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infamousalbo101
05-02-2003, 03:39 PM
LoL

yo mama soo stupid she jumped out the basement window
:lol:

4play
05-02-2003, 04:05 PM
your mumma tits are so square the milk comes out in cartons.

this takes me back to days spent cussing each other in the playground :rolleyes:

Lilmiss
05-02-2003, 06:07 PM
Hehe, Bruce Willis does it best;

Your mammas so fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

:blink: :) :wub:

Xanex
05-02-2003, 07:41 PM
yo mama so stupid that she stood looking at a carton of orange juice for half an hour cos it said concentrate.

downloader2008
05-02-2003, 08:17 PM
Here's a list I have... these are FUNNY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orangejuice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.

Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Yo mama so fat, she went bunji jumping and went straight to hell

infamousalbo101
05-02-2003, 10:06 PM
1 AT A TIME READ THE TOPIC NAME :lol:

slammy_dunken
05-04-2003, 09:50 PM
Your mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Proper Bo
05-04-2003, 10:00 PM
Your mama's so fat, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb!

(THINK about it before replying :D )

Jayhawk
05-04-2003, 10:18 PM
Your mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and made change....from a commercial

Wolfmight
05-06-2003, 02:22 AM
Yo momma so fat a bus crashed into her and she said,"Hey! Who threw that rock!?".

googleman
05-06-2003, 04:29 PM
Hey your mama is so fat the lift goes down when she steps in it

infamousalbo101
05-31-2003, 04:10 AM
your mom is so dumb on her job application where it said education she put hook on phonex


your mom is so dumb on her job application where it said dont write in the space below she put


OK

Wolfmight
05-31-2003, 05:20 AM
Yo momma is so fat she went to Antarctica and said," It's Too Hot!!!"

Wolfmight
05-31-2003, 05:21 AM
Yo momma is so fat, when she has sex... people think WW3 just began.

Wolfmight
05-31-2003, 05:22 AM
Yo momma is so fat she is the majority of global warming.

(technically, this is 1 at a time)

iamhere
05-31-2003, 05:40 AM
Can we plesae get of the subject of mama's, cause I just got off yours!

miffo
05-31-2003, 02:22 PM
Your mama is so fat, in school she sat next to EVERYBODY

great topic :lol:

Acecool
05-31-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@31 May 2003 - 05:10
your mom is so dumb on her job application where it said dont write in the space below she put


OK
Homer simpson thief (little miss princess contest or something)

hypoluxa3k
05-31-2003, 08:57 PM
YOU are so thick that yr mama thinks yr a brick wall

(does that count)?

Marius24
06-01-2003, 06:27 PM
All i gotta say is...

your mama


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:blink:

OlderThanDirt
06-01-2003, 07:23 PM
Yo mama's so lousy in de hotel bed, I din't know whetha ta call fo room service o call fo da undatakaaa.

Rezzie
06-01-2003, 09:39 PM
Marius24

Newcomer

Group: Members
Posts: 0
Member No.: 28493
Joined: 15 May 2003

Wtf? Lol. :blink:

OlderThanDirt
06-01-2003, 09:46 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims in the ocean, the whales change their migration patterns.

miffo
06-02-2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Rezzie@1 June 2003 - 21:39
Marius24

Newcomer

Group: Members
Posts: 0
Member No.: 28493
Joined: 15 May 2003

Wtf? Lol. :blink:
posts don´t count in off topic :rtfm:

4u21dr
06-02-2003, 11:02 PM
Your mama is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. She stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG

infamousalbo101
06-02-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by 4u21dr@3 June 2003 - 00:02
Your mama is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. She stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG
wow that was so wack u should get slaped

4u21dr
06-02-2003, 11:51 PM
Don't hate just because it was over your head.

You're so dumb you probably thought Craig Mack and Biggie Smalls where value meals.

