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1337sk33t
07-15-2006, 04:12 AM
What do you guys do for a living, apart from... living xD :ph34r:

1337sk33t
07-15-2006, 04:13 AM
wonder what the guys aged 20+ who posted in the "Manual Mathematics" thread do..... =/ *curious*

kult
07-15-2006, 04:24 AM
Proffessional layabout, potsmoker, fileD/L!

thewizeard
07-15-2006, 06:35 AM
..erm I beat my heart and think..

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2006, 07:33 AM
I'm a department head for a major retail outlet :sneaky:

Skweeky
07-15-2006, 08:25 AM
wonder what the guys aged 20+ who posted in the "Manual Mathematics" thread do..... =/ *curious*

That guy is a girl:dry:

And she works for a credit card company. Having to calculate stuff all day long:cool2:

spenz
07-15-2006, 09:04 AM
I agree

Dark Steno
07-15-2006, 09:05 AM
I don't have any occupation.

Cheese
07-15-2006, 09:12 AM
Student/travel mogul.

100%
07-15-2006, 09:13 AM
so you aint occupied?

Dark Steno
07-15-2006, 09:20 AM
I think so.

100%
07-15-2006, 09:21 AM
so you are a public toilet?

MagicNakor
07-15-2006, 10:44 AM
I'm an auditor.

:shuriken:

CELEBS
07-15-2006, 10:45 AM
international whoor

manker
07-15-2006, 11:09 AM
Professional ski-boxer.

Proper Bo
07-15-2006, 11:30 AM
Pigeon Fancier

1337sk33t
07-15-2006, 12:09 PM
ok so basically, of all that have posted.... only mr mulder has a job lol

Proper Bo
07-15-2006, 12:46 PM
yes, mouldy wasn't lying or anyfink:sly:

100%
07-15-2006, 01:00 PM
ok so basically, of all that have posted.... only mr mulder has a job lol

yep, he works hard for us.

Buffalo
07-15-2006, 01:13 PM
Not working as such at the mo, I have been made redundant twice and being paid off with large sums of money and I retired 10 years ago :lol:
But I’m not rich :no:
I get a small pension and at my age I am quite lucky I guess.
Still that doesn’t make life any easier, the bills still come in.

DorisInsinuate
07-15-2006, 01:32 PM
I agree
soenz > 1337sk33t

Sextent
07-15-2006, 03:16 PM
I'm an auditor.

:shuriken:
Not another fucking accountant.

I thought you were OK too.

Dark Steno
07-15-2006, 03:18 PM
so you are a public toilet?
Well... depends. Certain place like in Malaysia, although it's called public toilet, you have to pay on using it.

manker
07-15-2006, 03:21 PM
I'm an auditor.

:shuriken:
Not another fucking accountant.
Don't you blaspheme at me.

Sextent
07-15-2006, 03:23 PM
Not another fucking accountant.
Don't you blaspheme at me.
In the name of the manker, and of the The and of the holey cheese.

Yeah, that works for me.

Gemby!
07-15-2006, 03:23 PM
Not working as such at the mo, I have been made redundant twice and being paid off with large sums of money and I retired 10 years ago :lol:
But I’m not rich :no:
I get a small pension and at my age I am quite lucky I guess.
Still that doesn’t make life any easier, the bills still come in.
thats so similar to me... I get £30 EMA a week cos i used to work hard in teh college. now i live a life of limited luxury and child benefit :)

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2006, 03:30 PM
Not working as such at the mo, I have been made redundant twice and being paid off with large sums of money and I retired 10 years ago :lol:
But I’m not rich :no:
I get a small pension and at my age I am quite lucky I guess.
Still that doesn’t make life any easier, the bills still come in.
thats so similar to me... I get £30 EMA a week cos i used to work hard in teh college. now i live a life of limited luxury and child benefit :)
having kids @ your age, chav hoe :no:

Gemby!
07-15-2006, 03:35 PM
i dont have kids !!! i am the kid who gets the money. i still have to pay adult fare on bus though...your the chav hoe. yes you are.

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2006, 03:42 PM
:(

Gemby!
07-15-2006, 03:55 PM
chav hoes aint all that bad.....

plus you can be a good chav :D the ones that don't mug and steal from old ladies :)

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2006, 04:18 PM
if you can't have fun then whats the point in being a chav :snooty:

Gemby!
07-15-2006, 04:25 PM
that comment just proves your chav hoe ways ....

