KitKat.

[manker]

Until I was around twenty five, everyone in my village called me 'KitKat'. Lots of people still do.

Why do you think this is?



A) There exists a phoatie of me, passed out asleep, with an eyebrow shaved off and four fingers of a KitKat sticking out of my mouth.

B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

C) After disappearing outside for a while with a local hawtie and being asked if I got into a her jeans, I replied; 'Just call me KitKat' - and it stuck.

D) When people walked past my office, I always appeared to be chatting to the girls rather than doing any work.

E) Was publically forced to tell the truth about the 'shit stains' down a friend's parents' caravan being melted chocolate from KitKat finger fun with a local slapper.





Edit: Fucking 100 character limit on poll options :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

I'm gonna go with C, because that sounds like you. :dry:

[manker]

You git! I am a paragon of virtue :kiss:

[Mr. Mulder]

B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

:01:

[DorisInsinuate]

I vote C) because manker's a hot jug of chocolate manliness.

[silicontoad]

I vote E - sounds more logical

[Busyman]

All of the above.

[Chip Monk]

None of the above.

[Guillaume]

B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.
A banker, stealing from children? No way.

[Buffalo]

A, :lol: KitKat, Nice one maker Dude! :D

[Busyman]

A, :lol: KitKat, Nice one maker Dude! :D
I take it you have a wireless keybord two.

[Barbarossa]

:lol:

[Biggles]

A, :lol: KitKat, Nice one maker Dude! :D
I take it you have a wireless keybord two.

Two is an integer :lol:

Is it International typo day?

[Busyman]

I take it you have a wireless keybord two.

Two is an integer :lol:

Is it International typo day?
Yes indead.

edit: How long befr maker gives us en anser anyways?

[Skweeky]

I tihnk it;s C, because you said it had nothing to do with the biscuits

[manker]

I tihnk it;s C, because you said it had nothing to do with the biscuits
When I said that, I meant that my post (about a nickname) had nothing to do with biscuits, so I was hijacking, like.

[100%]

I thaut it waz cuz of when yu waz in prizon like, and you waz da sweetest little biatch in da cell block, hmmmmm huuu you waz our lill kitykat

[manker]

Hoi! Being inside changes a man, I'll have none of that :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

makes you think.

[Seedler]

E is leading:lol:

[Guillaume]

So, what was the reason then? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

:dabs:

[maebach]

Wheres teh STFU manker option?

[manker]

So, what was the reason then? :unsure:
In the interest of validity of results, I will only reveal the (not really very) shocking truth when the poll closes :smilie4:


This poll will close on 07-27-2006 at 12:05 PM

[NikkiD]

And what if we can't wait that long to find out? The suspense is killing me.

[manker]

Sarcasm will get you nowhere :snooty:

[Chip Monk]

I just think it's that Kitkat is Welsh for big fudd.

[manker]

Is 'fudd' Scotch for 'penis'?

[Chip Monk]

Is 'fudd' Scotch for 'penis'?
No, no it isn't.

Ya fudd.

[manker]

I just highlighted the word 'fudd', right clicked and selected 'open url in new tab' (need a plug-in to do that :smilie4:), it normally googles the word and displays the first link.

In this case, I got this (http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/) :blink:

[Proper Bo]

wucky you

[manker]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9587/manker40270ed.jpg

I was so close.

[NikkiD]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9587/manker40270ed.jpg

I was so close.

:pinch:

Nope. Not gonna say it. My head might explode, but I'm not gonna say it.

[Busyman]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9587/manker40270ed.jpg

I was so close.

:pinch:

Nope. Not gonna say it. My head might explode, but I'm not gonna say it.
Take a chance and go for it, you're on the internet.:ermm: