Well, I'm gonna get circumcised tomorrow...

[Petri]

Wish me luck. :cry:

[Chewie]

:pinch:

[MagicNakor]

Aren't you a bit...old for that? :crazy:

:shuriken:

[Petri]

Bah, you're never too old to get a piece of your cawk sliced off! :P

[atiVidia]

...

[Guyver]

My circumcised Cawk Rawks!

[thewizeard]

Petri good to see you back m8...

Have you converted or something?

I do hope the man has a steady hand...

[Mr. Mulder]

ghey :no:

[Barbarossa]

You'll be fine. :no:

Tip. Whatever you do this evening, DO NOT drink alot of water. Trust me on this... :pinch:

[Busyman™]

Wish me luck. :cry:
Shouldn't you try to keep the 2 inches you have? :crazy:

[Skweeky]

:o

No more :wank:

:lol:

[adriand]

i knw how u feel my sausage meat was chopped a few yrs ago its painfulllllllllll very

[Busyman™]

:o

No more :wank:

:lol:
Yuh huuuh.

It's just with the thumb and forefinger or better yet, apair of good tweezers.:pinch:

[Barbarossa]

You just need to spit on your hand first, then you're good to go :wank:


I'd leave it a few weeks first though, until the soreness goes away :pinch:

[Skweeky]

I meant, no more :wank: until it stops being sore

[manker]

You just need to spit on your hand first, then you're good to go :wank:
Baz? :unsure:

[Biggles]

If it was supposed to come off there would be a dotted line around it.

:ermm:

[Skweeky]

Tear and share kinda thing, is it?

[Busyman™]

I'd have Fuckfest '06 the nights and days and nights before the operation......you never know if that day will be OOPS! day.

Operation Over Penis Slicage!

[100%]

May i ask, for what reason are you doing this?

[Wolfmight]

Bah, you're never too old to get a piece of your cawk sliced off! :P
:lookaroun Juz linne'd ma tub's edges wit cawk teh otha day.

[j2k4]

Bah, you're never too old to get a piece of your cawk sliced off! :P

That's the attitude, Petri!

Good luck, stiff upper li....oh, never mind. :rolleyes:

[Rat Faced]

ouch...

Good Luck mate :(

[maebach]

Wish me luck. :cry:
Shouldn't you try to keep the 2 inches you have? :crazy:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[vidcc]

Shouldn't you try to keep the 2 inches you have? :crazy:

Did you take measurements while you were "soaking (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1376940&postcount=16)" :unsure:

[Busyman™]

Shouldn't you try to keep the 2 inches you have? :crazy:

Did you take measurements while you were "soaking (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1376940&postcount=16)" :unsure:
...and how many older brothers do you have?:pinch:

[MediaSlayer]

May i ask, for what reason are you doing this?

this is just a guess, but i have heard it said that women who have been with both say circumsized is "better" , better in what way i don't know

[sArA]

May i ask, for what reason are you doing this?

this is just a guess, but i have heard it said that women who have been with both say circumsized is "better" , better in what way i don't know

Nope, disagree, less bits to play with :shifty:

[j2k4]

this is just a guess, but i have heard it said that women who have been with both say circumsized is "better" , better in what way i don't know

Nope, disagree, less bits to play with :shifty:

Like to play peekaboo, do you, Doc? :naughty:

[manker]

Nope, disagree, less bits to play with :shifty:

Like to play peekaboo, do you, Doc? :naughty:
This thread started out yucky enough - but now I'm getting an image of old people sex :sick:

[NikkiD]

May i ask, for what reason are you doing this?

this is just a guess, but i have heard it said that women who have been with both say circumsized is "better" , better in what way i don't know

I'd have to agree with that... although I'm not sure why it is exactly.

Good luck Petri.

