Ouch!

[Skweeky]

Today we went to some beach in a wee place called Aberdour.

Probably the first time I've ever actually gone to a beach in Scotland with the intention of swimming ( silly me)

So in all my enthousiasm, I thought it would be a great idea to take a dip into the water, just off the rocks (and this was before I got drunk)

Jumped in and realised the water was about 5 degrees, so tried to jump out again

Only to tear open my left leg on the bloody mini shells stuck to the ff-in rocks :angry:

I smell of TCP and my favourite white trousers are covered in bloody. I've got papercut size cuts all over my hands and it hurts like fuck when I start sweating :cry:

Boohooo, I feel so sorry for myself

[Mr. Mulder]

that'll teach you for going outside :no:

[Proper Bo]

Why the fook were you going in the sea with your trousers on?:unsure:

[Virtualbody1234]

:O Ouch. It sounds like a dangerous place.

[Skweeky]

I didn't go in the sea with my trousers on, I had them one of the rocks and had to pick them up with my hands covered in blood.

From now on I'm staying right here with yous lot. It's safer



























Physically anyway.

[Proper Bo]

Could you not find any water to rinse the blood off your hands?:unsure:

[Skweeky]

Would you like to stick open wounds in salt water?

[Proper Bo]

I've done it numerous times:snooty:

[Skweeky]

You're a big tough guy though

[Proper Bo]

true:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

my "ouch" > your "ouch"

:lookaroun

[Proper Bo]

your ouch?:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

similar threads. :unsure:

[Busyman™]

I didn't go in the sea with my trousers on, I had them one of the rocks and had to pick them up with my hands covered in blood.

From now on I'm staying right here with yous lot. It's safer



























Physically anyway.
Nah don't fuck around on the forum. It's not as fun.

...and damn when is there summer weather where you are?

5 degrees? Don't test the water first anyway? Stick a toe in, ffs.

[callum]

5 degrees? Don't test the water first anyway? Stick a toe in, ffs.

Or she could just stick to waterparks, that's what i'd do .

[Biggles]

I recall taking the ex Mrs Biggles up the Orkneys to see the land of my childhood (and me folks who were still there at the time). The beaches are beautiful, long, empty, clean white sand. The sun was shining and she ran in for a paddle before I could say anything. It is first time and only time I have seen someone atttempt to walk (well run actually) on water. It was a tad more bracing than she anticipated. :lol:

PS Bad luck Sweeky, those barnacle type shells are sharp little blighters and best avoided.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, I might go back there though

Lovely wee place, and pretty good place to swim if it would be really hot.

maybe when the climate changes, or the sun moves a bit closer to the earth :lol:

[Biggles]

Yeah, I might go back there though

Lovely wee place, and pretty good place to swim if it would be really hot.

maybe when the climate changes, or the sun moves a bit closer to the earth :lol:

Also it is not so bad once you get used to it. I learned to swim in sea up in the Orkneys - you just have to scream a lot for the first couple of minutes - then your body goes numb (and a bit blue) :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

Sweeky, those barnacle type shells are sharp little blighters and best avoided.

I have a quality scar on the palm of my hand from one:01:

[Biggles]

Sweeky, those barnacle type shells are sharp little blighters and best avoided.

I have a quality scar on the palm of my hand from one:01:

They were also a key factor in a quality keel hauling. :ph34r:

[Skweeky]

Do they still do that?

And that thing you pass under the boat when you pass the equator? Do they still do that too?

[Proper Bo]

:whoosh:

[Biggles]

Do they still do that?

And that thing you pass under the boat when you pass the equator? Do they still do that too?

The Neptune thing is still hot to trot but keel hauling is considered a bit strict by modern standards.

[Skweeky]

What happens these days if there's a mutiny for some reason?
You should know, having worked for the Navy and that :lol:

[Biggles]

What happens these days if there's a mutiny for some reason?
You should know, having worked for the Navy and that :lol:


They would stll take a dim view of it but I think it would just be jail followed by a dis-honourable discharge.

I believe they never actually revoked the flogging rules but they don't do that anymore either (well only for fun by all accounts :naughty: ) I am sure I read somewhere that hanging is still on the statutes for eating one of the Queen's swans.

[Skweeky]

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England :lol:

[Biggles]

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England :lol:

It was generally considered the only night they would be sober enough to have a crack at it. :shifty:

[Skweeky]

And any sturdy Scotsman could withstand one of them gay English arrows anyway :lol:

[thewizeard]

Ouch!


From now on I'm staying right here with yous lot. It's safer

It's not, you know :no2:

No one goes swimming in the seas above the Scottish border, thats why we allowed Hadrian to build his wall ...the seas at those latitudes are just too b***** cold..

[JPaul]

I recall taking the ex Mrs Biggles up the Orkney
Congratulations auld fella, I knew you had it in you. Or her, as the case may be.

[CELEBS]

I recall taking the ex Mrs Biggles up the Orkneys


oohh err les [/graham norton]

[CELEBS]

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England :lol:

it's actually a scottish law hen. in berwick at the stroke of midnight any scotsman is allowed to shoot an englishman who is crossing the border.

[Busyman™]

5 degrees? Don't test the water first anyway? Stick a toe in, ffs.

Or she could just stick to waterparks, that's what i'd do .
:happy:

I

Love

Water

Parks

:snooty:

[CableMan391]

Yea I know how that feels. I live next to a beach. You don't just jump right into the water, you have to check the temperature with your hands or feet.

[CELEBS]

or cawk

[Skweeky]

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England :lol:

it's actually a scottish law hen. in berwick at the stroke of midnight any scotsman is allowed to shoot an englishman who is crossing the border.

I was drunk and stoned. You can't get me on a technicality like that :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Yea I know how that feels. I live next to a beach. You don't just jump right into the water, you have to check the temperature with your hands or feet.

bawlcawks, dive in head first like a man:snooty:

[Skweeky]

I agrees