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Seedler
06-16-2006, 03:02 AM
Seriously, last year when I measured it was like 13cm or 5 inches, now it's like 15cm or almost 6 inches.:blink: :wacko:

At this rate, 1 inch/year, I'll have real problems 10 years down the road when I get a stiffy in public.:mellow:

lee551
06-16-2006, 03:12 AM
finally hitting puberty?

tesco
06-16-2006, 03:49 AM
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=105927

lee551
06-16-2006, 04:04 AM
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=105927


just makin up stories left and right.

peat moss
06-16-2006, 04:07 AM
Depends on how you measure it , from your asshole adds a couple of inches .

Busyman™
06-16-2006, 04:16 AM
Depends on how you measure it , from your asshole adds a couple of inches .
Rule:

Only count what you can put in.

Busyman™
06-16-2006, 04:21 AM
Seriously, last year when I measured it was like 13cm or 5 inches, now it's like 15cm or almost 6 inches.:blink: :wacko:

At this rate, 1 inch/year, I'll have real problems 10 years down the road when I get a stiffy in public.:mellow:
In your thread title it looks like you are using cawk in a plural fashion but wrote in it singular form. Do you perchance have more than one?

The thread title also makes it sound like you got wood for the first time and are astounded by such a revelatory event.

To both I say, good for you. Good for you.

Busyman™
06-16-2006, 04:22 AM
Seriously, last year when I measured it was like 13cm or 5 inches, now it's like 15cm or almost 6 inches.:blink: :wacko:

At this rate, 1 inch/year, I'll have real problems 10 years down the road when I get a stiffy in public.:mellow:
And again....:blink:

In your thread title it looks like you are using cawk in a plural fashion with the use of the word have but wrote in it singular form. Do you perchance have more than one?

The thread title also makes it sound like you got wood for the first time and are astounded by such a revelatory event.

To both I say, good for you. Good for you.

Busyman™
06-16-2006, 04:23 AM
Seriously, last year when I measured it was like 13cm or 5 inches, now it's like 15cm or almost 6 inches.:blink: :wacko:

At this rate, 1 inch/year, I'll have real problems 10 years down the road when I get a stiffy in public.:mellow:
Now once more....:blink:

In your thread title it looks like you are using cawk in a plural fashion with the use of the word have but wrote in it singular form. Do you perchance have more than one?

The thread title also makes it sound like you got wood for the first time and are astounded by such a revelatory event.

To both I say, good for you. Good for you.

peat moss
06-16-2006, 04:59 AM
Is there an echo in here ?


I just about did it myself the board is really screwy tonite .

thewizeard
06-16-2006, 07:42 AM
Seriously, last year when I measured it was like 13cm or 5 inches, now it's like 15cm or almost 6 inches.:blink: :wacko:

At this rate, 1 inch/year, I'll have real problems 10 years down the road when I get a stiffy in public.:mellow:
In your thread title it looks like you are using cawk in a plural fashion with the use of the word have but wrote in it singular form. Do you perchance have more than one?

The thread title also makes it sound like you got wood for the first time and are astounded by such a revelatory event.

To both I say, good for you. Good for you.

Some snakes have a dual penis I read somewhere ...so after reading Seedlers, "I hate my fcking life thread"

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=105927 ...you might be onto something peat moss

Cheese
06-16-2006, 08:00 AM
Depends on how you measure it , from your asshole adds a couple of inches .

To be honest that's all Seedler is, an arsehole with a (small) cawk.

100%
06-16-2006, 09:00 AM
cut it off and your life will be more focused

Barbarossa
06-16-2006, 09:36 AM
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=105927

Great thread :lol:

Barbarossa
06-16-2006, 09:38 AM
Depends on how you measure it , from your asshole adds a couple of inches .

You measure it from the end :blink:

Barbarossa
06-16-2006, 09:39 AM
At this rate, 1 inch/year, I'll have real problems 10 years down the road when I get a stiffy in public.:mellow:

Why?

hanashian
06-16-2006, 09:41 AM
13 cm is normal i guess... haha.. just don't know why there are actually ppl who cares so much about their size and length.... Plus the kids today are "different" in terms of growth rate, shouldn't be worry. Agree? Anyone?

thewizeard
06-16-2006, 10:22 AM
It's a sign of insecurity...how do you call it,; an inferiority complex...

But Seedler..who cares... you are welcome here even though your cawk is so tiny... ..