[Busyman]

Like to play peekaboo, do you, Doc? :naughty:
This thread started out yucky enough - but now I'm getting an image of old people sex :sick:
Two slimy ones, looking like they had a vat of Crisco rubbed all over them (still can see white chunks), hair coming out of their ears, and a constant licking of their lips.:sick:

[Seedler]

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html

[Seedler]

* Circumcision lowers your son's chances of getting a urinary tract infection (UTI) in the first year of life.
* Although a rare condition, cancer of the penis is essentially eliminated in circumcised males.
* Research shows that males who are circumcised have a lower risk of getting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).
* Circumcision eliminates foreskin infections that occur throughout childhood.
* Circumcision prevents phimosis, a narrow opening that makes it impossible to retract the foreskin at a later age.
* Genital hygiene is easier after circumcision.
* Circumcision virtually eliminates the accumulation of smegma.

W00t W00t W00t!!!

As with all kinds of surgery, circumcision has some risks. Although uncommon, complications such as local infection and bleeding can occur as a result of the circumcision. On rare occasions, the foreskin may be cut too short or too long, or the circumcision may heal improperly.

:fear:

Some parents worry about their child feeling pain. Infants who are circumcised without pain medicine (anesthesia) will feel some pain.

No really?

[Petri]

Well, I had the operation this morning. It was for hygienic reasons, though I really had no such problem.

So, now my thingie looks funny.
And it bleeds.
Plus, I have to sit down every time I pee.

This fuckin' sucks. :(

I'll write again tomorrow, when they've let me out of the hospital.

[Busyman]

Well, I had the operation this morning. It was for hygienic reasons, though I really had no such problem.
Now see, no more dirty bits.


So, now my thingie looks funny.
And it bleeds.
Plus, I have to sit down every time I pee.

This fuckin' sucks. :(
Duhhh! :1eye: It's 'cause now you have a vagina.:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

[Barbarossa]

This fuckin' sucks. :(


wait until the anaesthetic wears off :pinch:




I'll write again tomorrow, when they've let me out of the hospital.

Remember what I told you about the water :fear:

The last thing you want tomorrow is a full-on morning glory... :shutup:

[Skiz]

The last thing you want tomorrow is a full-on morning glory... :shutup:


Steer clear of the Sexy Lady Thread for a bit too. :ermm:

[j2k4]

Like to play peekaboo, do you, Doc? :naughty:
This thread started out yucky enough - but now I'm getting an image of old people sex :sick:

You do have your quirks, don't you?

[sArA]

meh...once one is a parent, one is automatically 'old' therefore manker dear....pots and kettles

[j2k4]

meh...once one is a parent, one is automatically 'old' therefore manker dear....pots and kettles

I've meant to ask, sArA...you've never been so bereft of your normal sensibilities as to purchase anything on the order of, say, a chrome bin or any such, have you?

I haven't either. :whistling

[Buffalo]

I've had my foreskin removed :snooty:
it did hurt a bit, it's ok now.

[manker]

meh...once one is a parent, one is automatically 'old' therefore manker dear....pots and kettles

I've meant to ask, sArA...you've never been so bereft of your normal sensibilities as to purchase anything on the order of, say, a chrome bin or any such, have you?

I haven't either. :whistling
They hadn't been invented when you were trying to woo women.



Notice I used old fashioned language then ... 'woo' .. I'm just trying to be a better person,

[Biggles]

I've meant to ask, sArA...you've never been so bereft of your normal sensibilities as to purchase anything on the order of, say, a chrome bin or any such, have you?

I haven't either. :whistling
They hadn't been invented when you were trying to woo women.



Notice I used old fashioned language then ... 'woo' .. I'm just trying to be a better person,

woo?

wenching is surely a more appropriate term.


:ph34r: earl in my neck of the woods when I were a lad.

[manker]

They hadn't been invented when you were trying to woo women.



Notice I used old fashioned language then ... 'woo' .. I'm just trying to be a better person,

woo?

wenching is surely a more appropriate term.


:ph34r: earl in my neck of the woods when I were a lad.If you want to call SaRa a wench it's none of my concern - however, I'm much more interested in that last line.

Were you some kind of stalker :ermm:

[Biggles]

woo?

wenching is surely a more appropriate term.


:ph34r: earl in my neck of the woods when I were a lad.If you want to call SaRa a wench it's none of my concern - however, I'm much more interested in that last line.

Were you some kind of stalker :ermm:

My Dad had a deerstalker, does that count?

[manker]

If you want to call SaRa a wench it's none of my concern - however, I'm much more interested in that last line.

Were you some kind of stalker :ermm:

My Dad had a deerstalker, does that count?
I don't think so, it's only interweb talk after all.

How are we meant to know --- you seen j2 and his farcical 'Pele' photo, surely you wouldn't like to be tarred with the same brush.

[Biggles]

My Dad had a deerstalker, does that count?
I don't think so, it's only interweb talk after all.

How are we meant to know --- you seen j2 and his farcical 'Pele' photo, surely you wouldn't like to be tarred with the same brush.

I appear to have missed that treat. My curiousity is piqued pray tell about J2 and Pele.

[manker]

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

[Biggles]

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

Presumably this was "the" Republican elephant?

I have to say it sounds a tad unlikely although Pele does get about these days now he works for Pfizer :ph34r: what did the elephant actually look like?

[j2k4]

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

Huh.

Have you any photos of Edson?

An elephant? :snooty:

I have never wooed a woman in my life.

Then again, I've managed to avoid chrome bins as well...

[1337sk33t]

how goes the ...... penis......

[Petri]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?
Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not. :dry:

Hmm, unless...

Nikki, Skweeky? Wanna come visit me after a couple of weeks and play doctor? :naughty: You could check if it's healed properly.

[Skweeky]

What's the weather like in Finland?

Also... I'm kinda scared of all those dodgy bands you seem to be exporting atm :fear:

[Petri]

What's the weather like in Finland?
It's been pretty damn hot this summer, around 30°C, though occasionally it rains.


Also... I'm kinda scared of all those dodgy bands you seem to be exporting atm :fear:
Yeah, we send them abroad 'cos we don't wanna keep 'em. :P

EDIT: Except Lordi, they rock.

[thewizeard]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?
Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not. :dry:

Hmm, unless...

Nikki, Skweeky? Wanna come visit me after a couple of weeks and play doctor? :naughty: You could check if it's healed properly.

Maybe you are in luck :) http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=122385

[spenz]

haha good for you mate! ^_^

[Busyman™]

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not. :dry:
So it's swollen now and it's temporarily normal adult size.

[manker]

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?
Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".
So you were circumcised at 23 just in case you can't be arsed to wash your cawk properly sometime in the future.

That's even worse.

[j2k4]

Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".
So you were circumcised at 23 just in case you can't be arsed to wash your cawk properly sometime in the future.

That's even worse.

Your turn, Petri...:)

[j2k4]

Well, I'm gonna get circus-sized tomorrow...

:blink:

[Petri]

Your turn, Petri...:)
Nah, I don't think so.

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

[Proper Bo]

How about agreeing with one?:smilie4:

[manker]

Your turn, Petri...:)
Nah, I don't think so.

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
You've just undergone a surgical procedure to have skin sliced off your penis for no good reason, yet I'm the idiot.

Just think that thro' for a while, smegma boy.

[Petri]

How about I just ignore you?

[manker]

How about I just ignore you?
If you're going to do that, it's probably best not to address me.

Can you see how ignoring me just won't work otherwise.

[j2k4]

Both of you, go play in the traffic.

I'll drive...

[Petri]

Oh my, did manker post something? Too bad I ignored him. I guess I'll never know what it was he wanted to tell me. :cry:

[Busyman™]

Oh my, did manker post something? Too bad I ignored him. I guess I'll never know what it was he wanted to tell me. :cry:
:dry:

Use the ignore function or don't address him then.

[Skweeky]

Neither of you have been around long enough to understand Petri.
Obviousement :lol:

[Petri]

Pesky noobs. :lol:

Busyman, this is you -> :whoosh:

[Busyman™]

Pesky noobs. :lol:

Busyman, this is you -> :whoosh:
Aww man, you mean you really did see what mank said.

Fcuk I mssied taht. :crazy:

[Busyman™]

Neither of you have been around long enough to understand Petri.
Obviousement :lol:
True dat.

There's loike some deeper shit thats goin' on in his posts.