long as I just put a couple dark colored towels down (for some reason...green :blink: ) then there's nothing wrong with getting my balls red on occasion.

It says period sex is best in the 21st century.

Have you been hacked, then? :huh:

[Seedler]

What's period sex? Is that when you have sex with a girl periodically? Like regular sex? What's wrong with that?:blink:

[Busyman™]

What's period sex? Is that when you have sex with a girl periodically? Like regular sex? What's wrong with that?:blink:
Period sex typically refers to sex during the Renaissance.

[Seedler]

What's period sex? Is that when you have sex with a girl periodically? Like regular sex? What's wrong with that?:blink:
Period sex typically refers to sex during the Renaissance.

Oh, Okay. But why's that disgusting in any way at all?:blink:

And how can present day people have renaissance secks then?:wacko:

Somehow I don't believe you very much busyman, not because you're black, I love black people btw, they are so cool, it's just you tend to not tell the truth from time to time:lookaroun

[Busyman™]

Period sex typically refers to sex during the Renaissance.

Oh, Okay. But why's that disgusting in any way at all?:blink:

And how can present day people have renaissance secks then?:wacko:

Somehow I don't believe you very much busyman, not because you're black, I love black people btw, they are so cool, it's just you tend to not tell the truth from time to time:lookaroun
:O GTFOOH!:O

:shifty:

[Proper Bo]

main woman and green towels thread bump, lol

[Proper Bo]

bo has been known to go down after one spliff.
he stays there too :unsure:




:naughty:
OK I'll be the one - Lucky you.

lols:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

You deerty wee cunt! :lol:

I'm still orf to bed, no matter what ya bumps up.
Don't ring the housephone either, cos Lim is kinda fiesty n staying up. :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

he tries to ghey me over the phone:no:

[jimbo12345]

i've done it. Pe-warning is always prefered.

i'll never forget one morning waking up and feeling like i was in the middle of a nighmare involving an abatoire.

Never, ever go down though.

[Busyman™]

i've done it. Pe-warning is always prefered.

i'll never forget one morning waking up and feeling like i was in the middle of a nighmare involving an abatoire.

Never, ever go down though.

Hell to da ro.

You had period sex and didn't wash yo ass afterwards? You nasty fucker!!!

Oh and go fuck yerself, bo.:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Oh and go fuck yerself, bo.:snooty:
:lol:

:lookaroun

[Gripper]

:glag:

[owl92]

take it outside lol

[Adster]

dont do it

you come out thinking your cawk is bleeding real bad having a dip in the red pool is a no no ive learnt that

[Biggles]

dont do it

you come out thinking your cawk is bleeding real bad having a dip in the red pool is a no no ive learnt that

No that is because of the teeth down there - you really are bleeding :shifty:

[Adster]

dont do it

you come out thinking your cawk is bleeding real bad having a dip in the red pool is a no no ive learnt that

No that is because of the teeth down there - you really are bleeding :shifty:

oh Christ on that note I remember having my balls bitten during a blowjob by my ex she asked later *why the fuck did you pull me away when I bit down*

COZ IT FUCKING HURTS!!

that just shows you the intelligence of my ex not so bright

but I didnt get any bleeding thank god

[jimbo12345]

considering i know nothing about going down....and just found out the clit after 10 years of sex, i have been down there during flag of japan week. Nasty, nasty shit.

[Adster]

considering i know nothing about going down....and just found out the clit after 10 years of sex, i have been down there during flag of japan week. Nasty, nasty shit.

Flag of Japan week LMFAO

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Busyman™]

considering i know nothing about going down....and just found out the clit after 10 years of sex, i have been down there during flag of japan week. Nasty, nasty shit.

You have got to be joking.:ermm:

[jimbo12345]

buggar off busy, save your typing for someone that gives a shite.

[Agrajag]

There's you're mistake mate, you're confused with the whole bugger / front bottom difference. No point in looking for a clit in the arse area.

[Jagarga]

yeah everyone knows the cunts usually hang out at fst.

[Mr JP Fugley]

prolapse

[Busyman™]

buggar off busy, save your typing for someone that gives a shite.

So weren't joking then.

:glag:

It's ok to 'ave had a decade of inexperience....your sexual activity musta been bi-annually so I guess this all makes sense.

but, but, but....DAMN!:crazy:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Stop dabbling, you've been told it doesn't work.

[SexMaster]

what is "sex"?

[pro267]

Too messy.