Harsh or what - Don't look if you're a professional complainer

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://www.emcy.co.uk/images/priestcrash.jpg

[100%]

http://imgfly.com/files/230606_031210/WTF 2.gif

[callum]

that boys jumper > that womens teeth

[Proper Bo]

for doris:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2410/wtf1fo.gif

[callum]

stick something in her mouth for fucks sake
the eyes were a good start

[Proper Bo]

I thought the mouth was too obvious a choice:snooty:

[callum]

the eyebrows maybe or the wig like hair, apart from that she looks quite nice.

[Proper Bo]

pre or post magenta cawkage?

[callum]

magenta

you've gone too far now

[Proper Bo]

pneub

[callum]

i should have expected this, you have a magenta car and fish like creature with love hearts in your sig, i bet you have few salmon coloured garments in the closet

[Proper Bo]

rod-off cawktard, that car is quite clearly red and that fish like creature is blatantly a frenchman:snooty:

[callum]

and that car is quite blatantly fuchsia

[Proper Bo]

I don't even know what fuschia means, you hurmur:snooty:

[callum]

one day i was watching master chef and llloyyd grossman man, said the big pink number that indicated some amount of minutes left was not actually pink but fuschia, that's how i know. i've never used it to colour something in though

[Proper Bo]

sure you did, you silly goose:kiss:

[callum]

i was going to say true story at the end of that post but someone has already claimed that phrase for themselves dirty t** b*****

[Proper Bo]

t**?:huh:

[callum]

craig moore(what a guy) has team mate called t** cahill

[Proper Bo]

craig moore FTW, reserves though:no:

[callum]

craig moore FTW, reserves though:no:

I thought he was injured most of the season and made your defence look half decent when he played unlike cash cow, i mean boumsong

[Proper Bo]

bumsong is shit. fact.

also, babayaro is shit too, tis why they're called the chuckle brothers:dabs:

[callum]

bumsong is shit. fact.

It was nice of your ex manager to take him off our hands for all that money, where did he start out in the management game? i forget.

[Proper Bo]

probably a rod but I'm not sure about it meself, I think he was player manager at rangers:unsure:

[callum]

For rangers he signed chris woods, terry butcher, trevor steven, mark hately and several others, you got boumsong and moore. He knows quality when he sees it.

[Proper Bo]

He did keep steve (taylor) in the team even with his kwality over the top diving, which he stole from me btw:snooty:

[peat moss]

http://imgfly.com/files/230606_031210/WTF 2.gif


Hey where's the sound ? Teeth are kinky but the moustache has to go . :)

[Proper Bo]

Stay on topic, cawktard:dry:

[callum]

can someone delete petes post and move this to sportsworld.
JP was being a cunt again starting it in here.

[Proper Bo]

indeed, cunts all round.

[peat moss]

Stay on topic, cawktard:dry:

Oops sorry , pardon me , or I mean excuse me ! :)

[Proper Bo]

I'm going to throw a euro-yogi/gillian hissy fit if this obvious cuntage doesn't stop.

[peat moss]

Start a new thread in Sports world ?

[callum]

why doesn't Iumm.. this forum have a canadian filter, with extra texan protection.

[peat moss]

why doesn't Iumm.. this forum have a canadian filter, with extra texan protection.


I'm missing something , just sitting here havin a brew and a smoke after a hard day at work . This is the lounge tho so what gives ?

[Proper Bo]

:pinch:

[Proper Bo]

damn our dry british wit, damn it to hell.

[peat moss]

damn our dry british wit, damn it to hell.


You want to complain ? My feet hurt ,shoes too tight thought this was being hit over the head lessons ! :D

[Proper Bo]

:ermm:

[Proper Bo]

this lager goes off in november, I'd better drink it:smilie4:

[callum]

why doesn't Iumm.. this forum have a canadian filter, with extra texan protection.


I'm missing something , just sitting here havin a brew and a smoke after a hard day at work . This is the lounge tho so what gives ?

You bastard, you've made me feel bad now.

[Proper Bo]

Indeed, what a cunt.

[peat moss]

Ah Ha Canadien humor ! Yuk Yuk .

[Proper Bo]

lower the tone why don't you?:no:

[peat moss]

Ah dam you amateurs I feel like my goofy humour is being wasted . Oh the agony of it all . :P

[Proper Bo]

Well once we see some of it, we might being to appreciate it:smilie4:

[peat moss]

Well once we see some of it, we might being to appreciate it:smilie4:
:lol: Well with that I''ll crawl back to Software world and give bad advice .
I'm in too good of a mood tonite . Have a great day tho .

[callum]

I went for a pish there, i missed all of that, do you think peat has anymore in him?

[Proper Bo]

I imagine he has plenty pish left in him.

[Proper Bo]

That was one hella long pish btw:huh:

[Proper Bo]

Not working like it used to?:no:

[peat moss]

Not working like it used to?:no:


Ah shit made me look too . :lol:

[callum]

That was one hella long pish btw:huh:

I'm only just back from having an after pish shake.

[Proper Bo]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9384/cspmalogocol22ya.jpg

[Proper Bo]

That was one hella long pish btw:huh:

I'm only just back from having an after pish shake.

three shakes = naughty

fact.

[Seedler]

http://www.emcy.co.uk/images/priestcrash.jpg

Why does this experience seem awfully familiar?:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

you were touched by a priest?

[callum]

It's the jumper, i knew there was something wrong with it, probably the height of canadian fashion. They wear christmas jumpers all year round there.

[peat moss]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9384/cspmalogocol22ya.jpg


Kool for me ? Thank you but whats a Cawktard ?

[Proper Bo]

It's the jumper, i knew there was something wrong with it, probably the height of canadian fashion. They wear christmas jumpers all year round there.

I hear it's cold, eh?

[peat moss]

Boob could you make my fuck tard just a ltlle smaller ? I can't fit as my new Sig .

[Proper Bo]

no, cawktard.:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

new av for seedler though:smilie4:
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7757/seedler2eb.gif

[peat moss]

no, cawktard.:snooty:


Just thought I'd ask . :)

[callum]

Boob could you make my fuck tard just a ltlle smaller ? I can't fit as my new Sig .

Fussy canadians, ones asking for something to be made smaller and the other wants something bigger.

[Proper Bo]

no, cawktard.:snooty:


Just thought I'd ask . :)
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/419/peat9cc.jpg

[peat moss]

You two are impossible are you Scottish by chance ? Can't be English your team is doing well . So why all the hostility ?

[Proper Bo]

fuck you, I'm not scottish, you fucking cunt.

[Proper Bo]

and you didn't say how much smaller you wanted that picture;)

[callum]

Well bo has an english flag on his bit, us scots do like to show the english flag during the world cup.

[callum]

'mon the english

[Proper Bo]

Well bo has an english flag on his bit, us scots do like to show the english flag during the world cup.

:lol: :earl:

[peat moss]

fuck you, I'm not scottish, you fucking cunt.


OOps no but I am ,sorry and thanks for the new sig , Do I have to say Sig supplied by Bo ? :)

[Proper Bo]

Well bo has an english flag on his bit, us scots do like to show the english flag during the world cup.
although how did you know about my tattoo?:unsure:

[callum]

sorry, i meant scotch

[Proper Bo]

fuck you, I'm not scottish, you fucking cunt.


OOps no but I am ,sorry and thanks for the new sig , Do I have to say Sig supplied by Bo ? :)

no, it has to be "dave is an emo ghey"

fact.

[callum]

OOps no but I am ,sorry and thanks for the new sig , Do I have to say Sig supplied by Bo ? :)

no, it has to be "dave is an emo ghey"

fact.
you'll drive him over the edge with talk like that.
just like that fushcia car

[peat moss]

Well bo has an english flag on his bit, us scots do like to show the english flag during the world cup.
although how did you know about my tattoo?:unsure:


Hey wait a minute you two's know way too much about each other ?

I think its it cute tho . :P

Edit smelling !

[Proper Bo]

hopefully run seedloler over at the same time:smilie4:

[callum]

wait a minute, thats a fucking pea with a smile

[callum]

ok, carry on

[peat moss]

hopefully run seedloler over at the same time:smilie4:


Seedlers an American. Fact .

[Proper Bo]

So are you:huh:

[Proper Bo]

wait a minute, thats a fucking pea with a smile

Ce n'est pas un petit pois.

[callum]

wait a minute, thats a fucking pea with a smile

Ce n'est pas un petit pois.

i did german.
down at the bottom of the garden, amongst the birds and the bees, lived a lot of little people

[peat moss]

So are you:huh:


Wellllll not technically . I'm still Canadian by birth but Scottish , Irish , insert Aboriginal tribe here . :D

[Proper Bo]

Ce n'est pas un petit pois.

i did german.
down at the bottom of the garden, amongst the birds and the bees, lived a lot of little people

I believe they were named the Poddington Peas.

