I want to study something

[Skweeky1]

but I don't know what :(

I'm confuzzled. I think I want to do something that involves research and also doesn't involve too much mathematics.
However, I suppose statistics would be unavoidable in any case :s

Any ideas?

I was thinking maybe psychology. Could fo research or could become a councillor. Would be fun to meet people as crazy as I am:w00t:

Seriously though... I'm stuck. Help:cry:

[Buffalo]

:naughty: sexual positions :naughty:

Sorry, Jk :D

[Rat Faced]

You could study mankers Golden Ball for a little while.. :unsure:

[Buffalo]

Manker has a Golden Ball ! :lookaroun

[DorisInsinuate]

I considered studying to be a paramedic, once upon a time. The thought of having the power over life and death amused me.

[manker]

Manker has a Golden Ball ! :lookarounYeah, just the one.

They wanted to use a plastic prosthetic, but I'm a flash bar-steward.

[100%]

scuba diving requires statistics
paragliding requires weight
plumbing requires a decent crack
taxi driving requires an accent
skateboarding requires balance and some fashion makeovers
becoming a parent requires everything you know
but for you skyweeky i would suggest body searching in night clubs.

[Biggles]

Psychology will involve standard deviations (in more ways than one :naughty: )

Could I make a plea for Accountancy -





don't do it! it is really dull. :ermm:

[MagicNakor]

It is really dull.

I'm taking courses now to become a secondary school teacher. In five years I'll be able to throw the spammers here into detention. ;)

Edit: Yes, I've noticed a few of you from around here. ;)

:shuriken:

[thewizeard]

If you wish to study the psychology of the Scottish mind :no2: I am sorry to have to tell you Sonja, that would probably take a few life times, you could try the English though.. :)

[100%]

A good friend of mine, Marijolein, whom is an complete happy go lucky, in the clouds cute aimiable character, yet maybe a little over sensetive studied Phsychology and really sucked at it, until she did the practicle internship at hollands high security prison. The men trusted her and she helped them allot. She now is proffesional at a different prison and has to analyze whether any of them have suicidel tendencies, which is abundant in prisons and a difficult task tp predict.
She is doing good.
The academic study initself may not be the best thing for some people, it merelly to get the right of passage.

another friend has spent 7 years trying to finish her bachelors thesis... she does not understand this logic

[Buffalo]

scuba diving requires statistics


This is true, I am one of the statistics,
some have said over the years that I am a statistic bastard, but this is very untrue :snooty:

Sonja, if you need any statistics on scuba diving statistics, then I am the man

[Rat Faced]

If you wish to study the psychology of the Scottish mind :no2: I am sorry to have to tell you Sonja, that would probably take a few life times, you could try the English though.. :)

The Scotts have a mind?

This explains some things...

Or maybe not.

[Skweeky1]

Honestly lads, I hardly think the Scottish minds holds any more secrets for me.
It's all about pies, burds, drink. burds, buckfast, burds, fitba, burds and possibly some tartan.
I do wonder what Freud would have to say about that o_O

The English however, they're a bit weird. In Scotland you can virtually get a curry at any time of the night, in England we had a breakfast for dinner.... :o

G'wan Scotland



Funny, I get all patriotic about Scotland. I never had that about Belgium. It must be something in the air here.

[Skweeky1]

Possibly the midgies

[Rat Faced]

Funny, I get all patriotic about Scotland. I never had that about Belgium. It must be something in the air here.

Thats because Belgium Doesnt Exist. (http://zapatopi.net/belgium/)

I'm sure we had this discussion before somewhere...

[Skweeky1]

Deja view?

[Rat Faced]

Deja view?

Yes, I viewed... :unsure:

[Biggles]

Deja view?

Have this strange feeling I have heard of that before


I'll get me coat (what ever happened to Boab?)

[Proper Bo]

I don't know, bigglesab :unsure:

[Biggles]

I don't know, bigglesab :unsure:

I had to think about that :fist:

[Skweeky1]

Deja view?

Have this strange feeling I have heard of that before


I'll get me coat (what ever happened to Boab?)

Have you been watching Stargate SG-1 as well?

I was well impressed by them replicator bugs but RDA has to work on his French

[Biggles]

I quite like Stargate and Atlantis although I think they both rely a little too much on shooting things and fail to explore some of the concepts they through up in passing. The replicator bug things were neat but the new Dr Who Cybermen pawn all - as they are wont to say on here :)

[Rat Faced]

Will the Daleks be deleted or the Cybermen exterminated?

[Proper Bo]

I don't know, bigglesab :unsure:

I had to think about that :fist:

sorry:lookaroun

[Biggles]

I had to think about that :fist:

sorry:lookaroun

Boab would like it :ermm:

errr.. I think that is a good thing

[DorisInsinuate]

I hear the Computer Games Design course at Teeside is supposed to be pretty good.

One of the modules looks like this:

http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/06/videogamedegreeeasycqh.jpg

[spenz]

you could try archeology or paleontology if you want a little adventure with your life. ^_^

[thewizeard]

Possibly the midgies

.beat me too it :)

[thewizeard]

If you wish to study the psychology of the Scottish mind :no2: I am sorry to have to tell you Sonja, that would probably take a few life times, you could try the English though.. :)

The Scotts have a mind?

This explains some things...

Or maybe not.

Yes they have Paul, its discovering where they hide it, that's what takes so long...

