I've decided...

[j2k4]

...that I should be made a moderator.

Is that a good idea, or what? :)

[Proper Bo]

/banned

[Biggles]

...that I should be made a moderator.

Is that a good idea, or what? :)

would it be government by the people for the people? :shifty:

[sArA]

I thought moderaters by the nature of the job need to be moderates and therefore rather liberal of bent.....but I may be wrong.

[100%]

It would be unecessary, you have higher duties.
1. Save world
2,. Cook Dinner

[manker]

...that I should be made a moderator.

Is that a good idea, or what? :)
What.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/moderator.jpg

[j2k4]

I thought moderaters by the nature of the job need to be moderates and therefore rather liberal of bent.....but I may be wrong.

You are wrong, sArA, at least in my case.

The ability to moderate is a talent, nothing more or less...it has nothing whatsoever to do with ideology.

[Sextent]

...that I should be made a moderator.

Is that a good idea, or what? :)
No, it isn't.

[Skweeky1]

I think it's a great idea.

Let's make JP, Seedler and Adster mods at the same time and see what the outcome will be!

:lol:

[Biggles]

I think it's a great idea.

Let's make JP, Seedler and Adster mods at the same time and see what the outcome will be!

:lol:


Presumably Manker and GepperRankins too, just to keep this balanced and reasonable :happy:

[Skweeky1]

Let's throw in Cheese for argument's sake

[Rat Faced]

Let's throw in Cheese for argument's sake

That'll make the changing room difficult to bear in hot weather. :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

Do you have mods uniforms?

How come I've enver seen them?
You sure don't wear one in the house!

[100%]

Do you have mods uniforms?

How come I've enver seen them?


okay i managed to get this years Mod group foto...

http://memory.loc.gov/pnp/pan/6a25000/6a25100/6a25115r.jpg

[Rat Faced]

OK, now im getting scared...

That was a charity function before our annual shindig on Paul's tropical Island in the Maldives...

[Skweeky1]

I didn't know you had an Island on the Maldives.
You could have least have offered me a visit there :angry:

[JPaul]

I think it's a great idea.

Let's make JP, Seedler and Adster mods at the same time and see what the outcome will be!

:lol:
Hoi, did you just call me an idiot.

[NikkiD]

I can just imagine you and RF banning each other at random intervals so you could actually win arguments.

[JPaul]

I can just imagine you and RF banning each other at random intervals so you could actually win arguments.
Agreed, she's that kind of guy.

[Skweeky1]

I think it's a great idea.

Let's make JP, Seedler and Adster mods at the same time and see what the outcome will be!

:lol:
Hoi, did you just call me an idiot.


Well... you are from Croy:shifty:

[JPaul]

Hoi, did you just call me an idiot.


Well... you are from Croy:shifty:
Fair point, well presented.

Damn that in brie ding.

[Lilmiss]

What ever happened to Hobbes?
I always thought he should be a mod.

(although sometimes I just thought he was Doris in a wabbitsuit.)

[Biggles]

Hobbes and Brenda are two notable absentees Just about everybody else has returned in one form or another (well excepting Billy and Nettie :lookaroun )

[Lilmiss]

Who said you could return? :snooty:

[Biggles]

Who said you could return? :snooty:

Oldies are like that, you know, barging to the front of queues and then glowering at the mums with prams.

It is a geriatic thing :dry:

[Lilmiss]

What are you insinuating, ye olde basket. :fist:


:lookaroun

[JPaul]

Hobbes has delusions of adequacy. She will return once in a blue moon, just for the reaction. Then spirit herslf away like a cyber will o' the wisp.

It's actually quite sweet.

[Biggles]

What are you insinuating, ye olde basket. :fist:


:lookaroun

I don't know, where is the respect for authoritah!

That David Cameron chap going around talking about hugging hoodies isn't helping either. :ermm:

[Biggles]

Hobbes has delusions of adequacy. She will return once in a blue moon, just for the reaction. Then spirit herslf away like a cyber will o' the wisp.

It's actually quite sweet.

What of Brenda?

[Lilmiss]

Hobbes has delusions of adequacy. She will return once in a blue moon, just for the reaction. Then spirit herslf away like a cyber will o' the wisp.

:lol:

Perfect mod material then.

[Biggles]

Hobbes has delusions of adequacy. She will return once in a blue moon, just for the reaction. Then spirit herslf away like a cyber will o' the wisp.

:lol:

Perfect mod material then.

Rooting for a moderation :shifty:

[NikkiD]

Hobbes has delusions of adequacy. She will return once in a blue moon, just for the reaction. Then spirit herslf away like a cyber will o' the wisp.

:lol:

Perfect mod material then.

:glag:

[Lilmiss]

Rooting for a moderation :shifty:

I've never been modded.

Don't know if I'm happy about the fact, or just majorly disappointed in the lack of punishments. :unsure:

[Biggles]

Rooting for a moderation :shifty:

I've never been modded.

Don't know if I'm happy about the fact, or just majorly disappointed in the lack of punishments. :unsure:

You must manage to look innocent at the right moment (not sure how though :dry: )

[j2k4]

...that I should be made a moderator.

Is that a good idea, or what? :)

No, it isn't.

Why, pray?

Nikki-

I would not do that, and Rat knows it.

I would not even deign to perform moderation duties while nude, as you ladies sometimes do. :naughty:

I pledge to perform my duties fully clothed. ;)

It seems none of you are impressed with the seriousity of my decision...of course, I realize my political views are not everyone's cuppa, but surely my comportment is not an issue?

Besides which, as most mods here practice the PM method of management, I wouldn't care to vary from that tack...

[Biggles]

I pledge to perform my duties fully clothed. ;)


A fairer offer it is hard to imagine.

[Lilmiss]

You must manage to look innocent at the right moment (not sure how though :dry: )


It takes effort and flair. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/ahaparting.gif

[NikkiD]

Nikki-

I would not do that, and Rat knows it.
Why not? It would be funny.

"What's the matter Ratboy... cat got your tongue? Muahahahahahahaha!"


I would not even deign to perform moderation duties while nude, as you ladies sometimes do. :naughty:

I pledge to perform my duties fully clothed. ;)


We prefer our moderators naked. It makes them humble like.

[sArA]

I don't know quite what to say....:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I don't know quite what to say....:unsure:


similar freds rawk? :unsure:

:happy:

[Skweeky1]

I'm naked most of the time.
Can I be a mod now?

It's just for the uniform really

[sArA]

Once you become a mod, the lounge can get a little chilly on occasion, calling for warm boots and borrowing a couple of coats from Gripper's cloakroom.

[JPaul]

Hobbes has delusions of adequacy. She will return once in a blue moon, just for the reaction. Then spirit herslf away like a cyber will o' the wisp.

It's actually quite sweet.

What of Brenda?
Nice baps.

If a tad over educated.

[Biggles]

This moderation thing is getting a bit militaristic with all these uniforms :blink:

However, if we are going down the military school route install a detention room for lilmiss.

[Biggles]

What of Brenda?
Nice baps.

If a tad over educated.

Succinct and, indeed, accurate, yet strangely wide of the mark.

[JPaul]

Nice baps.

If a tad over educated.

Succinct and, indeed, accurate, yet strangely wide of the mark.
You are aware one can over punctuate?

[j2k4]

Once you become a mod, the lounge can get a little chilly on occasion, calling for warm boots and borrowing a couple of coats from Gripper's cloakroom.

I would keep the cloakroom stocked with full-length furs, synthetic and natural, to suit all preferences.

Also an extensive selection of chewing gum, extending to sugar-free versions of all available.

Music will be piped in, and there will be an attendent to help with boots in winter. :)

I really can't imagine this isn't already done.

[Lilmiss]

However, if we are going down the military school route install a detention room for lilmiss.


Gotta catch me first. :raspberries:

[JPaul]

Once you become a mod, the lounge can get a little chilly on occasion, calling for warm boots and borrowing a couple of coats from Gripper's cloakroom.

I would keep the cloakroom stocked with full-length furs, synthetic and natural, to suit all preferences.

Also an extensive selection of chewing gum, extending to sugar-free versions of all available.

Music will be piped in, and there will be an attendent to help with boots in winter. :)

I really can't imagine this isn't already done.
Sorry, I don't speak American.

[NikkiD]

I don't know quite what to say....:unsure:

Just nod your head and pretend to be interested. It works for me. ;)

[Lilmiss]

J2, you'll never be a mod. :no:

What's next on your todo list?

[Proper Bo]

Could just chuck her out the lounge, I've done it before:snooty:

edit: quote=biggles talking about a detention room or something

[j2k4]

Succinct and, indeed, accurate, yet strangely wide of the mark.
You are aware one can over punctuate?

Now (for example), under a j2 administration, neither the affront nor the complaint here would require any sort of moderation whatsoever.

This, only to point up the quality moderating performance I offer. :)

[Proper Bo]

I, also, would like, as j2k4 does, to be a mod.

infact, let's all be mods:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

For the record, I let him throw me out so it didn't hurt his man-pride. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

You never took hurting my back into consideration though:pinch:

[NikkiD]

Awwwwww come on. Make him a mod, just for a few minutes.

Then take it all away again so we can point and laugh. :D

[Proper Bo]

I don't think we should, he's too liberal for my liking.

[NikkiD]

What's your platform then Bo? Capital punishment for posting in the wrong forum?

[Proper Bo]

wimmin:rolleyes:

[j2k4]

J2, you'll never be a mod. :no:

What's next on your todo list?

Alas.

Don't have a list...

Oh, well-I tried.

I'll see if I can RMA all the furs and gum. :huh:

[NikkiD]

wimmin:rolleyes:

I never said I was against it. :P Ban them! Ban them all!

[Proper Bo]

My best piece of irony in days, wasted on you glebes:fist:

[Lilmiss]

I never said I was against it. Ban them! Ban them all!

That's a bit harsh.

Besides, I'd only come back as Lil Mr. :snooty:

[Biggles]

However, if we are going down the military school route install a detention room for lilmiss.


Gotta catch me first. :raspberries:

Rash talk from the frequently stoned methinks


JP note lack of punctuation to compensate for my earlier overly ornate offering.

[Proper Bo]

I never said I was against it. Ban them! Ban them all!

That's a bit harsh.

Besides, I'd only come back as Lil Mr. :snooty:

If I could be bothered, I'd create an account with that name and post "no you wouldn't".

[Biggles]

That's a bit harsh.

Besides, I'd only come back as Lil Mr. :snooty:

If I could be bothered, I'd create an account with that name and post "no you wouldn't".

The road to Sunderland is paved with good intentions.

[Proper Bo]

If I could be bothered, I'd create an account with that name and post "no you wouldn't".

The road to Sunderland is paved with good intentions.

I thought they were empty mcdonalds wrappers:huh:

[Lilmiss]

Rash talk from the frequently stoned methinks


Frequently? I'm insulted. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Rash talk from the frequently stoned methinks


Frequently? I'm insulted. :snooty:

Bless her, she even forgets when she's stoned:lookaroun

[Biggles]

Rash talk from the frequently stoned methinks


Frequently? I'm insulted. :snooty:

My apologies

nigh permanently

[peat moss]

Make jk2 a mod in the Drawing Room , bet money he'd be good at . Seems like its not moderated half the time anyway.

[Lilmiss]

Apollygees accepted.

Was thinking of asking Peat for a halfie on tick. :lookaroun

[Biggles]

Apollygees accepted.

Was thinking of asking Peat for a halfie on tick. :lookaroun

If he has a whole farm perhaps you should be thinking in terms of metric tonnes - although that could make getting out the door of a day a tad tricky.

[Lilmiss]

Peat Moss for mod!! :whistling

[Proper Bo]

testing

[Lilmiss]

:ermm:

[Proper Bo]

:wave:

[Busyman™]

I, also, would like, as j2k4 does, to be a mod.

infact, let's all be mods:smilie4:
I second that "Me too" and shit.:shit:

[peat moss]

Peat Moss for mod!! :whistling


Too much work . so little pay ! :)

[Busyman™]

Peat Moss for mod!! :whistling


Too much work . so little pay ! :)
I think you'd make a good mod.

I second Lilmiss' motion.

[peat moss]

Too much work . so little pay ! :)
I think you'd make a good mod.