Quite clearly not people, IMO.

[Proper Bo]

So are you:huh:


Wellllll not technically . I'm still Canadian by birth but Scottish , Irish , insert Aboriginal tribe here . :D

Canadia = American.

fact.

if we're going by blood then I'm scotch, irish, and english:dabs:

[callum]

i did german.
down at the bottom of the garden, amongst the birds and the bees, lived a lot of little people

I believe they were named the Poddington Peas.

Quite clearly not people, IMO.
They could speak, they could think, they could feel pain.
fucking racist

[Proper Bo]

I believe they were named the Poddington Peas.

Quite clearly not people, IMO.
They could speak, they could think, they could feel pain.
fucking racist

I'm the racist?? They were the ones at war with the black ones, not me:snooty:

[peat moss]

Not all the same peas in a pod ,to use your expression but I'm a quarter Blackfoot and was not till later in life that I was proud of it .

Doesn't really matter tho my son's are half German too ,what a mix tho eh ?

[Proper Bo]

I think I speak for myself when I say "what the fuck are you on about?"

[peat moss]

I think I speak for myself when I say "what the fuck are you on about?"


Excuse me while I back track , :lol: You guy's are way to smart for me .

[callum]

It's all these fractions, but you don't half talk a load of...

[Proper Bo]

I see what you did there:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-40431.jpg

just casue i've never use it before, loiyke.

edit: i appear to have gypo'd that from urban dictionary's site

[peat moss]

It's all these fractions, but you don't half talk a load of...

Shit ? Oh fuck me won't bother replying , I need something to fight for were as you to girls just like to cause a commotion ?


I'll leave it at that Irene's I have a Pm box if you want to pursue ?
But lifes too short and have wasted my energy enought here in this thread.

[callum]

I was tempted to put in bold like, so you'd see it, but i haven't mastered the fancy forum features yet

[Proper Bo]

Shit ? Oh fuck me won't bother replying , I need something to fight for were as you to girls just like to cause a commotion ?
:bawa:

[Proper Bo]

I think that was correct :bawa: useage.

I should check with mankow.

[callum]

It's all these fractions, but you don't half talk a load of...

Shit ? Oh fuck me won't bother replying , I need something to fight for were as you to girls just like to cause a commotion ?

Peat we're just talking pish at 3am in the morning, no need to start calling people girls.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, you big poof.

[Proper Bo]

Is scotchland in a different time zone?:blink:

[Proper Bo]

Maybe it's all the heroin.

[callum]

Yeah, you big poof.

I think the last thread we took this much interest in at the same time involved the search for the money shot

[callum]

Is scotchland in a different time zone?:blink:

is 3:52 am, closer to 4am down south? southern pansy

edit - might be time for bed

[Proper Bo]

Is scotchland in a different time zone?:blink:

is 3:52 am, closer to 4am down south? southern pansy

3:54 actually, cawktard.:snooty:

edit: 3:55

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, you big poof.

I think the last thread we took this much interest in at the same time involved the search for the money shot

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7757/seedler2eb.gif
:unsure:

[callum]

I think the last thread we took this much interest in at the same time involved the search for the money shot

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7757/seedler2eb.gif
:unsure:
you don't even remember the moneyshot.jpg :blink:

oh wait, no one has that, it was deleted

[Proper Bo]

I did just after I posted that

[callum]

I should of put it in bold

[Proper Bo]

you should have

[peat moss]

Poof ? I can't even say it right I'm Canadein silly . :D

[Proper Bo]

puff

[peat moss]

puff

Ok :lol: That explains it . :)

[Proper Bo]

wow, you're like an older and more polite seedler, lol.

[callum]

i think the older version of seedler is currently trying to count 10000

[peat moss]

i think the older version of seedler is currently trying to count 10000

Be nice youbees ! :D

[Proper Bo]

i think the older version of seedler is currently trying to count 10000

it certainly has taken him a long time. maybe he gets confused seeing "1234" and keeps beginning again at 1235.

[callum]

there's just us 3 in here and 97 guests watching it's like the big brother house, we even have geordie to talk pish over it all.