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2006, 04:33 PM
:innit:

Biggles
07-16-2006, 01:32 AM
Government Accountant

:ph34r:

Skweeky
07-16-2006, 01:35 AM
I never would have thought Biggles

All these years I thought you were a pilot :p

Biggles
07-16-2006, 01:40 AM
I never would have thought Biggles

All these years I thought you were a pilot :p

:lol:

I was a chilhood fan.

I was actually working for the Navy :ph34r: before reorganisation invented the purple helmet.

(If you mix dark blue, light blue and khaki you get purple according to our superiors although those of us who have tried it with the kids paint box got a crappy brown colour)

Skweeky
07-16-2006, 01:42 AM
An accountant working for the Navy...

Beat the enemy by numbers kinda thing?

Do you get to make lists all day long?

I wish I could find a job that lets me make lists all the time. I'd be the happiest person in the world

Biggles
07-16-2006, 01:46 AM
An accountant working for the Navy...

Beat the enemy by numbers kinda thing?

Do you get to make lists all day long?

I wish I could find a job that lets me make lists all the time. I'd be the happiest person in the world

We spend a pound or two every now and then and we do try to make a stab at justifying it :lookaroun

The Department loves lists and procedures - in fact I used to work for a guy that wanted me to make a timetable for keeping lists of the lists - we had a minor disagreement that involved me questioning his sanity.

Skweeky
07-16-2006, 01:48 AM
Wow... :drooling:

Do they still want someone to that?

Fascinating...

Biggles
07-16-2006, 01:55 AM
Wow... :drooling:

Do they still want someone to that?

Fascinating...

Some of the old school would have probably shed a tear of joy to hear such enthusiasm for lists :ermm: I fear I was a major disappointment in that area.

Skweeky
07-16-2006, 01:58 AM
What happened to them old school chaps?

What did you do to them Biggles? :o

Biggles
07-16-2006, 02:00 AM
What happened to them old school chaps?

What did you do to them Biggles? :o


Depressed them I fancy.

Skweeky
07-16-2006, 02:05 AM
:lol:

manker
07-16-2006, 08:42 AM
I was a chilhood fan.Fo' shizzle, yo.

Skiz
07-16-2006, 08:54 AM
UPS Finance Supervisor.

100%
07-16-2006, 08:59 AM
UPS Finance Supervisor.
Universal Porn Studio's ?:O
must involve alot of tax dodging

JPaul
07-16-2006, 09:14 AM
How bizarre, a Navy which likes lists.

I've heard everything now.

Really, absolutely everything.

Skiz
07-16-2006, 09:52 AM
UPS Finance Supervisor.
Universal Porn Studio's ?:O
must involve alot of tax dodging



:naughty:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 02:46 PM
I drive big buses n tell people what to do. :happy:

ypl
07-16-2006, 03:46 PM
college student- junior year

Mr. Mulder
07-16-2006, 05:30 PM
tEH LAST DHEY OF WURK TOMORROW FOR TWO WEEKS FTW!111111

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Mr. Mulder
07-16-2006, 05:36 PM
pheyd holidheys >*

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 05:37 PM
pheyd not working > working:schnauz:

Mr. Mulder
07-16-2006, 05:47 PM
:pinch:

JPaul
07-16-2006, 06:00 PM
pheyd not working > working:schnauz:
Leech

Busyman™
07-16-2006, 06:05 PM
Telephone technician

JPaul
07-16-2006, 06:08 PM
Telephonist
Fixed

j2k4
07-16-2006, 06:48 PM
Telephonist
Fixed

Careful.

He drives a black luxury car, you know.

He has throwing stars and guns, too.

Don't make him use them...:ph34r:

JPaul
07-16-2006, 06:54 PM
Fixed

Careful.

He drives a black luxury car, you know.

He has throwing stars and guns, too.

Don't make him use them...:ph34r:
Nah, that's all just part of the fantasy as well. The interweb persona as it were.

I'd be surprised if, coming across a goose, he would say boo to it.

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 06:58 PM
I've never said boo to anything whilst coming across it:unsure:

JPaul
07-16-2006, 07:02 PM
I've never said boo to anything whilst coming across it:unsure:
Bestial Bo.

j2k4
07-16-2006, 08:25 PM
Careful.

He drives a black luxury car, you know.

He has throwing stars and guns, too.

Don't make him use them...:ph34r:
Nah, that's all just part of the fantasy as well. The interweb persona as it were.

I'd be surprised if, coming across a goose, he would say boo to it.

On the contrary, that he might just do...

JPaul
07-16-2006, 08:33 PM
Nah, that's all just part of the fantasy as well. The interweb persona as it were.

I'd be surprised if, coming across a goose, he would say boo to it.

On the contrary, that he might just do...
:lol: Indeed.

Busyman™
07-16-2006, 08:43 PM
On the contrary, that he might just do...
I love these convos.

They're just so funny.

j2k4
07-16-2006, 10:01 PM
On the contrary, that he might just do...
I love these convos.

They're just so funny.

Ah, what's that-a Busycomelately?

Busyman™
07-16-2006, 11:17 PM
I love these convos.

They're just so funny.

Ah, what's that-a Busycomelately?
There you go again! :glag:

tesco
07-16-2006, 11:54 PM
Nothing right now but I'm starting an electrician apprenticeship as soon as I find somewhere to work.

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 11:57 PM
Nothing right now but I'm starting an electrician apprenticeship as soon as I find somewhere to work.

Same here, I'll also have a job once I get one.

Skweeky
07-17-2006, 12:10 AM
I have to go back to work on Tuesday but I don't think I'm up for it. Will ask doc for another sick line for a week and then go back part-time for a week. Got two weeks holidays right after that...

j2k4
07-17-2006, 12:59 AM
Ah, what's that-a Busycomelately?
There you go again! :glag:

Yes, I did.

Timing is everything...;)

j2k4
07-17-2006, 01:02 AM
I have to go back to work on Tuesday but I don't think I'm up for it. Will ask doc for another sick line for a week and then go back part-time for a week. Got two weeks holidays right after that...

Don't overdo it now, Sonja.

Make that plan and stick to it.

Next time, ride the horse until he crashes, then have your holiday. :P

Skweeky
07-17-2006, 09:08 AM
What horse? What you on about now? o_O

Skweeky <--- Not very good with expressions, remember :lol:

Barbarossa
07-17-2006, 09:35 AM
I'm a secret agent. :lookaroun


Edit: But don't tell anyone cos it's a secret :pinch:

Buffalo
07-17-2006, 10:27 AM
@ Skweeky, Don’t do what I did, I went back to my job when I was still fecked in the head, 6 weeks later I had a mental breakdown, well bad.
You should get hold of your employer’s welfare dept, and see your doctor.
at the end of the day if you feel anxious about it then it's not time.
I'm not Dr Bob, I've been in this situation.

edit:
http://www.bullyonline.org/action/policy.htm

and if you are not in a union Sonja, join it now and seek advice from them as well

1337sk33t
07-17-2006, 10:51 AM
I agree
soenz > 1337sk33t


:O *SHOCKED* WHAT?!!?! lol

j2k4
07-17-2006, 11:48 PM
What horse? What you on about now? o_O

Skweeky <--- Not very good with expressions, remember :lol:

Why, the horse that is so often difficult to ride, what goes by the name of life. :)

Skweeky
07-18-2006, 10:15 AM
Aha, gotcha

Anyway, not going back today. Will go back on Monday after talking things through with qualified person :lol:

amy_
07-18-2006, 11:16 AM
currently studying medicine :)

DorisInsinuate
07-18-2006, 11:21 AM
I'm tempted to take up posting in the $20 (0.1199 pennies) thread professionally.

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 11:38 AM
If you could get paid for surfing the web, then I think I'd do that :happy:

CrabGirl
07-18-2006, 02:04 PM
Wine seller and occasional taster.

Conneh
07-18-2006, 06:43 PM
I'm a department head for a major retail outlet :sneaky:

wallmart kiddies cloths

Mr. Mulder
07-18-2006, 06:48 PM
I'm a department head for a major retail outlet :sneaky:

wallmart kiddies cloths

wtf's a kiddies cloth :dabs: