Torture

[Mr JP Fugley]

Someone is making toast in my house. I'm not sure which kitchen the smell is coming from but it's torturing me. I may have to go and make some.

[Buffalo]

you can get toast "ready to eat" from my local shop

[Seedler]

yum toast:happy:

[Barbarossa]

Someone is making toast in my house. I'm not sure which kitchen the smell is coming from but it's torturing me. I may have to go and make some.

You have multiple kitchens :blink:

[manker]

Someone is making toast in my house. I'm not sure which kitchen the smell is coming from but it's torturing me. I may have to go and make some.

You have multiple kitchens :blink:
The servants couldn't possibly eat food prepared in the same kitchen as Laird McBannockburn.

'tis simply not done :snooty:

[Biggles]

you can get toast "ready to eat" from my local shop

For those unable to make toast perchance?

[Proper Bo]

you can get toast "ready to eat" from my local shop

For those unable to make toast perchance?

missie

[lee551]

Someone is making toast in my house. I'm not sure which kitchen the smell is coming from but it's torturing me. I may have to go and make some.

You have multiple kitchens :blink:

immediately what popped into my head aswell. :dry:

[lynx]

You have multiple kitchens :blink:

immediately what popped into my head aswell. :dry:No doubt it will pop out when it's ready.

[lee551]

immediately what popped into my head aswell. :dry:No doubt it will pop out when it's ready.

i think it already did, but you just made it again. stop it.

[lynx]

No doubt it will pop out when it's ready.

i think it already did, but you just made it again. stop it.
:whoosh:

[lee551]

double whoosh

[missie]

For those unable to make toast perchance?

missie


I can make toast.
Still waiting for my scrambled eggs though. :snooty:

[100%]

in some dasterdly council flat in Kilburn north london while doing a shitty night job packing videos for export my irish neighbour would over fry kippers in that that weird toaster thing you inglesies have over your oven, every time i heated that thing up it smelt of kip.

:moment ofmy life:

[GepperRankins]

:dabs: grills are english things?

[CrabGirl]

in some dasterdly council flat in Kilburn north london while doing a shitty night job packing videos for export my irish neighbour would over fry kippers in that that weird toaster thing you inglesies have over your oven, every time i heated that thing up it smelt of kip.

:moment ofmy life:

I used to live in Kilburn. I understand your pain.

The only good thing about living there was that there was never any trouble from the IRA seeing as they all lived in the area.

[100%]

Thank you
met people who had it alot worse than me, family of 4, withonly two beds, which they sleep rotated - 2 doing nightshift the other dayshift
two of them on probation. good humor though.
the local bars where sort of a highlight, even though the irish are incapable of happy songs

[Agrajag]

in some dasterdly council flat in Kilburn north london while doing a shitty night job packing videos for export my irish neighbour would over fry kippers in that that weird toaster thing you inglesies have over your oven, every time i heated that thing up it smelt of kip.

:moment ofmy life:

The only good thing about living there was that there was never any trouble from the IRA seeing as they all lived in the area.
What a strange and yet wonderful logic.

You are to be congratulated.

[brotherdoobie]

Burnt...:)

Peace bd

[CrabGirl]

The only good thing about living there was that there was never any trouble from the IRA seeing as they all lived in the area.
What a strange and yet wonderful logic.

You are to be congratulated.

Never heard the phrase "don't shit on your own doorstep"?

I know what I meant.

[CrabGirl]

Thank you
met people who had it alot worse than me, family of 4, withonly two beds, which they sleep rotated - 2 doing nightshift the other dayshift
two of them on probation. good humor though.
the local bars where sort of a highlight, even though the irish are incapable of happy songs


There were loads of them. Off the top of my head I can remember, The Black Cap. The Sir Colin Campbell. Biddy Mulligans. The Kilburn. The Red Lion. The Old Bell. The Queens Arms. Cheerless holes all. :D

[Mr JP Fugley]

What a strange and yet wonderful logic.

You are to be congratulated.

Never heard the phrase "don't shit on your own doorstep"?

I know what I meant.
I think that rather nice Agrajag chap should be awarded 1 rod point for that.

[CrabGirl]

oh go boil your head.

[manker]

/me lols

[CrabGirl]

manker can share jps headboiling pot to boil his own.

[manker]

But JP has got a heid like a pumpkin, I therefore demand a more snugly fitting headboiling pot that I can call my own :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's true, I have an unfeasibly large heid. Almost pumpkinesque in it's behemothness.

I even had to buy a special, large heid, Panama. True story.

[CrabGirl]

Encephalitis?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Encephalitis?
No, just an unfeasibly big heid.

The brain itself is noticeably smaller than normal.

It's called Homerism. Not in a good / Greek way.

[peat moss]

you can get toast "ready to eat" from my local shop

For those unable to make toast perchance?

You've met my first wife ? :huh: