ricky
05-04-2003, 02:19 PM
:lol: You Can Wind Up Your Mates With Any Of The Following Pranks & You Can Also Listen To The Call At The Same Time. :lol: Service currently only available in the UK
Mobile Joke Service: 0905 235 2862*
Landline Joke Service : 0905 235 7032*
1. The Sexual Disease Clinic
How would you feel if you were rung up by the National STD Control Unit and had been named by an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having contracted Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment.....
2. Page Three Stunner Stuck In A Lift!
Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to save her? Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to help her out of the goodness of his own heart, surely he's not considering getting lucky too?
3. You've Been Selected For A New Game Show!
Could anybody get so lucky as to be paid to sit in a flat for as long as possible not doing anything? Well this game show has a twist! How about 5 lap dancers being paid to try and make you get your rocks off, you touch them (or worse!!) and you lose!
4. The Inland Revenue WannaWword!
What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have you not declared your income? Here comes the Tax man and he's not happy with your excuses!
5. The Phone Engineer
Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone line? You know you will howl with laughter when you hear your victim making a complete fool of themselves!
6. Your New Wife Has Landed
So how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you have never been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
7. My Daughter's Pregnant
You bastard you've gone and got my daughter pregnant and now you're gonna have to marry her! Need we say more?
Mobile Joke Service: 0905 235 2862*
Landline Joke Service : 0905 235 7032*
Instructions
1.
Choose a Wind-Up from the list.
2.
Call either:
0905 235 2862 to Wind Up Your Mate On Their Mobile
0905 235 7032 to Wind Up Your Mate On Their Landline
3.
Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system will dial them.
4.
When the Victim is on the phone press # to start the recorded wind-up message.
5.
The Victim will then believe they are talking to a real person and continue to interact with the recording.
6.
You can secretly listen in while the joke is being played on the Victim so you can hear both the wind-up and the Victim's reaction at the same time.
7.
If you or the Victim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing the call.
*Calls charged at £1 per min, call charges from other than a BT landline may vary, please obtain permission from the bill payer before calling.
Mobile Joke Service: 0905 235 2862*
Landline Joke Service : 0905 235 7032*
1. The Sexual Disease Clinic
How would you feel if you were rung up by the National STD Control Unit and had been named by an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having contracted Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment.....
2. Page Three Stunner Stuck In A Lift!
Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to save her? Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to help her out of the goodness of his own heart, surely he's not considering getting lucky too?
3. You've Been Selected For A New Game Show!
Could anybody get so lucky as to be paid to sit in a flat for as long as possible not doing anything? Well this game show has a twist! How about 5 lap dancers being paid to try and make you get your rocks off, you touch them (or worse!!) and you lose!
4. The Inland Revenue WannaWword!
What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have you not declared your income? Here comes the Tax man and he's not happy with your excuses!
5. The Phone Engineer
Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone line? You know you will howl with laughter when you hear your victim making a complete fool of themselves!
6. Your New Wife Has Landed
So how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you have never been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
7. My Daughter's Pregnant
You bastard you've gone and got my daughter pregnant and now you're gonna have to marry her! Need we say more?
Mobile Joke Service: 0905 235 2862*
Landline Joke Service : 0905 235 7032*
Instructions
1.
Choose a Wind-Up from the list.
2.
Call either:
0905 235 2862 to Wind Up Your Mate On Their Mobile
0905 235 7032 to Wind Up Your Mate On Their Landline
3.
Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system will dial them.
4.
When the Victim is on the phone press # to start the recorded wind-up message.
5.
The Victim will then believe they are talking to a real person and continue to interact with the recording.
6.
You can secretly listen in while the joke is being played on the Victim so you can hear both the wind-up and the Victim's reaction at the same time.
7.
If you or the Victim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing the call.
*Calls charged at £1 per min, call charges from other than a BT landline may vary, please obtain permission from the bill payer before calling.