If I called your mother a terrorist. . .

[Cheese]

. . . would you headbutt me in the chest?

[Proper Bo]

no

[Barbarossa]

It depends. Am I being watched by 2 billion people? If so, then yes.

[Proper Bo]

If i was being watched by 2 billion people, I'd nut him in the head and hactually make him fall down, not hit the floor like he's been shot.

[Barbarossa]

oh. it's a graham poll. Can I have 3 votes?

[sear]

Agreed if someone called my mum a terrorist whore I'd break their nose. Then i'd wait for FIFA to bust me.

[Proper Bo]

What have FIFA got to do with it?:blink:

[manker]

Yeah, why not.

I think the chest head-butt is the new happy slap - and baby Jebus knows that my new phone has fantastic video capabilities.

[Dark Steno]

Goat? Like an enraged bull is awesome.

[100%]

Isn't headbutting something that "hardcore" dudes to each other? :huh:
Grammatically it should be headbreasting.

[Dark Steno]

Now, that's sound funny.

[Busyman™]

I wouldn't do what Zidane did.

It is now being called the biggest purposeful fuck-up in sports history.

Head butt him after the game.

[100%]

@Cheese - Why would you want to call all our mom's a terrorist ...?

[Cheese]

@Cheese - Why would you want to call all our mom's a terrorist ...?

Because I'm a git and I think it's funny.

[Barbarossa]

My mum actually is a terrorist whore. Who's laughing now then, huh? :angry:

[Cheese]

I wouldn't do what Zidane did.

It is now being called the biggest purposeful fuck-up in sports history.

Head butt him after the game.

I prefer Cantona's kung-fu kick myself.

[100%]

@Cheese - Why would you want to call all our mom's a terrorist ...?

Because I'm a git and I think it's funny.

oh ok, have fun then

[Dark Steno]

@Cheese - Why would you want to call all our mom's a terrorist ...?

Because I'm a git and I think it's funny.
:cry:

[manker]

http://www.110-220.net/Divers/Eric%20Cantona/kick.gif > http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9848/zidanemental5wf.gif

[Buffalo]

:no:
I don't see any need for violence over words

[Busyman]

http://www.110-220.net/Divers/Eric%20Cantona/kick.gif > http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9848/zidanemental5wf.gif
When did Cantona do that though?

I have to say that the kung-fu kick (even as a still picture) looks much better. Hi-ya!

edit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynERYD_uzEg&search=cantona%20kick

Not so great animated though.:ermm:

My vote is for the head-butt.

[manker]

I know I was in university when it happened, so a while ago ... maybe as long as ten years or something.

Btw, flying kung-fu kick over the advertising hoardings > head butt to the chest.

[Busyman]

I know I was in university when it happened, so a while ago ... maybe as long as ten years or something.

Btw, flying kung-fu kick over the advertising hoardings > head butt to the chest.
What I mean is what tournament was that in?

The still picture does it more justice than the moving one. Doesn't look like it hurt much. I'd also have given more points for a smooth landing but he fell on his ass.

[Barbarossa]

What you can't see on that video is that as soon as he regained his feet he gave him a couple of punches to the head too for good measure :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Personally I find all this stereotyping and abuse to be disgusting and very un PC, but what we must remember is that its ok to swear at French people because they smell and that its ok to physically abuse Italians because they are greasy and deserve it.

[manker]

I know I was in university when it happened, so a while ago ... maybe as long as ten years or something.

Btw, flying kung-fu kick over the advertising hoardings > head butt to the chest.
What I mean is what tournament was that in?

The still picture does it more justice than the moving one. Doesn't look like it hurt much. I'd also have given more points for a smooth landing but he fell on his ass.
Oh, I see. It was a Premiership game (the English top division).

I agree, the pic does look more impresive but even Jackie Chan would have struggled to land gracefully after kicking someone in the chest who was standing behind a barrier like that.

[Busyman]

What I mean is what tournament was that in?

The still picture does it more justice than the moving one. Doesn't look like it hurt much. I'd also have given more points for a smooth landing but he fell on his ass.
Oh, I see. It was a Premiership game (the English top division).

I agree, the pic does look more impresive but even Jackie Chan would have struggled to land gracefully after kicking someone in the chest who was standing behind a barrier like that.
I'm in total agreement.

The head-butt was also on the biggest world stage and was costly to France. It also looked like it hurt.

No flop necessary.

[NikkiD]

Personally I find all this stereotyping and abuse to be disgusting and very un PC, but what we must remember is that its ok to swear at French people because they smell and that its ok to physically abuse Italians because they are greasy and deserve it.

:glag:

Personally, I'd headbutt manker, I'm sure he's done something to deserve it.

[100%]

why did he do that? Did the guy behind barrier throw something or?

edit nvr mnd google - Cantona claims the fan, Matthew Simmons, shouted racial insults and threw a missile at him as he walked off the pitch after being given a red card for kicking another player during a tackle.

[Guillaume]

Personally I find all this stereotyping and abuse to be disgusting and very un PC, but what we must remember is that its ok to swear at French people because they smell and that its ok to physically abuse Italians because they are greasy and deserve it.

:glag:

Personally, I'd headbutt manker, I'm sure he's done something to deserve it.
Working in a bank springs to mind immediately.

[Barbarossa]

why did he do that? Did the guy behind barrier throw something or?

He spat at him, and gave him some abuse. I can't remember exactly what he said. He may have said he was a smelly french cunt or something.

He actually ran down 11 rows of the stand to do it :lol:

[zapjb]

I think he's an idiot. Getting tossed in the World Cup Final.

[Proper Bo]

Getting tossed in the World Cup Final.

*snigger* :shutup:

[DorisInsinuate]

why did he do that? Did the guy behind barrier throw something or?

He spat at him, and gave him some abuse. I can't remember exactly what he said. He may have said he was a smelly french cunt or something.

He actually ran down 11 rows of the stand to do it :lol:
Something about a fishing trawler.

[DorisInsinuate]

If you called my mother a terrorist I would headbutt you in the chest like an enraged goat.

But I wouldn't apologise afterwards and say, "Je ne regrette rien." in the following sentence.

[spenz]

i would kick you in the arse! or probably much more.. like shitting on your face. LOL

[Gemby!]

headbutting would ruin my hairstyle .... can i just give you an evil look ?

[thewizeard]

There isn't one terrorist, that has not been born of woman..

[DorisInsinuate]

Slaughter all the women!

[Gemby!]

ummm ... nice weather we are having ....*edges towards the exit*

[Rat Faced]

I'd tell her.

Has a mean left hook my mam, she'd whip your ass without my help.. :ph34r:

[kult]

Yes. but on the bridge of your nose rather than your chest!