Tikibonbon
06-03-2003, 04:31 AM
damn, your momma fat

4u21dr
06-04-2003, 03:14 PM
Your mama's so old, she fried the chicken for the last supper.

infamousalbo101
06-04-2003, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by 4u21dr@3 June 2003 - 00:51
Don't hate just because it was over your head.

You're so dumb you probably thought Craig Mack and Biggie Smalls where value meals.
YOU SHOULD GET SLAP TWICE FOR THAT

Wolfmight
06-04-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+4 June 2003 - 14:42--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 4 June 2003 - 14:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--4u21dr@3 June 2003 - 00:51
Don&#39;t hate just because it was over your head.

You&#39;re so dumb you probably thought Craig Mack and Biggie Smalls where value meals.
YOU SHOULD GET SLAP TWICE FOR THAT [/b][/quote]
:lol: :blink: :o :D :lol:

ultimatejester
06-16-2003, 02:31 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ultimatejester
06-17-2003, 08:25 PM
Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell

(¯`·._.·[Rob]·._.·´¯)
06-17-2003, 08:59 PM
your mamas so fat when she went on a diet pizza hut went out of business

dudevenezuela
06-17-2003, 09:21 PM
Your mama is so fat that is easier jump over her than walk around her if she is on your way :huh: :unsure:

L(.)(.)K here
06-17-2003, 09:33 PM
your mama is like a limo , long , white , streched , and easy to get into to.

L(.)(.)K here
06-17-2003, 09:46 PM
your mama only got one ear ,talkin about she wants to hear both sides of the story&#33;

L(.)(.)K here
06-17-2003, 09:47 PM
your mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it&#33;

L(.)(.)K here
06-17-2003, 09:49 PM
your mama ain&#39;t got no fingers, talkin about she wants to join the pointer sisters&#33;

L(.)(.)K here
06-17-2003, 09:51 PM
your mama is like a happy meal, you can eat, drink and play wtih her for a &#036;1.99&#33;

ultimatejester
06-18-2003, 01:15 AM
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun

DarkInferno
06-23-2003, 05:56 AM
your mama so fat she uses a VCR for a pager&#33;

Wolfmight
06-24-2003, 10:30 PM
Yo momma&#39;s so fat, she went to a desert and made an new ocean of salty sweat.

Wolfmight
06-24-2003, 10:32 PM
yo momma&#39;s so fat she farts in your face and kills u.

yo momma&#39;s so fat she opens her armpits and and kills the Ozone.

Illuminati
06-24-2003, 10:37 PM
Ya mama&#39;s so fat, aliens pass by Earth and say "check out the zit on that rock&#33;"

Ya mama&#39;s so fat, she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back

Ya mama&#39;s so fat, her levi&#39;s arent 501&#39;s - they are 747&#39;s&#33;

I'm_going_slightly_mad
06-29-2003, 10:49 AM
Yo momma so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

I'm_going_slightly_mad
06-29-2003, 10:52 AM
Yo momma so fat, the National Weather Service has to give names for her farts. :lol:

I'm_going_slightly_mad
06-29-2003, 10:54 AM
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. :lol:

I'm_going_slightly_mad
06-29-2003, 10:55 AM
Yo momma has so many layers of fat, she has to screw her underwear on. :lol:

I'm_going_slightly_mad
06-29-2003, 10:59 AM
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME&#33; PARDON ME&#33; EXCUSE ME&#33; PARDON ME&#33;" :lol:

Wolfmight
07-01-2003, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by I&#39;m_going_slightly_mad@29 June 2003 - 04:59
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME&#33; PARDON ME&#33; EXCUSE ME&#33; PARDON ME&#33;" :lol:
LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;

Wolfmight
07-01-2003, 04:59 AM
Yo momma so fat she fell into a nuclear explotion and said ,"I&#39;ve had bigger".

Wolfmight
07-01-2003, 05:01 AM
Yo momma so fat she got lyposuction and dressed up in her excess skin.

Wolfmight
07-01-2003, 05:02 AM
Yo momma so ugly she went to hell and got kicked out.