I second Lilmiss' motion.

I appreciate the thought and thank you , but don't think I'd be very good at it .

I had an old post months ago saying Manker for mod ! I still stand by that comment , I think the mods get burnt out and the forum should change them periodically . Absolute power corrupts and some need to step back sometimes maybe ? I'v seen some snotty posts from some mods and thought yikes that was uncalled for . But just my opinion, all in all they do a thankless job so unfair of me to criticize . ;)


Ah crap if I had any Mod powers , I'd stop that sexy PM I sent to Lilmiss
Entitled Are you a Redhead ? :ermm:

[thewizeard]

I pledge to perform my duties fully clothed. ;)


A fairer offer it is hard to imagine.

So you are not a forestander of the Clinton form of administration...more a Bush type, who finds tapping the public's private parts conversations absolutely normal....


...we prefer our moderators to do their duties naked, which is why I always vote for Lilmiss

[Busyman™]

I think you'd make a good mod.

I second Lilmiss' motion.

I appreciate the thought and thank you , but don't think I'd be very good at it .

I had an old post months ago saying Manker for mod ! I still stand by that comment , I think the mods get burnt out and the forum should change them periodically . Absolute power corrupts and some need to step back sometimes maybe ? I'v seen some snotty posts from some mods and thought yikes that was uncalled for . But just my opinion, all in all they do a thankless job so unfair of me to criticize . ;)


Ah crap if I had any Mod powers , I'd stop that sexy PM I sent to Lilmiss
Entitled Are you a Redhead ? :ermm:
Tbh, I don't see what's so hard about it.

For the most part, one motto would be to leave shit be. I think mods like to change shit too much, step in too much, and it usually isn't warranted.

The board just needs a slight nudge every once and awhile and that's about it.

I can't cite any recent examples and that's a good thing.

[Proper Bo]

Ah crap if I had any Mod powers , I'd stop that sexy PM I sent to Lilmiss
Entitled Are you a Redhead ?

:ermm:


...we prefer our moderators to do their duties naked, which is why I always vote for Lilmiss

:ermm:

[manker]

I appreciate the thought and thank you , but don't think I'd be very good at it .

I had an old post months ago saying Manker for mod ! I still stand by that comment , I think the mods get burnt out and the forum should change them periodically . Absolute power corrupts and some need to step back sometimes maybe ? I'v seen some snotty posts from some mods and thought yikes that was uncalled for . But just my opinion, all in all they do a thankless job so unfair of me to criticize . ;)


Ah crap if I had any Mod powers , I'd stop that sexy PM I sent to Lilmiss
Entitled Are you a Redhead ? :ermm:
Tbh, I don't see what's so hard about it.

For the most part, one motto would be to leave shit be. I think mods like to change shit too much, step in too much, and it usually isn't warranted.

The board just needs a slight nudge every once and awhile and that's about it.

I can't cite any recent examples and that's a good thing.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/moderator.jpg

[Busyman]

Tbh, I don't see what's so hard about it.

For the most part, one motto would be to leave shit be. I think mods like to change shit too much, step in too much, and it usually isn't warranted.

The board just needs a slight nudge every once and awhile and that's about it.

I can't cite any recent examples and that's a good thing.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/moderator.jpg
I haven't and won't....retard. :snooty:

[manker]

You knew what I was doing, you didn't want to dignify it with a response ... but in the end, you just couldn't help it.

JP does it to me all the time, the git :sly:

[Cheese]

This should be a poll.

In fact, we should have some sort of mod general election.

maebach gets my vote.

[Proper Bo]

I vote doris

[manker]

BaWa gets my vote, as always. No matter what it's for.

He fucking rawks.

[Busyman]

You knew what I was doing, you didn't want to dignify it with a response ... but in the end, you just couldn't help it.

JP does it to me all the time, the git :sly:
Eh? I saw it and responded. Nothing more.

[manker]

You knew what I was doing, you didn't want to dignify it with a response ... but in the end, you just couldn't help it.

JP does it to me all the time, the git :sly:
Eh? I saw it and responded. Nothing more.
Oh really.

You're like an amoeba with fingers.

[DorisInsinuate]

I vote myself.

What am I voting for?

