Smack my pinky with a wooden spoon

[Skweeky]

...:lol: :lol:

I don't have a clue what it means but that's what j2 just suggested I'd do to keep my mind of other things

I'm going to start saying that instead of 'fuck off'

[j2k4]

...:lol: :lol:

I don't have a clue what it means but that's what j2 just suggested I'd do to keep my mind of other things

I'm going to start saying that instead of 'fuck off'

Yes, I've heard it's much more....edifying than, say, a rubber band around the wrist.

Of course, here in the U.S., "pinky" is but a reference for the most minor digit on either hand...:)

[Skweeky]

:lol:

It is here too, but I didn't even click on to that until you mentioned it :lol:

[CELEBS]

in bratland its called the "most minor digit on either hand"

[j2k4]

in bratland...

Germany? :huh:

[CELEBS]

sorry i meant bartland as in springfield.

[Skweeky]

in bratland...

Germany? :huh:

That just made me laugh so hard I sprayed cookies and milk all over my sleeping boyfriend (better than on the screen, non? )

[j2k4]

sorry i meant bartland as in springfield.

Ah, that would be south of Green Bay, if I recall...

[j2k4]

Germany? :huh:

That just made me laugh so hard I sprayed cookies and milk all over my sleeping boyfriend (better than on the screen, non? )

Were you distracted at all, even momentarily?

[CELEBS]

at capitol hill. see you there twelve noon sharp.

[Lilmiss]

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

[Skweeky]

Very much so

[j2k4]

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to a and e with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

[j2k4]

Very much so

Good.

It's a start, after all. :)

[Skweeky]

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

True story:

My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in:pinch:
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty:sick:

[Lilmiss]

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.


Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss. :fist:

Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.

[j2k4]

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

True story:

My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in:pinch:
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty:sick:

Must have seemed a bit far-fetched, even then.

My cousin was a navy medic stationed in Italy until recently; he told me a story once about tending a fellow in the E.R. during midnight shift who'd had a light-bulb shoved (carefully, one would assume) up his ass.

He prescribed dilation. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

:lol:

I also know someone who used a frozen sausage to cool herself down, and it froze onto her. I know some sick people really. :unsure:

[j2k4]

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.


Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss. :fist:

Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.

Yeah, I know that guy.

[Lilmiss]

:pinch:

[Skweeky]

My neighbour ( a guy) accused my cats earlier of have given him chlamydia on his leg :lol:

edit: there's something not right about that sentence. can someone correct it please?

[Proper Bo]

I was abused by a charvdog:no:

[Lilmiss]

you loved it as much as she did.

[Proper Bo]

aww, third person, bless you:rolleyes:


edit: yes, i did just call you a charvdog:tease:

[Lilmiss]

bless, simple things. :rollseyes:

[manker]

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.
missie got a spoon stuck up her. Fact.

[manker]

Sorry :pinch:

[CELEBS]

ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.

[Barbarossa]

smirnoff?

[manker]

ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.
MMS it to me :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

Sorry :pinch:

:lol:

[DanB]

ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.
MMS it to me :naughty:

& me :shifty:

[Skweeky]

I've got an empty vodka bottle... do you think I should...........?

[DanB]

I've got an empty vodka bottle... do you think I should...........?

i reckon :naughty:


still got my phone number? :shifty:

[Skweeky]

Ouch, I just woke up again.
This is why it's a bad idea to get drunk too early on in the day; I've got a hangover now

[Barbarossa]

Ouch

:ermm: