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CELEBS
06-17-2006, 01:53 AM
is best done in norfolk where the big gloved gay tards chill on their surf boards.

peat moss
06-17-2006, 02:25 AM
Pardon ? On the beach preening you mean .

Seedler
06-17-2006, 03:15 AM
Now who's this faggot?

It's prolly Busyman or manker.:dry:

CELEBS
06-17-2006, 10:57 AM
shut up you canadian cawk bag

Agrajag
06-17-2006, 11:00 AM
Now who's this faggot?

Racist, homophobe and idiot. You really are a charmer aren't you.

Bit of denial going on there I think. Accept who you are and be done with the aggression.

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 01:01 PM
I'm surfer from Norfolk UK
I've not seen any big gloved gay tards in the lineup where I go surfing,
I have heard rumour that Gay tard Surfers frequent the beaches when it's flat trying to make out that thay are Surfers just for the image thin'.

As surfing has become Over-commercialised, Wannabe Surfers are spotted quite easily, this is not the proper dress code for 2006, that's last years colours :snooty:
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/gaytard.jpg

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2006, 01:03 PM
As surfing has become Over-commercialised, Wannabe Surfers are spotted quite easily,
Yeah, the massive sponsorship deals and huge salaries have ruined surfing.

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 01:34 PM
I'm a soul surfer, I'm not interested in the money side of it.

I surf only for the Spiritual Side of Surfing,
"Feel at the mercy of very powerful primal forces, and this can lead to a unique and unforgettable sense of one's place in a larger universe".

My mentor "Buffalo keaulana" did a tv commercial for The Coca-Cola Company,
but he only recived $50, yet he was the main focus of this commercial,
not quite massive money for his talent.

Skweeky1
06-17-2006, 04:36 PM
I would like to go surfing. Can you teach me?

I suppose a trip to Norfolk could be good weekend...

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2006, 04:52 PM
I would like to go surfing. Can you teach me?

I suppose a trip to Norfolk could be good weekend...
You wouldn't be able to cope with Norfolk. Some prick ironed it and it is now totally flat.

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 07:25 PM
I would like to go surfing. Can you teach me?

I suppose a trip to Norfolk could be good weekend...

Surf Dude Skweeky, you would be more than welcome to stay at my humble abode anytime, and if you wish to learn the art of Surfing then I’m the man.

The first steps of leaning to ride waves is just sitting on the beach,
Looking at how the waves form & break,
I know what I’m looking for, it's teaching you to see what I see, once you have learnt this then it's just a matter of getting into the water.

A lot of people are quite scared, they say, but I don't know what's underneath me, what I do is show them at low tide were we shall be surfing, it gives them some sense of security knowing what's under you at high tide.

So if you would like the experience of a lifetime then please do, it would be great & I would be honed.

Have a think and let me know. :D

@ Jp, yes, most of Norfolk is flat, but I live on the hilly bit :lol:
nice cliffs, they are well cool for abseiling.
the view from Beeston hill sheringham is excellent as well :D
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/cliffs-a.jpg.http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/cliffs-b.jpg

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2006, 07:33 PM
@ Jp, yes, most of Norfolk is flat, but I live on the hilly bit :lol:
nice cliffs, they are well cool for abseiling.
the view from Beeston hill sheringham is excellent as well :D
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/cliffs-a.jpg.http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/cliffs-b.jpg
Cliffs my arse. That's a doorstep where I come from mate.

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 07:44 PM
And he's now a Sir :lol:

I am told that we have the besttest Cliffs in the Uk, Character & Charm.
As quoted in "UK Cliffs monthly" :D

Skweeky1
06-17-2006, 08:16 PM
Weeeeee

I'm gonna be a surfer chick.

I'd love to come down for a weekend or so. Have to take boyfriend with me though.

Surf surf surf surf surf surf surf surf weeeee suuuurrrffff

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2006, 08:19 PM
Weeeeee

I'm gonna be a surfer chick.

I'd love to come down for a weekend or so. Have to take boyfriend with me though.

Surf surf surf surf surf surf surf surf weeeee suuuurrrffff
I knew your hun boyfriend wouldn't let you spend a weekend in Norfolk with a big gay lad with an Aussie accent. Surfing or no surfing.

Busyman™
06-17-2006, 08:25 PM
Now who's this faggot?

It's prolly Busyman or manker.:dry:
It is CELEBS/Jonno/Buffalo (you are late) and the word is "gay".

Seedler
06-17-2006, 08:33 PM
Weeeeee

I'm gonna be a surfer chick.

I'd love to come down for a weekend or so. Have to take boyfriend with me though.

Surf surf surf surf surf surf surf surf weeeee suuuurrrffff
I knew your hun boyfriend wouldn't let you spend a weekend in Norfolk with a big gay lad with an Aussie accent. Surfing or no surfing.

:lol:

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 08:54 PM
Weeeeee

I'm gonna be a surfer chick.

I'd love to come down for a weekend or so. Have to take boyfriend with me though.

Surf surf surf surf surf surf surf surf weeeee suuuurrrffff

Nice one, I'm sure you and boyfriend will have a great time, 100% Stoked!
Sheringham is an excellent place to be this time of year. :D
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html//emoticons/dance.gif http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html//emoticons/sun.gif http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html//emoticons/yeah.gif http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html//emoticons/surf.gif
Will get my other double room sorted, not a problem.
PM me and we can arange it, nice one Skweeky.


@ Busyman™ I would invite you, but I don't know you :snooty:
and I think I would feel uncomfortable to the fact

Mr JP Fugley
06-17-2006, 09:04 PM
@ Busyman™ I would invite you, but I don't know you :snooty:
and I think I would feel uncomfortable to the fact
Racist

Gripper
06-17-2006, 09:11 PM
:O WTF is going on 'ere:w00t:

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 09:15 PM
I have APD "Avoidant personality disorder" fact :D

But i'm ok when i'm asleep :lol:

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 09:16 PM
My Local break........
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/pictures/surf/131_3150.jpg

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/pictures/surf/127_2761.jpg

And I do like a BBQ after a Surf :D

Skweeky1
06-17-2006, 09:38 PM
Wicked,

just kinda need to figure out when I have the weekend off and how I'm gonna get down there as my hun bf got banned a couple of month ago and we have no car presently.

Do you have an airport? :lol:

Buffalo
06-17-2006, 10:00 PM
Wicked,
Do you have an airport? :lol:

Not personally :lol:

The Bf is banned from driving, omg!

Norwich Airport, via flybe.com for 2 = £ 283.96
National Express Standard return 2 people to Norwich is around = £142.00

Lots of squids! that's waisted party money... fact.

you must have a good friend with a car, i'm sure I could fit in one more :lol:

peat moss
06-17-2006, 10:29 PM
Oh great ! Gay guy meets girl of my dreams . Story of my life !

Jk have a great time guys wish I was there , you know cooking the clams . :)

Skweeky1
06-18-2006, 12:04 AM
Hmmm, I might ask bf's brother. He stays in Reading so he could drop us off on the way I suppose.

CELEBS
06-18-2006, 12:20 AM
*.* this thread = off topic

Buffalo
06-18-2006, 12:29 AM
Hmmm, I might ask bf's brother. He stays in Reading so he could drop us off on the way I suppose.

Nice one Skweeky, this will sort :D A shannock won't let you down :no:

@ Peat, No Clams, only Bass & Lobster locally. I've never tried Clams.

Surf's up!
is that Busyman? Wow Dude.......... you can Surf like crazy Dude! wtg..
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/surfingbuffalo.gif

Now this is a Cool picture!
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/nosurfing.gif

Seedler
06-18-2006, 02:19 AM
Lava surfing!:happy:

Skweeky1
06-18-2006, 12:00 PM
What's a s shannock? o_O

Buffalo
06-18-2006, 03:03 PM
What's a s shannock? o_O

"There dwelt beside the great North Sea,
A hale and Hearty company, Of men and women brave
and free Who called themselves the Shannocks"
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/1860.jpg :lol:

The original people of Sheringham are known as Shannocks,
but the origin of the word is unknown. There is a word Shanny
defined as Shatter Brained in use in East Anglia and it is thought that
Shannock was probably derived from this word and meant a wild reckless
lot of people :lol:

My family in Sheringham have lived and work here since 1739,
"kicked out of Yarmouth" one relation told me :lol:
I remember my Nan showing me a picture of her grandfather, his name was Horatio Loads, he owned a fair ground that travelled Norfolk.

The original Shannock breed is a dying breed,
only a few remain who have that bloodline.
The last I lost of my family was my dear Father & today being father’s day in the UK,
God Bless You Dad.

Sheringham has changed so much over the years, it's a better place now than ever.

You will have to have a trip to sea with me Sonja, the coastline is fantastic.

A Sheringham Sunset, Picture taken from East Beach
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/sunset.jpg
The coastline looking East after a storm...
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/storm03.jpg
Picture taken outside my old house, waves hitting the "The Mo" Building.
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/storm02.jpg
Very Wild! view from the old house.
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/storm01.jpg
Me snorkeling :lol:
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/underwater02.jpg
And the view from below...
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/underwater01.jpg

It's a cool place http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html//emoticons/thumbsupup.gif

Seedler
06-18-2006, 03:20 PM
m'kay then.