Genpets

[Skiz]

http://www.genpets.com/media/photo04.jpg

Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals.

We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys. Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!

http://www.genpets.com/index.php


:fear:

[100%]

nice pieces
site is down

[DanB]

site is down

no its not, well not for me anyway :huh:

[GepperRankins]

is there an agenda behind this? :dabs:


site is down btw :snooty:

[Chip Monk]

Site isn't down.

http://www.genpets.com/images/web_main04b1.jpg

[GepperRankins]

it's fuckened. i tried it twice. the first time got me 503 error

[Chip Monk]

it's fuckened. i tried it twice. the first time got me 503 error
It's your connection, the site is working.

[GepperRankins]

it's fuckened. i tried it twice. the first time got me 503 error
It's your connection, the site is working.
how do we know it's not you connection? :smilie4:

[DanB]

it's fuckened. i tried it twice. the first time got me 503 error

because


Think you know everything there is to know about the Genpets™?
Think again! By reading this website you haven’t even skimmed the surface yet! Have a look through our extensive reseller catalogue. You can view it online, download it to your computer's hard disk for viewing later, or you can even order a hard copy online directly from the Bio-Genica store!

While the reseller catalogue is aimed specifically towards store owners and resellers of Bio-Genica products, we’ve noticed a great deal of interest from our customers and welcome you to read through it!

We’re sure you’ll understand the Genpets™ and Bio-Genica far more afterwards, and we welcome any feedback you might have for us.

Consumer Brochure coming soon…

Reseller Catalogue 0.9d
(PDF: 1.61MB / 20 pages)

Download PDF or View Online

[Seedler]

wtf those things look exactly like the cloest monsters that has been haunting me in my sleep:fear:

[Busyman™]

http://www.genpets.com/media/photo04.jpg

Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals.

We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys. Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!

http://www.genpets.com/index.php


:fear:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good find. Very entertaining.

The site even has pages for RMAs and rebate info.:lol: :lol:

That's pretty good.

[Skiz]

I was going to write an email to their support link about my Genpet going crazy and killing the neighbors or something, but I couldn't think of anything witty enough. :idunno:

[MagicNakor]

They kind of look like bear-monkey fetuses.

:shuriken:

[WOX]

ok hasn't anyone seen the movie gremlins this will not go well.