Shower farts.....

[Skiz]

:shifty: or :sick: ?

[Busyman™]

:shifty: or :sick: ?
It means you need to turn the shower off and sit on the pot, get back in the shower, and wash yo ass.

You fart, it usually means you have to shit.

You shit, you wash your ass.

Oh and :shifty:

[Seedler]

:shifty:, ovi.

[GepperRankins]

:shifty: or :sick: ?
It means you you need to turn the shower and sit on the pot, get back in the shower, and wash yo ass.

You fart, it usually means you have to shit.

You shit, you wash your ass.

Oh and :shifty:
sounds like an excuse for to stick things up there :dabs:



and not being a merkin, baths > showers. and yes, that's the only time farting is entertaining :pinch:

[Buffalo]

I fart in the bath but not in the shower, odd

I guess I just like to see bubbles from the sub :lol: Dive, Dive, Dive!

[DanB]

You fart, it usually means you have to shit.


No it doesn't :dry:

[Skiz]

That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth... :pinch:

[Guillaume]

Do what the japanese do, shower first, then soak in a warm bath.

/wants a bathtub.

[DanB]

I shower.

I do like having a bath every now and then but the hot tap on our bath doesn't work so I can't. :frusty:

[Skweeky1]

I've got a bath with powerjets in it.

Excellent for masturbating....

although not very comfortable since you have to lift your legs above the tap...

[DanB]

Thanks for sharing that :naughty:


Is it wrong I only read this thread again cos it was about farting and the last person to post was Skweeky1 ?

[100%]

squeek?

[Buffalo]

I've got a bath with powerjets in it.

Excellent for masturbating....

although not very comfortable since you have to lift your legs above the tap...

can i watch?

[Busyman™]

That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth... :pinch:
True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?

[GepperRankins]

i wipe :dabs:


anything more is a bit too, errr

[j2k4]

Shit and farts aside, it's hard to beat a sauna.

Gonna build one soon, I think.

[Busyman™]

Shit and farts aside, it's hard to beat a sauna.

Gonna build one soon, I think.
To hell with that. I can sweat by doing some work.

Funny too that I almost bought a house that a sauna in it.

It also had water problems too. It was a much bigger house and I almost bought it. I would had to spend some moola to fix the problems though.

What I do plan to do is get a large hot tub. It's much more fun.

http://www.thermospas.com/images/swimspa/swim-spa-top-lg.jpg

http://www.thermospas.com/images/swimspa/swimmer-side-lg.jpg

http://www.thermospas.com/images/swimspa/4-people-in-swim-spa-lg.jpg

You can swim in the motherfucker and it holds 12 people. Wtf?!

I'm pissed 'cause they have some special going on and I can't afford it atm 'cause of my cruise and my Colonial Williamsburg vacation.

[j2k4]

Shit and farts aside, it's hard to beat a sauna.

Gonna build one soon, I think.
To hell with that. I can sweat by doing some work.

It's just that simple, huh?

You don't know much about saunas or using them, do you?

[Seedler]

People actually die in saunas you know:no:

[GepperRankins]

/stares in disbelief

[Busyman™]

To hell with that. I can sweat by doing some work.

It's just that simple, huh?

You don't know much about saunas or using them, do you?
I've used saunas before.

The whole "work" doohicky was sort of a jibe (quite obviously). Do I really have to explain that using a sauna is about relaxing and not working? :1eye:

[j2k4]

It's just that simple, huh?

You don't know much about saunas or using them, do you?
I've used saunas before.

The whole "work" doohicky was sort of a jibe (quite obviously). Do I really have to explain that using a sauna is about relaxing and not working? :1eye:

If it made sense to do that, of course.

Most of your stuff this evening needs an explanation, 'cuz it doesn't make much sense.

"quite obviously", "sort of a jibe"?

Does that mean it was conditionally absolute, or something? :huh:

[Busyman™]

I've used saunas before.

The whole "work" doohicky was sort of a jibe (quite obviously). Do I really have to explain that using a sauna is about relaxing and not working? :1eye:

If it made sense to do that, of course.

Most of your stuff this evening needs an explanation, 'cuz it doesn't make much sense.

"quite obviously", "sort of a jibe"?

Does that mean it was conditionally absolute, or something? :huh:
I'll take "or something" for $500, Alex.

[Barbarossa]

I much prefer a bath to a shower, but showers are more practical and economical.

Baths are more relaxing though. You don't "soak in your own filth" if you use bath oils or bubblebath, because the surfactant qualities of both of the above lock the dirt away from you. That's how you get clean.

[Skiz]

I much prefer a bath to a shower, but showers are more practical and economical.

Baths are more relaxing though. You don't "soak in your own filth" if you use bath oils or bubblebath, because the surfactant qualities of both of the above lock the dirt away from you. That's how you get clean.

Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:

[manker]

I much prefer a bath to a shower, but showers are more practical and economical.

Baths are more relaxing though. You don't "soak in your own filth" if you use bath oils or bubblebath, because the surfactant qualities of both of the above lock the dirt away from you. That's how you get clean.

Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

[Skiz]

Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

or

Put soap in pot/pan and scrub it, thin run more water through it to rinse.

I do this because one side I washed in is dirty water and bubbles and whatever else. :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

Thanks for not pointing out that the above makes me sound like a raging gay homo biochemicalist :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.


