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Sextent
07-10-2006, 06:17 PM
1. It would have gone to penalties anyway, no-one looked like scoring.

2. Italy would have scored all 5, Bart never got near one. The cheats have been practicing.

3. Trebauchet would have taken one, no reason to think he would have done it any better.

4. Italy would have won, Zidane on or off.

As an aside, I make Zidane right for gubbing the big Italian. I don't think it will spoil his legacy as much as people think. He's 1 of the top half dozen player who ever lived. That hasn't changed. Feck even English accept that Madonna was one of the best ever. Hand of God or not.

manker
07-10-2006, 06:24 PM
1. I can't remember much of the second half.

2. I was unsure as to who won when I woke up.

3. This hasn't been an uncommon theme during this World Cup.

I think Zidane's legacy will be all but unaffected. He might not get invited to poncy things much but Cantona suffered a similar lack of control (several times, actually) and United still sing his name at every game.

The people who loved him will still love him.

100%
07-10-2006, 06:26 PM
All the newspapers here have front cover, Zidane's head bowed walking off the field.
Suggestive?
Biased?
maybe the only exiting thing in the match?

Forza Italia

GepperRankins
07-10-2006, 07:03 PM
stupid cunt. "but" is like a contracTICTIVE THING. I THINK

manker
07-10-2006, 07:05 PM
stupid cunt. "but" is like a contracTICTIVE THING. I THINK
You alright, Dave :unsure:

GepperRankins
07-10-2006, 07:06 PM
first beer for evr :01:

just about finished my second can FTW

100%
07-10-2006, 07:06 PM
stupid cunt. "but" is like a contracTICTIVE THING. I THINK

A little bit edgy tonight senior? I think you ment contraseptive.
It is only a game ffs.

GepperRankins
07-10-2006, 07:07 PM
still though. all but something, means, umm.all exce3pt. dickhead

manker
07-10-2006, 07:07 PM
first beer for evr :01:

just about finished my second can FTW
You're a real man now.

GepperRankins
07-10-2006, 07:08 PM
they're only stubbies though :dabbeS:L

manker
07-10-2006, 07:09 PM
still though. all but something, means, umm.all exce3pt. dickhead
Yes, it means everything except unaffected.

Meaning that his reputation won't be the same as it was, but it will be pretty damn close.

GepperRankins
07-10-2006, 07:13 PM
why didn't you say that

100%
07-10-2006, 07:16 PM
If only marshmellows had eyes.

manker
07-10-2006, 07:17 PM
why didn't you say that
I didn't anticipate any comprehension problems.

Sorry about that, m8.

Biggles
07-10-2006, 07:18 PM
At least he didn't whack the cup off the table as he walked past. :)

Sextent
07-10-2006, 07:44 PM
At least he didn't whack the cup off the table as he walked past. :)
Did it cross your mind that he would.

It did mine.

DanB
07-10-2006, 07:45 PM
I was hoping he would, just to make a a bigger exit like.

Sextent
07-10-2006, 07:50 PM
I was hoping he would, just to make a a bigger exit like.
He should have Kung Fu'd it a lá Canterna.

Proper Bo
07-10-2006, 07:53 PM
I think a more wrasslingesque hitting someone with it while the ref's not looking would have been better.

100%
07-10-2006, 08:55 PM
http://imgfly.com/files/100706_015336/zid.gif

Sextent
07-10-2006, 09:25 PM
I think a more wrasslingesque hitting someone with it while the ref's not looking would have been better.
Genious.

He should have emerged from a trap door beside the penalty spot and rattled his nemesis in the groinal region just as he took the penalty. Terry Hendry would of course be distracting the ref at the same time, via the gift of removing his shorts and flashing a bit of arse.

100%
07-10-2006, 10:15 PM
http://horox.canalblog.com/images/game_over.jpg

manker
07-11-2006, 02:27 PM
The bloke who reffed the World Cup final has shot himself in the head :huh:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5168890.stm

Wtf.

manker
07-11-2006, 02:29 PM
Oh, wait. It wasn't the ref in the World Cup final, it was a ref who officiated in the World Cup finals :dabs:

Proper Bo
07-11-2006, 02:30 PM
he didn't ref the final:ermm:

edit: you posted as I was, cawk.

manker
07-11-2006, 02:30 PM
Oh, wait. He wasn't even a ref :pinch:

Cheese
07-11-2006, 02:57 PM
What.

Did any of this actually happen or are you just making it up as you go along?

manker
07-11-2006, 03:03 PM
I saw the headline, read maybe a paragraph of the article and decided to post, then I remembered the ref in the final was from Guatemala or somewhere so decided it couldn't have been him, cos the bloke who shot himself was German.

Finally I read the article and realised the bloke who shot himself wasnt a ref.

I still don't know who he is but I don't think it's really that interesting if he was a mere faceless bureaucrat, so I didn't elaborate further :dabs:

Barbarossa
07-11-2006, 03:27 PM
JP may regret calling this a "Post mortem" thread :pinch:

Chip Monk
07-11-2006, 04:48 PM
JP may regret calling this a "Post mortem" thread :pinch:
I regret nowt. I stand by my decision.

Proper Bo
07-11-2006, 04:48 PM
You're JP?:o

Chip Monk
07-11-2006, 04:56 PM
You're JP?:o
I know.:O