Summer

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I hate it :angry:

it's way too hot here :cry:

[Proper Bo]

summer rawks. fact

lying in the sun, in yer pants, with a cold drink, listening to music > *

[manker]

Being hawt > being cold.

That's all there is to it.

[Buffalo]

I love it,
Ole Ole Ole Ole, feeling Hot Hot Hot!

I hate the fecking winters, that's why I make the most of the summer.
I'm just going to have the 3 S's then get back down the beach.

[100%]

summer is the cause of male testosteronialism and guys shaving their .... legs

[DorisInsinuate]

I just hate the irony of summer when people go on holiday to someplace hot then come back in the winter and complain that it's cold.

[spenz]

I don't like summer myself it's too hot in our place and our electric bill would go up because all the airconditioners will be turned on non stop. lol

[manker]

I just hate the irony of summer when people go on holiday to someplace hot then come back in the winter and complain that it's cold.
Feck, how long do the people you know go on holiday for.

[DorisInsinuate]

Summer only lasts two weeks at most around here.

[Gemby!]

mankers rhythmic sword pulling is making me scared :( is this anything to do with the summer heat ?

[Buffalo]

manker Pulling his rhythmic sword :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

summer is the biggest load of fagertree imaginable, it is wai too hawt and there's bugs and stuff everywhere, plus its three times the heat inside work than outside <_<

if summer were a small child, i'd kick it in the face.

[manker]

mankers rhythmic sword pulling is making me scared :( is this anything to do with the summer heat ?I agree, it is scary. Here is something much more appealing. I made it myself :whistling


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[missie]

summer sucks, it's far easier to get warm than it is to keep cool.

me ma called to tell me she had bought me an evaporative cooling fan thingy. legionnaires disease ftw. :smilie4:

[DorisInsinuate]

mankers rhythmic sword pulling is making me scared :( is this anything to do with the summer heat ?I agree, it is scary. Here is something much more appealing. I made it myself :whistling


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me > you

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[Mathea]

damn manker! you're better than the energizer bunny! (And you dont take batteries!!!)

[manker]

That's right, I dont - but sometimes I wish I did. Getting too old for all these marathon all-night sex sessions :dabs:

[Mathea]

they make pills for that

[Mr. Mulder]

That's right, I dont - but sometimes I wish I did. Getting too old for all these marathon all-night sex sessions :dabs:
we can have a night off, i don't mind.

[manker]

Okay.

Well ... I'm gonna go upstairs and read my book via the gift of light from my new ugly lamp.

[manker]

Then again, I might burn episode one of blade and watch that instead :smilie4:

I've only got CDRWs here tho' and at 4X, it'll take loike 20 minutes :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

watched ep2 jus now and it rawked, you should watch them both back-to-back, that's lyke two hours twenty five minutes of vampire pwnage. :smilie4:

[manker]

Not sure if I'll be able to do that as I've just told teh missus that we'll be watching a pre-release of Blade IV that hasn't even come out in the cinema yet.

She doesn't like vampire stuff, but telling her that I got a sweet download deal seemed to impress her :smilie4:

[DorisInsinuate]

At the end of the film are you going to punch her in the cunt and shout, "'kin' av' it you daft cow. I fuckin' rodded you." Then laugh at her maniacally before going into a short, but detailed, anecdote about your surprise sex adventures with her sisters.

[Mr. Mulder]

cut the last few mins off then cos its got a "next time on blade" bit roight at the end :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

At the end of the film are you going to punch her in the cunt and shout, "'kin' av' it you daft cow. I fuckin' rodded you." Then laugh at her maniacally before going into a short, but detailed, anecdote about your surprise sex adventures with her sisters.
i rly do hope he does that and films/uploads it, nothing would rawk more :wub:

[lynx]

At the end of the film are you going to punch her in the cunt and shout, "'kin' av' it you daft cow. I fuckin' rodded you." Then laugh at her maniacally before going into a short, but detailed, anecdote about your surprise sex adventures with her sisters.
i rly do hope he does that and films/uploads it, nothing would rawk more :wub:Anyone who did that would be a real twat.

I wonder how long we'll have to wait.

[manker]

i rly do hope he does that and films/uploads it, nothing would rawk more :wub:Anyone who did that would be a real twat.

I wonder how long we'll have to wait.
Until you finally get laid?

[manker]

At the end of the film are you going to punch her in the cunt and shout, "'kin' av' it you daft cow. I fuckin' rodded you." Then laugh at her maniacally before going into a short, but detailed, anecdote about your surprise sex adventures with her sisters.

cut the last few mins off then cos its got a "next time on blade" bit roight at the end The plan is for me to say 'Wtf, it said on Torrentspy that it was Blade IV. Ah well, we'll have to watch next week's now 'cos that was teh pwnage, eh?.


