No moaning allowed thread

[Skweeky1]

Only happy occasions and thoughts in here or I'll get j2k4 to moderate you :w00t:


Today bf and I cycled all the way to Falkirk and back ( about 16 miles) to sell a couple of ugly rings we found in an old jewellery box and got £60 for it!
Now we're about to have a nice wee BBQ :)




See, it's easy. Your turn now :D

[100%]

The wife and kid are gone, the neighbours are gone, aaaahhh finally piece and quiet to do my work uninterrupted. Then meet the friends without home phone ringing.
Space is good

[JPaul]

People in Falkirk are weird, ken.

[Skweeky1]

Not as weird as people from Croy

[sArA]

it was sunny today.

[Skweeky1]

The sausages were lovely. Yum yum

[100%]

marshmellows get bigger over campfires

[JPaul]

Not as weird as people from Croy
Oh you kept it up-beat.

Racist

[manker]

I just made a sincere post :o






Edit: and another :o :o

[Mr. Mulder]

told my boss to suck my bawls and didn't get fired :01:

[JPaul]

I just made a sincere post :o






Edit: and another :o :o
Was it the job thing, that was sweet.

[manker]

I just made a sincere post :o






Edit: and another :o :o
Was it the job thing, that was sweet.Oui.

Just trying out another posting style. It went okay but I prefered calling VB a nob.

[manker]

Whoa! Three on the trot!

[JPaul]

:lol::earl:

You're at your funniest when harsh.

[JPaul]

You're also at your harshest when being funny.

[Biggles]

This thread looks ideal for SGG's hippy flower thing - alas I have no idea where, in amongst the thousands of files she has accumulated on this box of tricks, it is.

[manker]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9946/feelthepeaceandlove2ik.jpg
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2950/donthate2px.jpg

[Biggles]

That is the chappie

Well done that man.

[100%]

told my boss to suck my bawls and didn't get fired :01:
is that maybe cause you apolagetically sucked his .....? :whistling

[Lilmiss]

Tomorrow is half way through the week. :unsure:

[NikkiD]

I fecked off from work early today. :D

Oh, and for everyone's amusement, I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette.

[100%]

classic


classics are good

[JPaul]

I fecked off from work early today. :D

Oh, and for everyone's amusement, I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette.
Stop smoking.

[Mr. Mulder]

told my boss to suck my bawls and didn't get fired :01:
is that maybe cause you apolagetically sucked his .....? :whistling
no :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

he wanted me to stay till 10pm to paint the floors and when i said no he whinged :dabs:

[JPaul]

he wanted me to stay till 10pm to paint the floors and when i said no he whinged :dabs:
Yeah, the cunt. Bet there wasn't even a proper coat of primer down.

[Mr. Mulder]

they started roight before i left, they didn't even clean it first :dabs:

[Buffalo]

I never moan :no: Can I talk about anything in this thread?

The price of pork chops at the mo is fecking terrible, what is going on :lol:
I love pork chop & chips so much that i have it 3 times a week.
it's got to be well cooked so it's tough and i like my chips Norfolk style.

On a brighter note, today has been a good day, I've been to the doctors about my medical problem, I've been putting it off for almost a year,
what am i like.

Sorted!

[JPaul]

they started roight before i left, they didn't even clean it first :dabs:
:O

[100%]

All of us will make love tomorrow. (some more hardcore than others)

[j2k4]

Only happy occasions and thoughts in here or I'll get j2k4 to moderate you :w00t:

I'd never moderate someone for being moody.

BTW-I've sent back the furs and gum...:huh:

[Emmylee]

I'm gonna be a volunteer at Reading festival :D

I get to see Muse on my afternoon off Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Oh oh and I got 2 massive posters.. one of Wolverine (yummy..) and one of Johnny Depp (yummy too..)

Umm yeah that's it. Lol :)

[DorisInsinuate]

If I emo moaned in this thread would someone moan about it :unsure:

My cock itches.

[Rat Faced]

Should always be happy... coz you could always have a worse day...

clickity click (http://67.19.222.106/risque/audio/gerbil.rm)

[Skweeky1]

I gave my bf a bj whilst he was playing poker (online, I didn't sit under the table or anything dirty like that)



:lol:

[100%]

I guess skyweeky1 regards moaning during sex as a bad thing :blink:
oh well, everyone has their styles.

[Skweeky1]

I just realized i should've used a different expression as it maybe rather local...