Wolfmight
07-01-2003, 05:04 AM
Yo momma so fat she gave birth to a baby so fat it looked 20 years old.

Twigboy
07-02-2003, 09:20 AM
Yo momma so short she had to stand on a step stool to give me a blowjob.

Twigboy
07-02-2003, 09:34 AM
yo momma so ugly the state had to issue her a seeing eye dog that was blind.

hypoluxa3k
07-02-2003, 04:29 PM
YR MAMA IZ SUCHA BLUE NOSE THA SHE SHITS ORANGES&#33;&#33;&#33;
YA ORANGE BAS&#33;&#33;&#33;

Wolfmight
07-02-2003, 06:19 PM
yo momma so fat her armpits make rubber squeeky noise

Wolfmight
07-02-2003, 06:20 PM
yo momma is so fat her boyfriend uses a trashbag for a condom.

Wolfmight
07-02-2003, 06:23 PM
Yo momma so fat she has a whole cotton field for produceing her clothes

Wolfmight
07-02-2003, 06:24 PM
Yo momma is so fat she has a pet bluewhale

Twigboy
07-02-2003, 11:27 PM
Yo momma so fat the Navy had to anchor her down in fear she would jump up and land causing the Earth to loose it&#39;s orbit.

Wolfmight
07-03-2003, 03:14 PM
You momma so fat she bends down 360 degrees

iamtheoneandonlyone
07-04-2003, 01:45 AM
Yo mama&#39;s so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yeah if you don&#39;t think this is funny, well I don&#39;t think so either.

Snowdog
07-07-2003, 01:34 AM
Your mama&#39;s so fat, every time she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.

Snowdog
07-07-2003, 01:40 AM
Your mama&#39;s so fat, that after having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top.

Wolfmight
07-07-2003, 03:03 AM
yo momma so fat, her scabs look like tumors.

Wolfmight
07-07-2003, 03:04 AM
Yo momma so fat she humps the Effile Tower like it&#39;s a dildo.

Snowdog
07-07-2003, 07:18 PM
Your mama&#39;s so fat, we&#39;re gonna use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer.

Snowdog
07-07-2003, 07:20 PM
Your mama&#39;s so fat, you had to get one of those panaramic cameras just to get a picture of her ass.

Wolfmight
07-07-2003, 07:32 PM
Yo momma so fat she farts mushroom clouds.

chalkmongoose
07-08-2003, 04:34 AM
A guy walks into a bar...
I forgot the punchline, but your mother&#39;s a whore...

footballmad
07-09-2003, 07:13 AM
Your mamma&#39;s seen more pricks than a second-hand dartboard.

footballmad
07-09-2003, 07:14 AM
Your mamma&#39;s seen more helmets than Hitler&#33;&#33;

paulncarole
07-09-2003, 10:24 AM
Your mama was so fat that when she wore a Malcom X t shirt... Helicopters tried to land on her :lol:

Twigboy
07-14-2003, 08:00 AM
If your mommo had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she&#39;d look like a porcupine.

summond_skull
07-17-2003, 01:16 PM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn&#39;t read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it&#39;s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved&#33;

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes&#33;

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M&#39;s in alphabetical order&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she hears it&#39;s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds&#33;

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch&#33;

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes :P :D :lol: :o :huh: :P :D :lol:

summond_skull
07-17-2003, 01:21 PM
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure&#33;" and her father said "Yes, let&#39;s go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn&#39;t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she&#39;d have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower&#33;

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote&#33;

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies&#33;

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out&#33;

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested&#33;

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won&#39;t talk to her&#33;

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn&#39;t date her&#33;

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone&#33;

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone&#33;

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween&#33;

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday&#33;

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she&#39;d have her own projects&#33;

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry&#33;

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her&#33;

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she&#39;d have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn&#39;t have to kiss her goodbye. :lol: :D :rolleyes: B) :P :o :) :D :rolleyes: :lol: :P

some of these jokes and the ones above may have been said before