[Busyman]

Eh? I saw it and responded. Nothing more.
Oh really.

You're like an amoeba with fingers.
Coowol!! :1eye:

:crazy:

[manker]

I vote myself.

What am I voting for?
You're to be the one who tempers j2's disappointment at not being a mod with a swift knob polish.

[manker]

Oh really.

You're like an amoeba with fingers.
Coowol!! :1eye:

:crazy:
I knew it would be too subtle for you :dry:

[Busyman]

Coowol!! :1eye:

:crazy:
I knew it would be too subtle for you :dry:
:whoosh:

[DorisInsinuate]

I vote myself.

What am I voting for?
You're to be the one who tempers j2's disappointment at not being a mod with a swift knob polish.
I change my vote to j2, I just wanna see how that would work.

[Proper Bo]

I change my vote to spenz.

[manker]

You're to be the one who tempers j2's disappointment at not being a mod with a swift knob polish.
I change my vote to j2, I just wanna see how that would work.I think it would work like this:

If he won the vote to temper his own displeasure by administering himself with a quick knob polish. He'd likely have a wank.

:idunno:

[manker]

I knew it would be too subtle for you :dry:
:whoosh:
Sorry, mate. I keep forgetting to dumb down when I address you.

I'm so fucking heartless, I could cut myself :emo:

[Cheese]

Anyone who doesn't vote for me will be put on moderation when I come into power.

[Proper Bo]

I change my vote to cheese.

[Barbarossa]

Tom Leo for prezident. :01:

[Busyman]

:whoosh:
Sorry, mate. I keep forgetting to dumb down when I address you.

I'm so fucking heartless, I could cut myself :emo:
Okay then so fucking get with the program, thumbker.

[Lilmiss]

Ah crap if I had any Mod powers , I'd stop that sexy PM I sent to Lilmiss Entitled Are you a Redhead ? :ermm:


Take it you got your special powers then, cos the pm I received had a totally different title.

You drunken bum, you. :lol:

[JPaul]

I should be made a mod, but only for my own accounts.

I'm sure you'll agree that would keep me so busy I couldn't get up to any nonsense.

Which would make it a very easy mod job, leaving me loads of time to post.

Never thought of that did you.

[Biggles]

Who is the Mod now?


http://www.mod2006.co.uk/images/pic_schedule.jpg

[manker]

Whose the Mod now?


http://www.mod2006.co.uk/images/pic_schedule.jpg
'Who is', Shirley.

Btw; :whoosh:

[sArA]

Mods = silly fuckers with targets on their backs riding pathetic little whiney scooter things.

[Biggles]

Absolutely! what a blooper :unsure:

[manker]

Mods = silly fuckers with targets on their backs ... .
Nice metaphor.

[JPaul]

Whose the Mod now?


http://www.mod2006.co.uk/images/pic_schedule.jpg
'Who is', Shirley.

Btw; :whoosh:
An interesting variant on the modrod, aye steadfast boi.

[manker]

I don't mind admitting that the ensuing comments regarding and including the phoatie itself have me a little flummoxed :smilie4:

[sArA]

Mods = silly fuckers with targets on their backs ... .
Nice metaphor.

thankyou :)

[JPaul]

I don't mind admitting that the ensuing comments regarding and including the phoatie itself have me a little flummoxed :smilie4:
Think of a Mcsteddfod, that's not far off the mark.

[manker]

Ah, just right clicked Les' pic :pinch:

[longboneslinger]

Oh hell I give J2 my vote. Just for 'the other side of the coin' representation.

Maybe make a thread/forum just for him and Rat would be an interesting substitute. We could all stop by for a grin. Can anyone imagine the length of the posts with all the links and quotes in quotes in quotes?

Later taters,
bone

PS If I were installed as your pres...errr...mod, I pledge that I would moderate nudely but in moderation of course. I also pledge that I would not, I repeat not, ban those who dare to challange my reign..errrr...moderations. I would instead use my new-found god-like powers to edit your posts to look even stoopiderer than they first looked. I would CRUSH all who oppose me...errr...ahem...I seem to have gotten a little carried away. Please allow me to redress my nakitity!

[spenz]

its a good idead mate! ^_^