[NikkiD]

Should always be happy... coz you could always have a worse day...

clickity click (http://67.19.222.106/risque/audio/gerbil.rm)

I'm not listening again. :snooty:

I almost pissed myself last time.

[j2k4]

...sky-weeky1...

That's a novel mis-spelling, that is. :D

[Busyman™]

I fecked off from work early today. :D

Oh, and for everyone's amusement, I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette.
You smoke?:O

[longboneslinger]

I gave my bf a bj whilst he was playing poker

It really shows the sad state of affairs my sex life has become that I've quoted that statement, though since marriage 11 years ago my left hand has become even 'closer'. I wont ask if you finished, but I will say "God bless you one and all!!" That statement has cheered me considerably.

As an extra cheerer-upper (Its my word- I want a quarter every time someone uses 'cheerer-upper) to see this forum up an kickin' ass and takin' names again. I left several months ago out of boredom.

It's an extra cheerer-upperer (Yup,its mine too!) to see the mighty J2K4 is still taking on all comers and kickin some himself.



How would you know if what you thought was wrong?

"Thats just conservative silliness! Dont think, just do what feels good. Just dont offend anyone. You gotta be ssseeeennnnnssssiiiitttttiiiiivvvvveee!!!!
You conservative idiot! Probably one of those darnded Christians, too."

Later taters,
Bone

[NikkiD]

I fecked off from work early today. :D

Oh, and for everyone's amusement, I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette.
You smoke?:O

Unfortunately.

[Emmylee]

Say No To Deathsticks

[Buffalo]

I keep my fingers wet all the time now so I can’t smoke,
Where did I put my finger bowl.

My elderly neighbour just gave me a packet of Strawberry bakewell Tarts, how nice of her :D

[Lilmiss]

Powered cheese sauce looks like fireworks when blown on a hot hob. :happy:

[Proper Bo]

Powered cheese sauce?:blink:

[Busyman]

You smoke?:O

Unfortunately.
Not very well, apparently.:P

I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette

When did you first start smoking?

[Buffalo]

Powered cheese sauce looks like fireworks when blown on a hot hob. :happy:

What you been doing Lilmiss, get some Mr Muscle on that, Now! :lol:
I've still got sunday's spag sauce everywhere

[Skweeky1]

I'm having another BBQ :lol:

The meat is reduced at Asda's! Hooray!

I've got some hot and spicy beef, two lovely tuna steaks which are marinading as we speak, prawn salad with lettuce, spring onion and tomato mixed with some thousand island dressing, waldorf salad and mini potatoes in butter with fresh parsly

Yum Yum

[Buffalo]

Go for it Sonja! :D
That's my favourite, BBQ, at one time when I lived Romany style I had no other way of cooking, so I was quite used to it.
Asda is a great shop; My Local is Morissons, lots of buy one get one free :D

[Barbarossa]

Had a barbecue last night, but nothing as posh as what you're having :(

Aberdeen Angus burgers, sausages, pork steaks, peppers and onions and mushrooms wrapped in tinfoil, and jacket potatoes wrapped in tinfoil. :smilie4:

[NikkiD]

Had a barbecue last night, but nothing as posh as what you're having :(

Aberdeen Angus burgers, sausages, pork steaks, peppers and onions and mushrooms wrapped in tinfoil, and jacket potatoes wrapped in tinfoil. :smilie4:

When are you coming to cook for me? :drool: Minus the onions of course.

[Barbarossa]

barbecuing is the only cooking I ever do, apart from pancakes on pancake day.

Neither skill is much use in Canadia I'm afraid :(

[NikkiD]

barbecuing is the only cooking I ever do, apart from pancakes on pancake day.

Neither skill is much use in Canadia I'm afraid :(

Why can't you bbq in Canada? :blink:

[Proper Bo]

He'd need rly long arms:ermm:

[Busyman]

barbecuing is the only cooking I ever do, apart from pancakes on pancake day.

Neither skill is much use in Canadia I'm afraid :(

Why can't you bbq in Canada? :blink:
Of course not.:ermm:

[Skweeky1]

Discount sections are brilliant!

Don;t have to worry about deciding what you'll have for dinner either :D

[Buffalo]

And Buy one get one free! :D
Kelloggs Coco Pops, 600g, Buy One Get One FREE, £2.59!
More reasons To Shop At Morrisons!

[spenz]

good job. very creative! ^_^