Nipple Rash remedy

[Buffalo]

I have acquired a bad case of Nipple rash. :sore:
It's caused by a combo of sea water and Chafing from my T-shirt.

An old Norfolk remedy.

4oz of flour "self raising is best" and some milk, mix to a paste.
apply to the nipple area and allow it to dry fully, it goes rock solid and it stops any further Rash.
you can add Food Dye to the paste so you look Cool when on the beach.
fluorescent green :01:

It sure does work :flowers:

[Guillaume]

This has been posted about ten minutes ago and not one person made a joke about looking like a complete tit?
You guys are declining :no:

[DanB]

Just stick vaseline on it, i'm sure you have plenty ;)

[Dark Steno]

O
M
G
!

[Buffalo]

@ Guillaume, So it's ok to put Nose sunblock on in fancy colours, result, looking like a twat.
but not on Nipples :rolleyes: have you ever had Nipple Rash

@ Dan, vaseline in this sunlight! it will cook my Nipples :lol:

[Chewie]

Why not cut nipple-holes in your T-shirts? You'd look less of a twat. A little.

[MagicNakor]

WTF is nipple-rash? Just stop wearing the chainmail outside.

http://www.anniescostumes.com/8761.jpg

:shuriken:

[Yoga]

A&D ointment, good for diaper rash too

[Buffalo]

Senior citizen rubber panties :no:

:lol:

[peat moss]

Nivea creame works like a charm ,or a simple band aid over the said nippler works well too .

[Dark Steno]

Nivea whitening lotion can do the job? :unsure:

[sArA]

Try..

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/images11.jpg

or


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/images132.jpg

:pinch:

[Barbarossa]

WTF is nipple-rash? Just stop wearing the chainmail outside.

http://www.anniescostumes.com/8761.jpg

:shuriken:

I have so many questions I want to ask, but I don't dare :pinch:

[Dark Steno]

Try..

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/images11.jpg

or


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/images132.jpg

:pinch:
:ph34r: Mein Gott...

[frazer]

mum (sara) like your sig

[Barbarossa]

mum (sara) like your sig

What? :blink:

[manker]

mum (sara) like your sig
Get out of it, I've been reading your posts.

You're too illiterate to be Sara's offspring.

[sArA]

But more literate than many twice his age....however....must remind him to check grammar and spelling or he might be mankerised. :lol:

[manker]

But more literate than many twice his age....however....must remind him to check grammar and spelling or he might be mankerised. :lol:
lolz, agreed.

On both counts :smilie4:

[Dark Steno]

But more literate than many twice his age....however....must remind him to check grammar and spelling or he might be mankerised. :lol:
lolz, agreed.

On both counts :smilie4:
Show me how you mankerized. :mellow:

[manker]

lolz, agreed.

On both counts :smilie4:
Show me how you mankerise. :mellow:
I'm from the UK :dabs:

[Dark Steno]

Show me how you mankerise. :mellow:
I'm from the UK :dabs:
:cry: Thanks to you British. We severely fucked up here. Of course there is an organization (whoops 'z' :P) that something like english grammarians or something like that. But we use both US and UK English(es). Sometimes you can see a person speaking like a British but by looking at his/her writings or compositions, it's in US English and vice versa.

Heck, I am more to US English as Hollywood teaches me.

[Dark Steno]

Oh btw we spell a 'Z' as zed not zee.

[manker]

I'm from the UK :dabs:
:cry: Thanks to you British. We severely fucked up here. Of course there is an organization (whoops 'z' :P) that something like english grammarians or something like that. But we use both US and UK English(es). Sometimes you can see a person speaking like a British but by looking at his/her writings or compositions, it's in US English and vice versa.

Heck, I am more to US English as Hollywood teaches me.
Stick with me, Masky, I'll see you right ;)

We couldn't possibly have you writing like some kind of teenage j2k4.

[Dark Steno]

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