That's just mental talk.

[Skiz]

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.


That's just mental talk.


Whatever you say raging gay homo biochemicalist Barbarossa. :whistling

[Barbarossa]

How do you stop the soapy water mixing with the clean water, einstein?

[manker]

What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

or

Put soap in pot/pan and scrub it, thin run more water through it to rinse.

I do this because one side I washed in is dirty water and bubbles and whatever else. :ermm:
Oh, right.

So all of those petro-chemical engineers who have, over the years, prefected detergent such that it holds the dirt away from the dishes have been wasting their time.

I wish you'd informed me sooner. I must tell my main woman, she'll be most upset.

[manker]

What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

Thanks for not pointing out that the above makes me sound like a raging gay homo biochemicalist :ermm:Without seeing that post, I went for petro-chemist - which is technically more correct - so, in effect, I'm gayer than you :kiss:

[Barbarossa]

Those ones that invented the semi-permeable osmotic mid-sink soap membrane that Skizo uses have been cruelly overlooked in terms of scientific achievement.

[Skiz]

How do you stop the soapy water mixing with the clean water, einstein?

The second side of clean water simply reduces the amount that remains on the dishes. I guess in theory I could set up 10 tubs of water and potentially still have dirt and grime on them when finished. :dabs:



Oh, right.

So all of those petro-chemical engineers who have, over the years, prefected detergent such that it holds the dirt away from the dishes have been wasting their time.

I wish you'd informed me sooner. I must tell my main woman, she'll be most upset.


It just helps cut the grease/oils/grime/dirt whatever off the dishes. It doesn't pull the dirt away from the dishes.

Unless perhaps you're using Moses' brand. :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

:whoosh:

[Skiz]

Stand up.

[manker]

Oh, right.

So all of those petro-chemical engineers who have, over the years, prefected detergent such that it holds the dirt away from the dishes have been wasting their time.

I wish you'd informed me sooner. I must tell my main woman, she'll be most upset.


It just helps cut the grease/oils/grime/dirt whatever off the dishes. It doesn't pull the dirt away from the dishes.

Unless perhaps you're using Moses' brand. :shifty:You should really post in the count to 10000 thread, that's where all the other OCD freaks like VB1234 hang out.

Sometimes, I do rinse the bubbles off with a tap.

===

When I say 'sometimes' what I actually mean to say is that I have done so in the past. Probably :unsure: I don't do a lot of washing up 'cos I don't have the necessary plumbing :ermm:

I wonder how many people will get that.

[Barbarossa]

When I say 'sometimes' what I actually mean to say is that I have done so in the past. Probably :unsure: I don't do a lot of washing up 'cos I don't have the necessary plumbing :ermm:

:happy:

If there was a warm glow in appreciation of a clever post smiley, I'd be posting it now. ;)

[manker]

Nah, we don't have running water :cry:

[Barbarossa]

JP did that better than you :snooty:

[manker]

I know.

Glad you noticed the theme, tho' :happy:

[Chip Monk]

I wonder how many people will get that.
You're a bitter man, the banking is destroying your soul.

[manker]

I wonder how many people will get that.
You're a bitter man, the banking is destroying your soul.
Souls are an incumbent which is not entirely necessary in my field.

As well you know. You evil beagle.

[CrabGirl]

Was aiming for a naff pun on sole. Before I could post, however, somethng inside me withered and died.

[manker]

Was aiming for a naff pun on sole. Before I could post, however, somethng inside me withered and died.
JP would have done it.

Then he would have enqired as to whether it was his plaice to have said such a thing :pinch:

[100%]

It is illegal to fart in showers in this country.

[Busyman™]

What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

or

Put soap in pot/pan and scrub it, thin run more water through it to rinse.

I do this because one side I washed in is dirty water and bubbles and whatever else. :ermm:
I yeah I do something similar. I hate when I see people washing dishes in (what has become) a nasty tub of water. You may as well drop some detergent in a mud hole then dip your dishes in it.

Now if you want nasty, I don't take tub baths but I'll jump in a hot tub. Ya just gotta shower after being in hot ass water with 7 or 8 people.:sick:

I really don't see how people put their dirty ass in a bath tub, scrub the dirt off, sit in it, then call themselves clean. You at least still have to rinse off in a..........shower. :1eye:

[GepperRankins]

i understand manker :dabs:


the dirt stays in the water

[Seedler]

Fart...Try the people who urinate in their...:sick:

I don't do it:lookaroun

[peat moss]

That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth... :pinch:
True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?


Shit ,shower and shave in that order . ;)

Still like the odd bath with a beer and a newspaper or book . And my rubber ducky of course .

[Busyman™]

True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?


Shit ,shower and shave in that order . ;)

Still like the odd bath with a beer and a newspaper or book . And my rubber ducky of course .
For me it's shit, shave, shower.

Once I get my hot tub that'll be enough relaxation for me. I'll have my flavored rum, Appletini, or Courvoisier and just chill the fuck out.

It'll be real nice in the winter....until I gotta get out that motherfucker.:unsure:

[peat moss]

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since . :pinch:

[Busyman™]

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since . :pinch:
:lol: :lol:

He shoulda got a shower.

[peat moss]

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since . :pinch:
:lol: :lol:

He shoulda got a shower.


Ya upside down ! :lol: