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Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 12:20 PM
...without doing much work.

Ideas please. :lookaroun

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 12:21 PM
P.S. Robert0000000000000000000 need not apply :pinch:

NikkiD
07-18-2006, 12:23 PM
...without doing much work.

Ideas please. :lookaroun

You could participate in pharmaceutical testing. I hear they pay well and the side effects are almost always manageable.

manker
07-18-2006, 12:25 PM
...without doing much work.

Ideas please. :lookaroun
Do what JP did and marry someone from the Scotch aristocracy.

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 12:29 PM
...without doing much work.

Ideas please. :lookaroun
Do what JP did and marry someone from the Scotch aristocracy.

That reminded me of Red Dwarf when Lister marries the Gelf. :pinch:

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4567/trade2dy7.jpg

manker
07-18-2006, 12:31 PM
Do what JP did and marry someone from the Scotch aristocracy.

That reminded me of Red Dwarf when Lister marries the Gelf. :pinch:

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4567/trade2dy7.jpg
Apparently, Mrs. JP is rather attactive.

Bit out of order you saying that, Barbie :(

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 12:36 PM
meh. Gelfs find other gelfs attractive too, what can I say :idunno:

manker
07-18-2006, 12:41 PM
meh. Gelfs find other gelfs attractive too, what can I say :idunno:
No need to get snooty, just because your own missus is Welsh and therefore quite obviously a complete stunnah :snooty:

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 12:47 PM
Indeed. I married into the Welsh aristocracy. :smilie4:

Unfortunately nobody told me until afterwards that they don't even have two beans to rub together :frusty:

manker
07-18-2006, 01:02 PM
Two beans rubbing together makes me think of lesbians, you cad.

Buffalo
07-18-2006, 01:09 PM
Bazonkas Topless Hairdressers.
The cost of a franchise is £28,000 + VAT.
Lease option up to a value of £15,000, spread over 2,3,4 or 5 years
No commission taken just a fixed monthly fee :D

Customers will be able to choose a girl to give them a £25 haircut or a massage in a private booth :naughty:

It's A Steal

Wolfmight
07-18-2006, 01:15 PM
Sell any junk in your home on ebay. Will probably make you a few hundred for now.

Start a website to beg for money later...but give everyone a reason and good information to read as well. Should make another hundred after awhile.

Walk around small band concerts in resturants that a very crowded with a "Donation" bucket. Walk out will all the moneyz! (Just say I'ma go get something outta the truck. Don't use the same place twice!) I say "very crowded", because you don't want any band members catching you with that fake donation bucket! Even if there's one up on stage...people will probably still believe you around the back sections.

Jam tissues up the coin return in a phonemachine somewhere (without anyone or any cameras looking!) then check back the next day and...if the collector had not come (probably only comes near the end of the week)...then you should have a good $30-50 bucks in coins! Hahaha. Bring a backpack to put em in.

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 01:31 PM
Jam tissues up the coin return in a phonemachine somewhere (without anyone or any cameras looking!) then check back the next day and...if the collector had not come (probably only comes near the end of the week)...then you should have a good $30-50 bucks in coins! Hahaha. Bring a backpack to put em in.

:lol: I really admire your attention to detail ;)

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 01:33 PM
Bazonkas Topless Hairdressers.
The cost of a franchise is £28,000 + VAT.
Lease option up to a value of £15,000, spread over 2,3,4 or 5 years
No commission taken just a fixed monthly fee :D

Customers will be able to choose a girl to give them a £25 haircut or a massage in a private booth :naughty:

It's A Steal

This sounds more like "How can Baz make alot of money without doing much work" :dry:

Barbarossa
07-18-2006, 01:34 PM
Two beans rubbing together makes me think of lesbians, you cad.

:naughty:

It's much too hawt to think of lesbians atm, though. :(

manker
07-18-2006, 02:40 PM
Take that back!

It's never too hawt to think about lesbians :snooty:

GepperRankins
07-18-2006, 02:45 PM
if you can convince lesbians to fight for you, then put the video on metacafe, you'll be rhitch

Buffalo
07-18-2006, 04:12 PM
A sponsored skydive and keep the money, should make around £2,500

b100
07-18-2006, 05:31 PM
Start a website and sell 1 million pixels of internet ad space for $1 per pixel...

Skweeky
07-18-2006, 05:54 PM
Bazonkas Topless Hairdressers.
The cost of a franchise is £28,000 + VAT.
Lease option up to a value of £15,000, spread over 2,3,4 or 5 years
No commission taken just a fixed monthly fee :D

Customers will be able to choose a girl to give them a £25 haircut or a massage in a private booth :naughty:

It's A Steal

When ARE we starting that?

I've been sitting with my boobs out for two weeks now and still no customers:angry:

Your bloody marketing isn't working

Busyman™
07-19-2006, 02:11 AM
...without doing much work.

Ideas please. :lookaroun
Play the stock market.

-end advice

GepperRankins
07-19-2006, 02:22 AM
you should totally make a website with nothing on it then get a cafe press shop

Barbarossa
07-19-2006, 02:18 PM
what? :blink:

peat moss
07-19-2006, 11:22 PM
Three words of advice : Buy a lottery ticket .




Make that 4 words .