Nothing can go wrong :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

:dabs: gemby, mafia and imploding quote boxes make this the coolest fred for hou4rs

[DorisInsinuate]

gemby and mafia colliding, and then their gravitational forces causing a massive implosion would be the coolest fred ever.

[Gemby!]

I agree, it is scary. Here is something much more appealing. I made it myself :whistling


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me > you

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and this is why i stayed away for so long :cry:

[Gemby!]

I'm not part of the mafia. STOP THESE ACCUSATIONS !! ....

[GepperRankins]

I'm not part of the mafia. STOP THESE ACCUSATIONS !! ....
:dabs:


mafia = mathea in my unevolved yorkshire tongue (pronounced tun, apparently :dry: )

[Gemby!]

oh how you've all grown *crying smiley that i can't be bothered to go to advanced reply for*

[Mr. Mulder]

:hi:

[Biggles]

Mulder, Mathea, Sweeky, Gemby

Is this a FST summer reunion?

Where is Cliff?

*wanders off singing "we are all going on a summer holiday"*

It's been damned hot and sticky here too, most odd

[Rat Faced]

Too damn hot by far :(

[Mr. Mulder]

its hotter than something thats really really really hot, such as the sun perhaps :(

[Biggles]

Too damn hot by far :(

Not natural :unsure:

Actually, I think the reason we talk about the weather so much is because we don't like it (any of it).

Edit: Is there any particular reason that Scully looks like she is waiting for six of the best? Don't recall that in X-Files

[Mr. Mulder]

she's waiting :naughty:

[Biggles]

she's waiting :naughty:

Pensively it would seem :O

[manker]

Blade was really rather good - it got fantastic with all the fighting and that at the end.

[Biggles]

Blade was really rather good - it got fantastic with all the fighting and that at the end.

:blink:

I am supposed to be the elderly one that talks randomly spread butter with a fish knife the bounder.


I thought Blade was downright silly and according to No 1 son total pish to boot.

[Buffalo]

I leave the fridge door open, it chills good

[Biggles]

I leave the fridge door open, it chills good

You have clearly not been listening that eco warrior David Cameron :O

[Seedler]

I leave the fridge door open, it chills good

I take it that you like mouldy foods:huh:

[Rat Faced]

Who's Mouldy Foods? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

mankers rhythmic sword pulling is making me scared :( is this anything to do with the summer heat ?I agree, it is scary. Here is something much more appealing. I made it myself :whistling


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:fist:

[Buffalo]

I don's have mouldy foods as that's not the fridge that i keep the food in.
I've got a white westinghouse refrigerator, fecking old but still going strong.

[Tempestv]

Being hawt > being cold.

That's all there is to it.

I have to disagree- you can dress for cold. I prefer somewhere around 20-30F over the 85-95F that it was here today. of course, when it gets to cold (-20 or below) that is as bad as high 90's

[thewizeard]

I hate it :angry:

it's way too hot here :cry:

17 degrees celsius here in Zeeland {I}{K}{E} and coming your way :)

[manker]

Blade was really rather good - it got fantastic with all the fighting and that at the end.

:blink:

I am supposed to be the elderly one that talks randomly spread butter with a fish knife the bounder.


I thought Blade was downright silly and according to No 1 son total pish to boot.I was talking about Blade earlier in the thread - your son is right, btw, the Blade films suck bawls but the series, on the other hand, dishes teh pwnage :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Quite. :smilie4:

[DanB]

I was talking about Blade earlier in the thread - your son is right, btw, the Blade films suck bawls but the series, on the other hand, dishes teh pwnage :smilie4:

Thats a pretty bold statement.

[Mr. Mulder]

Van Sciver's a top bad guy don't u fink :smilie4:

[DanB]

No spoilers! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

omgwtfbbq! s'not a spoiler, honest :o

[Barbarossa]

Best fred for a long time :happy:

will gembee explain her abcess I wonder :unsure:

[manker]

Van Sciver's a top bad guy don't u fink :smilie4:
I didn't know wh you meant but I assume Marcus :unsure:

Yeah, he is quality - also the totty is mighty fine, Jill Wagner in particular :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

ya rly :smilie4:

[manker]

I'm not normally one for saying 'her dress is nice' because I'm not a gay - but fuck me, that white dress she had with a ruffle split right up to crotch level was hella nice.

