Why does my birthday not show up on the front page.

[enoughfakefiles]

I wanted loads of presents :angry:

[missie]

cos it's not your birthday? :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

cos it's not your birthday? :unsure:
That would certainly do it.

[enoughfakefiles]

Oh yes it is :snooty:

[missie]

I don't believe you. :snooty:
You'll have to prove it if'n you want all your presents n stuff.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh yes it is :snooty:
We'll need proof, Phil.

Sorry but it's the law. We can't just make exceptions, even for someone like you.

I'm sure you'll understand That would be the road to anarchy.

[100%]

I agree all members when birth reborningness should be on the goddamm front page.
This is outrageouse.
I am calling the scandal press right now

[enoughfakefiles]

Fanks zed :wub:

[100%]

i called herald tribune but they hung up, the conservative bstrds
The sun put me on britney spears
new york times put me onsome weird jammed cd whih said "we are great"
bangkok post was interested but seems they will wait until there is some blood
De Telegraph gave me a positive, they will do a front page on sunday (underneath the ads)
i then called IKE to see if he push thru some of his Mod powers on the press but all i got was sounds of something, chipmunkish chewing on nuts, very obscene...
No respect
ok thats it i am calling Tony Blair

[100%]

ok Tony Blair agrees, this is indeed outrageous, he is calling Koffi right now to check on the general view on tis issue, but will not go for a full scale confrontation without the backing of Mr.Bush,

give me a sec, he's calling back

[100%]

Ok Kofffi got unanumes agreement, the UN is in on this one. Birthdays should be on the front page
HOWEVER
they await for reactions from the US

pending...

[100%]

ok its getting heavy now
Un has done some pushing
Isreal has agreed, they will give palestina to the palestinians and the wall will be architecturally redesigned as the City Hall of Palestina.
On the one condition that the Mods agree to put birthdays on the Front Page.

[100%]

Mods please think fast, this could have some importance to the income for Rookie on the forum

[100%]

Palestina has agreed, as long as Isreal move out, removes the wall, and puts the borders back to 1960, and FST mods put Birthdays on the front page,
then they agree

edit - conection to white house stlll on hold

[100%]

sorry for delay
UN is anctious, waiting, Indonesia just called to gve their support as did Fiji
The Vascs and Irish offered to bomb FST headquarters, but Koffi cooled them down

mods we dont have time for delay, make the decisiion now

Rookie is not picking up, infact none of the mods are picking up - fuck

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call getting through to White House

[100%]

ok, it was weird (espeicially the white house "hold" music (undescribable)
Bush was playing tennis but got hold of his advisor, he agreed that it was indeed
Right Out rediculous that Birthdays of members are not on the front page.

they put me on hold...
wait

[tesco]

Birthdays are shown, maybe you didn't put it in the profile thingy :snooty:

[100%]

Ok i must quote the last conversation.
"The US governemt is not responsible for the actions of FST moderators, however should Moderators screw with Lounge members, then they are forced to call upon the almighty power of their true leaders which infact dictact international politics, and hence it is all up to Canada".

[100%]

Canada disagrees, hence Enughfakfiles you lose.

[enoughfakefiles]

Birthdays are shown, maybe you didn't put it in the profile thingy :snooty:

Did too :snooty:

[missie]

Fine. Even though I tink you're lying...
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7307/240450559bfb465a351se.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



No cake or jelly for you. :snooty:

[JPaul]

Ignore these dicks, mate.

Have a great birthday with much eating and drinking and presents and stuff.

Slainte.

[Gripper]

Hoppy biffday

[Seedler]

happy b-day then, if it really is your b-day.:unsure: