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Sextent
07-15-2006, 03:11 PM
I just did a shift, on a Saturday.

I feel quite dirty now.
manker
07-15-2006, 03:16 PM
Who made up the fourballs?
Sextent
07-15-2006, 03:20 PM
Who made up the fourballs?
:no2:

Golf is the work of satan. Fact.

As Oscar Wilde once observed

"Golf is shite, Fact".

Or it may have been George Bertram Shaw.

"George Bertram Shaw is shite, Fact."

Did you see the way I just ran with that. Adlib on the interweb ftw.
DorisInsinuate
07-15-2006, 03:24 PM
Very off-the-cuff. I wish I could riff like that.
manker
07-15-2006, 03:27 PM
Adlib on the interweb ftwHe was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.


*poof*, I'm off to the pool.
Sextent
07-15-2006, 03:32 PM
Adlib on the interweb ftwHe was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.


*poof*, I'm off to the pool.
*cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).
manker
07-15-2006, 03:34 PM
He was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.


*poof*, I'm off to the pool.
*cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).
*arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.
Sextent
07-15-2006, 03:36 PM
*cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).
*arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.
*fudd*, I was actually going to steal download some apple.
manker
07-15-2006, 03:42 PM
*arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.
*fudd*, I was actually going to steal download some apple.
*chav* would it not be more economical to buy a twatload so you don't have to keep going back and forth t'shops.
j2k4
07-15-2006, 03:45 PM
I just wore a shift, on a Saturday.

I feel quite dirty now.

I don't wonder why...
JPaul
07-15-2006, 06:24 PM
*fudd*, I was actually going to steal download some apple.
*chav* would it not be more economical to buy a twatload so you don't have to keep going back and forth t'shops.
*cawk* who said I didn't buy a sackload at a time.
Biggles
07-16-2006, 02:00 AM
I just wore a shift, on a Saturday.

I feel quite dirty now.

I don't wonder why...

Agreed, it is best not to ask - although I am sure there is an ointment or tincture that might well be applied to alleviate the suffering.
j2k4
07-16-2006, 01:19 PM
I don't wonder why...

Agreed, it is best not to ask - although I am sure there is an ointment or tincture that might well be applied to alleviate the suffering.

Ointment by the bucket, maybe...this "shift" malady is quite involved, I hear.