My pisexy to anyone that can name a good joke

[Rjones]

Think you're funny?
I don't use my pisexy account so if you can tell me a joke that makes me laugh I'll give you the account
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/el-sphinx/pisexy-1.jpg

[citizenblue]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[loggerind]

haha, I like that one citizenblue. I say you win!

[Dr. Lecter]

(First - I hope not 2 hurt any1, I'm not a racist)
What can stop/prevent a group a black guys raping a white girl ?
Answer:
A basketball :-)

Edit - Just having fun, I also don't need the account.

[zak2210]

(First - I hope not 2 hurt any1, I'm not a racist)
What can stop/prevent a group a black guys raping a white girl ?
Answer:
A basketball :-)Same thing but I don't want the pisexy account..just want a laugh

What do you call a nigger having sex?


Rape

[Rjones]

ha, citizenblue wins, pm me for details