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Mr JP Fugley
07-04-2006, 09:09 AM
Or do you think he has forced manutd into thinking "Feck it we're as well just taking the money. He will be too disruptive to the English lads in our squad. To say nowt of the reaction he will get wherever he plays. Which must effect everyone else."

Would he have contrived this in order to get the move to AC Madrid?

Dive every time you are touched, squeel like a lassie where possible.
Get a (club) team mate sent off, by your complaints.
Nut him in the back of the head.
Wink to the bench after you've managed to get him sent off. Like it was planned.
Kiss the ball before the penalty. Make a big dramatic show of knocking England out on penalties.
Doing everything you can think of to wind up the people in the Country which you play in, particularly the ones who support your own team.

Knowing all of that will be televised, there's hundreds of cameras there ffs.

I just can't think it was only about cheating to win a game. His own personal agenda was also involved.

Barbarossa
07-04-2006, 09:27 AM
I think Rooneeee and all the fans will all soon realise that it was all just a bit of harmless fun, and next season they'll all be laughing about it, and applauding the jolly prankster! :smilie4:

Mr JP Fugley
07-04-2006, 09:30 AM
I think Rooneeee and all the fans will all soon realise that it was all just a bit of harmless fun, and next season they'll all be laughing about it, and applauding the jolly prankster! :smilie4:
Good point, they're like that.

Barbarossa
07-04-2006, 09:34 AM
Yeah, it's only like Games at school, you go back to the changing room mad as fuck, instigate a towel-fight, make the skinny kid cry, and then all is right with the world.

manker
07-04-2006, 09:35 AM
We signed Veron after he went down like a sack of shit and got Beckham sent off in the World Cup eight years ago - this is nothing compared to that.

mavers
07-04-2006, 09:36 AM
dunno you wanna see his house some people take things a bit too far

DorisInsinuate
07-04-2006, 09:50 AM
"... Which must effect everyone else."
Should have used affect there :no:

Barbarossa
07-04-2006, 09:51 AM
Oh well, he is Portuguesal after all. :no:

Proper Bo
07-04-2006, 10:06 AM
If he played for a club with real supporters then he'd be fucked, he's lucky he plays for man utd.

DanB
07-04-2006, 05:08 PM
He's a cunt anyway, good riddance to the little prick rapist boy

CELEBS
07-04-2006, 05:17 PM
nice rod manker.

manker
07-04-2006, 05:19 PM
Yeah but it was like :whoosh: with these cunts.

CELEBS
07-04-2006, 05:49 PM
cos they are clio driving simpletons.

manker
07-04-2006, 05:53 PM
I doubt they drive Clios ... aren't they just for girls?

DanB
07-04-2006, 05:54 PM
What was ghey car Ronaldo did the ad for?

Was it a Kia? :unsure:

CELEBS
07-04-2006, 05:56 PM
it was that va va boom car.

Proper Bo
07-04-2006, 06:04 PM
suzuki swift

spenz
07-05-2006, 06:53 AM
He will play mate. ^_^

Barbarossa
07-05-2006, 09:08 AM
Yeah but it was like :whoosh: with these cunts.

I knew it wasn't veron, but I forgot the name of the actual cunt, and I couldn't be arsed to google for it, so didn't say 'owt :mellow:

Peerzy
07-06-2006, 03:52 PM
Diego Simone.

Biggles
07-06-2006, 10:57 PM
I think Rooneeee and all the fans will all soon realise that it was all just a bit of harmless fun, and next season they'll all be laughing about it, and applauding the jolly prankster! :smilie4:
Good point, they're like that.

Especially as they got pawned by the French - all will be forgiven.

So who was the cheatiest team?

Portugal? Holland?

peat moss
07-07-2006, 12:10 AM
We signed Veron after he went down like a sack of shit and got Beckham sent off in the World Cup eight years ago - this is nothing compared to that.


Its funny just read that in my home newspaper this morning , mentioning how much the English fans hate his guts . Mabye a change is needed ,off to Real ?


I have a question tho ,I know the English league has transfers but does the player have to agree or can he veto the trade ?

What I mean is in Hockey (NHL.) the player has no say if traded to anouther team ,his contract is just transfered .

JPaul
07-07-2006, 02:40 PM
nice rod manker.
Bo's was better.

spenz
07-08-2006, 02:43 AM
I agree! ^_^

DanB
07-08-2006, 12:39 PM
United board in Ronaldo fury

MANCHESTER UNITED’S board are putting pressure on Alex Ferguson to sell Cristiano Ronaldo.

Fergie is trying to broker a peace deal between Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney to make sure the Portugal winger can stay at Old Trafford.

But the board fear it is impossible and believe the hatred Ronaldo would face from English fans would be seriously detrimental to the club.

Ronaldo has been blamed for getting his United team-mate Rooney sent off during England’s World Cup quarter-final defeat by Portugal.

Prior to that, Ronaldo had said he wanted to quit Old Trafford to join Real Madrid.

United dismissed the outburst and told him to return to training. Then came the Rooney controversy.

On Thursday, new Real coach Fabio Capello said he wanted Ronnie at the Bernabeu.

Now the United board want a £20million deal done — with all the funds going straight to boss Ferguson to buy a replacement.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2006310451,00.html

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 12:59 PM
Didn't the sun also say we were buying beckham?:dabs:

DanB
07-08-2006, 01:04 PM
I heard that mentioned yesterday on the radio :o


Well something about Becks & the North anyway

Sextent
07-08-2006, 01:09 PM
Didn't the sun also say we were buying beckham?:dabs:
Why would the Sun buy Beckham.

You really are the Geordie BawA. I thought manker was a bit harsh, but not now.

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 01:40 PM
I heard that mentioned yesterday on the radio :o


Well something about Becks & the North anyway

Apparently it was just a coincidence that freddie shepherd was seen leaving a place a few minutes after victoria beckham.

DanB
07-08-2006, 01:44 PM
Tbh I think the change between living in Mdrid & living in Newcastle might be a bit much for them?

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 01:46 PM
Well it is a bit colder here.

Sextent
07-08-2006, 04:37 PM
Tbh I think the change between living in Mdrid & living in Newcastle might be a bit much for them?
Why in the name of fuck would they live in Newcastle, or anywhere near it. The man's a multi-millionaire for fucks sake and so's his missus.

He would get a house in Sunderland and commute.

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 05:09 PM
:lol:

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 05:11 PM
He'd obviously do the cliche toon fitbawl player thing and buy a mansion in darras hall, in the same street as all the others.

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 05:11 PM
'cept for when we used to have dabizas and cort, they both lives across the road from my aunt, cause they were pish players who didn't get paid enough monies for mansions, loiyke.

Rat Faced
07-08-2006, 07:26 PM
He'd obviously do the cliche toon fitbawl player thing and buy a mansion in darras hall, in the same street as all the others.

I think only a few like Steven Carr and Shearer live in Darras Hall.

We've been linked with a certain Man United Striker too, to lure Beckham ..... :blink:

No way on earth, are NUFC going to spend £15million on that Dutchman, we're skint ... even if those bar stewards at Man U would ever actually sell a decent player to a rival club.


Nice to think about though...

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 07:28 PM
I wouldn't want him, he's a right cheating cunt.

Rat Faced
07-08-2006, 07:42 PM
You cant blame him for that.

He is a Man U player, thats his job.

JPaul
07-08-2006, 07:51 PM
Stop buying manutd's rejects, past their sell by date.

It's really not the way forward.

The fake van Basten was OK, in his day, but not now.

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 08:20 PM
Andy Cole:dabs:

JPaul
07-08-2006, 08:21 PM
Andy Cole:dabs:
Andy Cole isn't Dutch.

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 08:23 PM
I know. He also isn't Andy Cole anymore, it's Andrew :snooty:

JPaul
07-08-2006, 08:26 PM
I know. He also isn't Andy Cole anymore, it's Andrew :snooty:
You feckin started it, cuntboi.

spenz
07-08-2006, 10:25 PM
he said sorry, so why not. ^_^

Proper Bo
07-08-2006, 10:41 PM
Just said on t'news that fake ronaldo said he wants to leave man utd

manker
07-09-2006, 02:04 PM
No way on earth, are NUFC going to spend £15million on that Dutchman, we're skint ... even if those bar stewards at Man U would ever actually sell a decent player to a rival club.Yeah they probably wouldn't - but they might sell one to Newcastle.

Proper Bo
07-09-2006, 02:05 PM
The city?

Proper Bo
07-09-2006, 02:05 PM
Loiyke have him working for the council or summfin?:unsure:

JPaul
07-09-2006, 02:05 PM
No way on earth, are NUFC going to spend £15million on that Dutchman, we're skint ... even if those bar stewards at Man U would ever actually sell a decent player to a rival club.Yeah they probably wouldn't - but they might sell one to Newcastle.
:zing:

spenz
07-10-2006, 02:54 AM
Good for him. ^_^