[DorisInsinuate]

Best fred for a long time :happy:

will gembee explain her abcess I wonder :unsure:
He did, he told use he was too good for us, and it was only worth his time to come visit when it's the summer holiday.

Only chavs use the internet during school time :no:

[DorisInsinuate]

Ruffled Crotches!!!! :01:

[100%]

I hate it :angry:

it's way too hot here :cry:

what you don't like summer? :blink: :wacko: :huh: :stars:


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[Gemby!]

Best fred for a long time :happy:

will gembee explain her abcess I wonder :unsure:

i have an abcess ? :unsure: i would ask where but i feel something dirty would be the response ...

@mulder - hi mulder :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

omfg sup gemby :w00t:

[manker]

Which one of you lot was it that fancied gemby - or was it just teh forum weirdos?

[Gemby!]

suuuupp :cool:

still perving on the ginger chick i see

manker, you all fancied me :happy:

[manker]

:blushing:

[Barbarossa]

We have forum weirdos? :blink:

[Gemby's Mum]

manker, you all fancied me :happy: You harlot :o

[Gemby!]

your no better mum :P

@barbie - yeh the weirdos all hang out in a place called 'the lounge'. pure filth i heard

[manker]

We have forum weirdos? :blink:
Yeah but we normally troll them mercilessly so they usually confine their posts to HardwareWorld :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Gemby, between you and me, there's something I always wondered...

When you used to play alot of mahjong, did you always play properly and fairly, or did you sometimes cheat a bit by taking screenshots and pausing the game, or using a cpu limiter, to give you thinking time :naughty:

[Gemby!]

i played it normally. i didn't need to cheat. there was a lot of swearing when i didn't beat you though :P

i am now back to playing it :D

[Barbarossa]

i played it normally. i didn't need to cheat.

Yeah, me too. :ermm: :pinch:

[Gemby!]

how do you make the mahjong pic bigger. my poor glassimafied eyes cant find stuff quick enough when it is so small ....

[Barbarossa]

I dunno. :idunno:

I think you have to get closer to the screen... :unsure:

[Gemby!]

Noooooo. i dont htink i will be able to top the leaderboard now :( (now i have a goodish excuse for failure !!)

[Mr. Mulder]

if its a flash gheyme you can roight click and zoom most of the time :ermm:

[Gemby!]

i done dat and it just focused a lot on one piece :blink:

[Buffalo]

well it's pissing down in Sheringham, So much for the Summer :lol:

[spenz]

On the otherhand, summer is cool if you love going to the beaches and meet some bitches. *_*

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The weatherman says: max 35°C (95°F) tomorrow :cry1:

[Barbarossa]

There's a 10% chance that the UK record of 38.5&#176;C will be broken tomorrow. :pinch:

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[Barbarossa]

:eyebrows:

[MagicNakor]

Supposed to be 36C here. And I don't have air conditioning.

:shuriken:

[CrabGirl]

How come we're great at talking about the weather in this country but crap at coping with it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/5191152.stm

[Barbarossa]

We're great at talking about it because we're so crap at coping with it. If we could cope with it, there'd be nothing to talk about. :eyebrows:

[CrabGirl]

Makes sense.

However, people moan when it's too hot, too cold, too misty, too windy, not enough wind, too wet, not enough rain, etc. What's the perfect weather that wouldn't be moaned at?

[DorisInsinuate]

An Ice Age when everyone dies :emo:

[Buffalo]

It's a well nice day by the Sea :D
The beach was so Hot.......
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[NikkiD]

How come we're great at talking about the weather in this country but crap at coping with it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/5191152.stm

We get that here frequently too - when the tar mixture is too high in the asphalt. The other problem we have here is that once winter hits, all the roads crack from the cold. Then they fill the cracks in spring with the same tar mixture that melts in July. :rolleyes: You'd think that after this many years of dealing with it, they'd find some sort of paving surface that can withstand both hot and cold temperatures.

BTW, today I'm not moaning. It's a freaking beautiful day outside. Had a nice little thunderstorm last night that's cooled things off to a balmy 28C. :) Supposed to get hot again on Friday-ish.

[DanB]

Its 33 degrees at the moment where I live.

Its going to be 36 degrees tomorrow but with double the humidity. :(

[Emmylee]

/me wails..

/me thinks she has sunstroke

/me dies.

[Skweeky]

Stop your fucking wailing woman!

Anyways, it's beautiful here. Tomorrow I'll be mostly sitting in the garden getting my legs tanned cuz I have a wedding to go to on Saturday and everyone from my old work will be there so I have to look brillopad.

G'wan the summer!

The best thing about Scotland is that we don't get those high ozone concentration we used to get in Belgium.

