Phoaties

[JPaul]

Post your summer phoaties here. Or don't. Who gives a fuck.

I'll start like.

This is the place I just went to for a bit of a break.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6/tndsc020316kv.jpg

It's Melfort Pier, check out the website. http://www.mellowmelfort.com/

We (Mrs JP, No1 Daughter and I) stayed in http://www.mellowmelfort.com/piermaster.html

[Buffalo]

Looks nice Jp, water looks a little brown & cold, I would love to have a climb on the hill :D
my latest summer phoaties, click on my link in my Sig :D

[JPaul]

Hairdresser's car on holiday.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8897/tndsc020833ht.jpg

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sailing last weekend with some buddies

http://imgfly.com/files/070706_013418/IMG_1120.jpg


http://imgfly.com/files/070706_013256/Zslap2.jpg


http://imgfly.com/files/070706_013256/manga.jpg

[Buffalo]

well cool, next time, can i come :D nice one 100% person

edit:
It's something I’ve always wanted to do; at one time I was going to buy one,
I did have an Ex Ships lifeboat up until last year, but I was forced to sell it.
Now at this time I so wished I didn’t.
The boat came from Bernard Matthews "Big Turkey farmer in Norfolk" old motor yacht, this is true.
Will have to have a look on eBay for a yacht I think :lol:

[DanB]

i havent been on my holiday yet

[JPaul]

i havent been on my holiday yet
Who said anything about holidays.

Just post phoaties of stuff you've been doing, or places you've been. (Not your Christmas escapades, wrong-un boy.)

[Buffalo]

I took this picture Tuesday at West Runton Beach in Norfolk.
It’s a picture of two winkle pickers having a kiss.
I thought it quite nice.
In the background you can see a large chemical carrier,
And to the right is a sewer outfall Buoy.
the little sticks in the water are Crab Pot Marker Buoys.
It’s all in place for a modern seaside view.
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/winklepickers.jpg

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body wise they seem pretty distant to each other, but maybe they are simply trying to lift themselves with a bucket (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t88464-If+you+stood+in+a+bucket.......html) by kissing.
is this catogirized as vouyeurism?

[Buffalo]

Body wise they are standing on flints that or covered in seaweed,
if you don't keep a firm grip it could well turn out quite bad.
Every picture I take has a story,
and as with every photographer he/she will take shots for reason.
It was the combo of events in the shot.

Shame you can’t see the picture how I see it.

edit:
full size picture: http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/DSCF4688.JPG

[spenz]

Looks like a place where usually horror films were shooted, and the water is so dark, it can be hiding place for dead bodies os some flesh eating mammal, who knows..*_*

[Buffalo]

Thanks for the Phoaties thread Jp, it's my favourite hobby :D

I had a trip to Kelling Hard Beach "Norfolk UK" today, it's a bit hard to get to, it's ok if you have a 4x4, no way would you make the trip in a car.
I love this beach as you don't see any people at all, nice to chill out.
4 miles of beach all to myself :D how cool is that.

This is a 360 panoramic picture i took from the shingle bank at Kelling,hope it works ok, it's only 500kb
****http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/****

My transport today, Nice-A-Bike, had a great trip back along the cliffs, the view was fantastic.
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/bike190706.jpg

You can see the cliffs in the distance "Sheringham"
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/kelling-hard.jpg

This is a view of Beeston Hill Sheringham from the West.
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/bhill190706.jpg

And this is the view of skeldon hill from the East, picture taken from the top of beeston hill.
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/july040706/images/013.jpg

The sea temp is amazing!, it's so warm this year, nice to get in the sea with just my hat on :lol:
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/00-00-31.jpg

:D

[JPaul]

Baz, the phoaties look great. Spoiled only by what looks suspiciously like a Golfists range.

[Lilmiss]

eeew, baz. :no:

I refuse to go in the sea without being fully dressed, including shoes.
Fish and evil things live in there you know.

[Buffalo]

That's what it is Jp, Sheringham Golf Club, Bunch of stuck up bastards :lol:
I've never played golf, don't interest me at all.
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/golfclub.jpg

I did not have the dress code for it today :snooty:
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/b1.jpg

@ lilmiss, hats only :lol:

[JPaul]

That's what it is Jp, Sheringham Golf Club, Bunch of stuck up bastards :lol:
I've never played golf, don't interest me at all.
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/golfclub.jpg

I did not have the dress code for it today :snooty:
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/b1.jpg

@ lilmiss, hats only :lol:
Baz, has anyone ever told you that your head is significantly too small for the rest of your body. I'll be amazed if the answer is no.

[Lilmiss]

Sick pup, you deserve to be sexed up by passing dolphins and crabs. :no:


Only pics I have taken lately are of me pals sucking each others eyeballs.
Although, there are a dodgy ones of me kicking about with stolen flowers in my barnet. :shudders:

[CELEBS]

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/4581/090406golfingdayout014jk9.th.jpg

[JPaul]

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/4581/090406golfingdayout014jk9.th.jpg
I'm betting you've golfed there, cawklover.

[Skweeky]

I went golfing once in Palace Rigg

We had a shag on the 5th. Great hole

[Proper Bo]

fnar fnar

[CELEBS]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8779/280406mogwai053yi1.jpg


have indeed clio boy.

[JPaul]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8779/280406mogwai053yi1.jpg


have indeed clio boy.
Once a golfist always a golfist.

At least manker only does fags when he's pished at the weekend now. If you've golfed once then you are a golfist for life. There's no going back.

[JPaul]

I went golfing once in Palace Rigg

We had a shag on the 5th. Great hole
Sorry to destroy your romantic image, but Palacerigg Country Park doesn't actually have a golf range.

[Skweeky]

The Stables

And Pally Rigg does have a golf range, boyfriend went there last week and I walked through it once. I'm sure that's what all those people with clubs and golf balls were doing...

Unless they were trying to kill the animals in the petting zoo, but that's a bit far fetched, no?

[Buffalo]

I went golfing once in Palace Rigg
We had a shag on the 5th. Great hole

OMG! well funny, what are you like, hope you got a Hole in One :lol:

@ JP, Yes and No :lol:
I will have to look into it and get some info from the Web, an interesting quest, it will be.
No Jackanory,
fecking NHS steroids are to blame, I am the creation of an NHS experiment that only 2 people "Kids" in the UK had, the other person is now deceased :lol:

fecking experimentalists

Haircut anyone?
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/data/kelling/barb.jpg

[CELEBS]

were you dr. frankensteins kid?