..and remember a cawk in the hand is worth two in the..nah got it wrong, I think ... :)

hanashian
06-16-2006, 10:28 AM
yeap. just be urself... It's the most important thing to keep in everyone's mind. By the way, asians having size of 15 cm is just abit above average. Mine is around that too.. Though it's not my style to reveal this kind of info...
So just stay cool:)

manker
06-16-2006, 12:06 PM
Depends on how you measure it , from your asshole adds a couple of inches .
Rule:

Only count what you can put in.
Who here would have guessed that Busyman is so insecure that he measures his penis.


Y'all can put your hands down now.

Seedler
06-16-2006, 01:13 PM
Rule:

Only count what you can put in.
Who here would have guessed that Busyman is so insecure that he measures his penis.


Y'all can put your hands down now.

Pwnage!:)

thewizeard
06-16-2006, 01:31 PM
Very shrewd Seedler :cool: ,... so that's the point of this thread.. we now know that busyman is frequently busy, measuring his cawk. How informative..you should consider applying to rossco, to join the newsgroup...

Seedler
06-17-2006, 03:14 AM
:shifty:I should consider it.:happy:Busyman:no2:

Busyman™
06-17-2006, 05:23 AM
Rule:

Only count what you can put in.
Who here would have guessed that Busyman is so insecure that he measures his penis.


Y'all can put your hands down now.
Heh, Seedler is the one who said he measures his. Wtf are you on about now?

Besides that.......mine is bigger. :naughty:

thewizeard
06-17-2006, 05:41 AM
...although I always say, it's not so much the size as how you apply it.

Agrajag
06-17-2006, 10:41 AM
It's a sign of insecurity...how do you call it,; an inferiority complex...

But Seedler..who cares... you are welcome here even though your cawk is so tiny... ..

..and remember a cawk in the hand is worth two in the..nah got it wrong, I think ... :)
A cawk in the bush is worth two in the hand, I think you'll find.

Seedler
06-17-2006, 08:36 PM
...although I always say, it's not so much the size as how you apply it.

Agreed.:)

That's what all the Asian doctors say. So it definitely has no chance of being wrong at all.:happy:

peat moss
06-17-2006, 09:17 PM
...although I always say, it's not so much the size as how you apply it.


Or its not the size of a man but his motion that counts . If I could make any body part bigger it would be my tongue ,thats what drives the ladies crazy .

Try the old " Alphabet "tongue trick on a woman,Abcd dot the I cross the T repeat . ;)

Busyman™
06-17-2006, 09:28 PM
...although I always say, it's not so much the size as how you apply it.


Or its not the size of a man but his motion that counts.
That's some shit made up by men with little bits.:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldn't have my johnson any bigger and certainly not smaller. Women like a nice fit with a slight stretch. They don't wanna a pinky or an impale.

If you are a pencil clanking around a jar opening or a tractor trailer going in a home garage you better have a decent tongue. At the very least, the tractor trailer can just drive on through and make the opening wider. :smilie4:

GepperRankins
06-17-2006, 09:45 PM
such a way with words :wub:

CELEBS
06-18-2006, 12:25 AM
:dabs:

muchspl3
06-18-2006, 01:03 AM
thats pretty small, I wouldn't be braging about that.....

scribblec
06-18-2006, 01:58 AM
hes asian, small cock is in your genes

Seedler
06-18-2006, 02:01 AM
hes asian, small cock is in your genes

Way to state the obvious.:dry:


such a way with words :wub:

Just the way you like it!:naughty:

scribblec
06-18-2006, 02:03 AM
[quote=Seedler]Way to state the obvious.:dry:

Oh Rly?

Seedler
06-18-2006, 02:24 AM
Borly, like that's not a stereotype at all.:dry:

enoughfakefiles
06-18-2006, 09:02 AM
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7209/untitled1copy3aj.jpg

:unsure:

peat moss
06-18-2006, 09:46 AM
hes asian, small cock is in your genes

You mean Jeans ? :P

GepperRankins
06-18-2006, 01:11 PM
Way to state the obvious.:dry:


such a way with words :wub:

Just the way you like it!:naughty:
where's JP when you need him?

Seedler
06-18-2006, 01:11 PM
hes asian, small cock is in your genes

You mean Jeans ? :P

:glag: Indeed, I think that's what he really meant:P

Smith
06-18-2006, 09:49 PM
You know your a looser when you have to make up stories and post them in a internet message board for entertainment.