[DorisInsinuate]

you could try archeology or paleontology if you want a little adventure with your life. ^_^
Ooh yeah, you could traipse around the globe wearing a fedora and a fine leather jacket, demanding, "It belongs in a museum!"

[Skweeky1]

:lol:

My boyfriend's brother is a geologist, which is along the same lines, and he;s got the most boring job on the planet.
Before this one he used to be mud engineer on the rigs :lol:

I might consider being an English teacher. My next door neighbour is a retired English teacher and he's incredibly funny after a couple of spliffs :lol:

However... the fact that he quit teaching years ago due to depression caused by the job may put me off :huh:

[Gemby!]

study english !! :D i am going uni to do that *awaits the mocking comments*

done psych at a-level and there is a lot of animal cruelty....poor monkeys.

[Proper Bo]

A-level Psychology, lol.

[manker]

A-level Psychology, lol.
You couldn't stick it out, AS level boi :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

pfft, i was too clevar for the psychology lesbians teachers:snooty:

[Skweeky1]

Yeah but I get credits for previous degree accomplished if I take psychology. There's none if I take English and I particulary dislike English poetry ( well, the old kind anyway).

Dunno, won't be happening straight away anyway.
£600 for intro course with OU. Why is it so bloody expensive here to study?

[Rat Faced]

Why is it so bloody expensive here to study?

They need to teach you how to structure a sentence before teaching the subject?

Just a thought... :P

[Skweeky1]

Just a more than normal Scottishism

[spenz]

How bout veterinary? You treat your patients and play with them. LOL ^^

[Skweeky1]

I'd cry every time I'd have to put one down.

I've got three cats and love them like they were my children. Can't bare to see animals suffer, whether I can make 'em better or not.
Vet is a big NO NO

[spenz]

Well i guess, teaching kiddies on kindergarten lwould be comfy to you. looks like you are very empathic and have amazing patience. ^_^

[Barbarossa]

Sports science is very popular.

[Skweeky1]

Myeah, and I would consider it if I could run. But I can't. Wrong bodyshape :lol:

Maybe I'll just have some kids and be a happy mum :D

[Barbarossa]

You don't actually have to do any sports, just study it, and then become a lifeguard ;)

[Skweeky1]

Myah, I suppose I could become a lifeguard. I've always been a pretty good swimmer anyway.

Hmmm, would be funny. Both vf and his brother have been lifeguards in local pool :lol:

[Rat Faced]

How bout veterinary? You treat your patients and play with them. LOL ^^

She could do that as a Nurse... :shifty:

[Skweeky1]

I once asked my previous bf if he would like me dressing up as a nurse...

He looked at me as if I'd gone nuts.
Apparently his sister was a nurse :o

[Biggles]

I once asked my previous bf if he would like me dressing up as a nurse...

He looked at me as if I'd gone nuts.
Apparently his sister was a nurse :o

It was nice of you to offer though - not many girls are that considerate :)

[Skweeky1]

I know

This one is much better.

He noticed that all the knickers in Ann Summers were going for a quid and dragged me in there.

And RF too :lol:

[Biggles]

I know

This one is much better.

He noticed that all the knickers in Ann Summers were going for a quid and dragged me in there.

And RF too :lol:

Did RF find any that he liked? :whistling

[Skweeky1]

I believe he bought a lovely edible thong

[Biggles]

I believe he bought a lovely edible thong

I have always worked on the assumption that edible underwear is consumed before they worn. Please tell me this is so. :ermm:

[Rat Faced]

I know

This one is much better.

He noticed that all the knickers in Ann Summers were going for a quid and dragged me in there.

And RF too :lol:

Did RF find any that he liked? :whistling

Lots of them...

But i was unable to convince the young ladies that were supposed to be selling, that it was good marketing for them to wear their merchandise in order that I could see the effect.

[Skweeky1]

I don't know.
You'll have to ask RF about that one :lol:

[Biggles]

Did RF find any that he liked? :whistling

Lots of them...

But i was unable to convince the young ladies that were supposed to be selling, that it was good marketing for them to wear their merchandise in order that I could see the effect.

A reaonable request as far as I can see. :naughty:

[Skweeky1]

I like the corstes they're doing these days.

I've got a white lacy one. It's ace!

[Biggles]

I like the corstes they're doing these days.

I've got a white lacy one. It's ace!

Ideal for the nurse's uniform :)

I must go in sometime and see if I have more success than RF on the modelling front. I can't recall ever being in an AS shop - not sure if the old ticker could cope. :ermm:

[Skweeky1]

They're not that bad.

There's the normal section with just the underwear and that and then there's the naughty section with all the vibrators and S&M gear, but there's actually a warning for explicit materials :lol:

[NikkiD]

I think you should continue on with the psych courses. Think of all the fun you could have on here then :naughty:

You could also help JP with his multiple personality disorder.

EDIT: Just had a thought... does a shrink charge a person with MPD for each personality? Just think of the money you could make!

[Skweeky1]

Shit... there's a thought!

I'll need to find a higher paid job first though because apparently I earn too much to receive study support :lol:

I'm pretty sure I don't

[NikkiD]

It's a load of crap really. Governments everywhere do it. Give to those who refuse to better themselves, deny those who want to.

[ernestus]

Study Latin.

[Skweeky]

Been there
Done that

[Biggles]

Been there
Done that


Quite legal too (apparently)

[Skweeky]

Dunno...

it's kinda handy for understanding other languages.

First line ever learnt;

'Ego sum Syrus, servus est' :o