[DanB]

The best thing about Scotland is that we don't get those high ozone concentration we used to get in Belgium.

Or the high temperatures we get down South :P

[Skweeky]

30 C, next to glen with clean river, no traffic> 36C, high humidity, city, cars

:p

[Emmylee]

/me is still dead.

:P

[JPaul]

The best thing about Scotland is that we don't get those high ozone concentration we used to get in Belgium.

Or the high temperatures we get down South :P
In hot weather London is the shittiest place in the World. Fact.

Have you ever tried to sleep in London on a hot night, without air conditioning. I'm told it's nigh on impossible.

Thank fuck for the smog and car fumes, it would be 'orrible otherwise.

[manker]

Or the high temperatures we get down South :P
In hot weather London is the shittiest place in the World. Fact.

Have you ever tried to sleep in London on a hot night, without air conditioning. I'm told it's nigh on impossible.

Thank fuck for the smog and car fumes, it would be 'orrible otherwise.
Indeed.

Dan doesn't actually live in London but if ever he was to spend a night there on a hawt summer night, I think he'd probably wish he was in his own bed :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

In hot weather London is the shittiest place in the World. Fact.

Totally. Summer in London is horrible. It's hot and sticky and airless. Though my relations in Athens tell me London is a pleasantly cool place to be when the weather is a tad warm. Bless those crazy Greeks.

[Busyman™]

It has been 100 degrees and humid the last 2 days in DC. I don't like it but I'll take it over winter any day. You sit in the shade and your ok...for awhile.

too hot > too cold

Also perfect weather is 80 degrees with low humidity. The humidity is what kicks ass over here.

[MagicNakor]

40C (104F) today. :( That's without counting the humidity. I'd much rather be too cold than too hot. At least if you're too cold it's easy to warm up.

:shuriken:

[Guyver]

40C (104F) today. :( That's without counting the humidity. I'd much rather be too cold than too hot. At least if you're too cold it's easy to warm up.

:shuriken:

holy f thats hot!, in sask it was in the 30's

[sArA]

Well, its very nice in my garden right now....:)

[Proper Bo]

It's foggy and cold* outside:happy:


*compared to the last few days

[Barbarossa]

We've been allowed to wear T-shirts and shorts in the office today :01:


Still too fucking hot though. :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

tis only 23C in here at the minute:happy:

[NikkiD]

40C (104F) today. :( That's without counting the humidity. I'd much rather be too cold than too hot. At least if you're too cold it's easy to warm up.

:shuriken:

Wow, that's really hot for BC. :( You're a bit inland then?

[Skweeky]

A lovely 34C here with a breeze. Sitting in the garden getting a nice tan and no sweat whatsoever :D

[Emmylee]

It's 36 right now. I actually went out to Tesco in shorts. SHORTS

[DanB]

Have you ever tried to sleep in London on a hot night, without air conditioning. I'm told it's nigh on impossible.



Ths explainy my 4 hours sleep last night.

Living in the attic room is shit in hot weather :angry:

35 degrees here atm :dry:

[frazer]

i love summer its nice

(well i like winter too)

[Lilmiss]

If I make it through this summer alive, I'm so gonna quit my job/shoot myself in the head/move in with santa before the next one starts.

[Buffalo]

I spent the afternoon down the beach, very nice it was :D

I made a thing out of stuff :blink:
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[Skweeky]

Did you clean it up afterwards and throw in in the bin?

Went to the beach on Sunday and we threw the burtn sausages from the bbq in the sea. They looked like turds :lol:

I think I'll do that next time just as we arrive to keep all the other people away :lol:

[Busyman™]

40C (104F) today. :( That's without counting the humidity. I'd much rather be too cold than too hot. At least if you're too cold it's easy to warm up.

:shuriken:
Then you're not cold anymore.:ermm:

I use rather use a fan rather than a space heater.

[manker]

40C (104F) today. :( That's without counting the humidity. I'd much rather be too cold than too hot. At least if you're too cold it's easy to warm up.

:shuriken:
Then you're not cold anymore.:ermm:

I use rather use a fan rather than a space heater.
Talk sense or STFU.

[Busyman™]

Then you're not cold anymore.:ermm:

I use rather use a fan rather than a space heater.
Talk sense or STFU.
Make me, nincompoop.

[peat moss]

nincompoop ? Busy your showing your age . Thats a term I would use , hey oops . :ph34r:

And I apologize to Jk2 , the forum is lagging worse than Counter Strike tonite .

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It's raining :yahoo:

[maebach]

it rained today here also. Its been like 30 all week god damn.