[Proper Bo]

I'm the token geordie FTW:01:

[callum]

i think the older version of seedler is currently trying to count 10000

it certainly has taken him a long time. maybe he gets confused seeing "1234" and keeps beginning again at 1235.

that's just him counting the people whos sig is too big

[Proper Bo]

do I need to put on an awful "tv geordie" accent and sound like a dirty monkey mackem?

[Proper Bo]

it certainly has taken him a long time. maybe he gets confused seeing "1234" and keeps beginning again at 1235.

that's just him counting the people whos sig is too big

think he PM's tesco daily, begging him to add the tally to his name?

[peat moss]

Fellas if I really wanted to insult someone tonite , I'd start with my Mum-inlaw but sadly already done that .

[Proper Bo]

you hit it? oh snap! fo'sho [/busy]

[callum]

do I need to put on an awful "tv geordie" accent and sound like a dirty monkey mackem?

my brothers girlfriends mum looks like davina mcall, my son thought it was her on the telly. true story

[Proper Bo]

nice and relevant to the "tv geordie" accent quote too:smilie4:

[peat moss]

you hit it? oh snap! fo'sho [/busy]


Busyman ? What has he ever done to you ? Have you no shame . :(

[callum]

it's a mix of the big brother stuff and the mum in law thing, on tv it'd be called a link, on here i'm just confused

[Proper Bo]

I never mentioned busyman, I just said i was no longer busy:whistling

[Proper Bo]

it's a mix of the big brother stuff and the mum in law thing, on tv it'd be called a link, on here i'm just confused

Paay-uj foour and callumm is feeeullin confyoooused.

[callum]

I was typing my post when peat posted about his mother in law, just lucky i was talking about someones mother as well

[peat moss]

it's a mix of the big brother stuff and the mum in law thing, on tv it'd be called a link, on here i'm just confused

Or just another sitcom idea yous people stole again ?

[callum]

dave is hanging about in here, i think the mother talk might have put him of

[callum]

it's a mix of the big brother stuff and the mum in law thing, on tv it'd be called a link, on here i'm just confused

Or just another sitcom idea yous people stole again ?
yeah, like the office us

[peat moss]

I was trolling about the sitcom's by the way . No takers ? Dam you fellas are good tonite .

[Proper Bo]

:blink:

[Proper Bo]

i think you're either suffering from busysyndrome(tm) or you've got callum on ignore

[peat moss]

i think you're either suffering from busysyndrome(tm) or you've got callum on ignore

Or I'm really in a good mood , few beers too and just having fun . Would n't wish harm on you two just thought I'd add to it ..

Its fun tho ,think I got some of your jokes hope you got mine .

Hey when does England play again ? The games are on so early that we miss a lot of them .

[Proper Bo]

Its fun tho ,think I got some of your jokes hope you got mine .


I'm still looking for them:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

next match is on the 25th, 4pm BST

[Proper Bo]

The lack of future world cup fixtures on the fa website shows a noice lack of confidence on their part.

Sun, 25 June

World Cup R16, 4.00pm (BST)

ENGLAND

v

ECUADOR





Live on BBC



Wed, 16 Aug

International Friendly at Manchester United FC

ENGLAND

v

GREECE

[callum]

next match is on the 25th, 4pm scottishST

[Proper Bo]

going to celebrate it by punching 7 year olds in england shirts?

[callum]

i was going to support england, but you've fucked that up

edit - only because it annoys people when i say i want england to win

[peat moss]

Its fun tho ,think I got some of your jokes hope you got mine .


I'm still looking for them:unsure:

Nice one , thanks for the football update tho much appreciated . So I get up at 4:00 am instead of 5:00 boy that sucks . :P

[Proper Bo]

i was going to support england, but you've fucked that up

edit - only because it annoys people when i say i want england to win

I don't mind whether scottish people choose to support the better of the british sides or not:smilie4:

[callum]

i was going to support england, but you've fucked that up

edit - only because it annoys people when i say i want england to win

I don't mind whether scottish people choose to support the better of the british sides or not:smilie4:
Just like the americans that don't care if their team loses, you can't help but go on about it

[Proper Bo]

I've never gone on about it:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

I've never gone on about it:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

I've never gone on about it:snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

i was going to support england, but you've fucked that up

edit - only because it annoys people when i say i want england to win
I thought all huns supported Engerland.

Isn't there some rule about the Union Flag and her Brittanic Majesty, oppression of the Irish and that sort of thing.