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geegees
07-22-2006, 09:07 PM
Pretty simple. Post a pick up line.

Hey babe, the word of the day is legs. So how about we go back to my place and spread the word?

Guyver
07-22-2006, 09:10 PM
"Hey BITCH, wanna fuck?"

works everytime.

Skweeky
07-22-2006, 09:27 PM
I quite like you, I'd do you

Never been a better one (if you're a girl)

Buffalo
07-22-2006, 09:42 PM
Car 42, Car 42, proceed to 42 Albert Square to pick up package........... over!

CELEBS
07-22-2006, 11:30 PM
oh so you're {insert nationality}, do you have any scottish in you? no? that's a shame, would you like some?

Proper Bo
07-23-2006, 01:41 AM
lol, it'd be flaccid from all the heroin and whisky

Rat Faced
07-23-2006, 01:47 AM
http://www.hrclean.org/images/litter%20finalposter600.jpg

Lilmiss
07-23-2006, 02:39 AM
oi darlin, i'm a wanker


/me cackles to self

Skiz
07-23-2006, 07:38 AM
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. :cool2:

wEeZeR's_AiR
07-24-2006, 02:10 AM
Do you know what would look good on you?...Me.