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Skweeky
08-03-2006, 10:33 AM
He's constantly coming round offering to cook me things and brings me fresh vegetables and fruit with cream etc..:blink:

Also, whenever he comes round he always goes home as soon as I go to bed. Which is weird, because he used to sit up blaring to my bf till all hours of the morning since he's known him for like 34 years.

I'm feeling a bit self conscious about sitting top less in my garden now:unsure:
GepperRankins
08-03-2006, 10:53 AM
maybe he thinks you're senile so he's just checking in on you, like
Skweeky
08-03-2006, 11:27 AM
I doubt it.
He's about 60
Proper Bo
08-03-2006, 11:32 AM
Maybe he's gone senilie and as a result, thinks you've gone senile.
manker
08-03-2006, 11:37 AM
Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.
Proper Bo
08-03-2006, 11:43 AM
Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.

clevar thinking:smilie4:
GepperRankins
08-03-2006, 12:40 PM
maybe he's gone senile, and as a result thinks you're his wife. he doesn't want to ask if you are, because you'll be mad at him for forgetting you're his wife
Proper Bo
08-03-2006, 01:01 PM
I like The's theory most so far :lol:
Skweeky
08-03-2006, 02:01 PM
Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.


I am extremely hawt :snooty:
manker
08-03-2006, 02:22 PM
Maybe he's gone senile and as a result, thinks you're hawt.


I am extremely hawt :snooty:
Oh noes!|! your neighbour has infected you with senile :o
Proper Bo
08-03-2006, 02:34 PM
I am extremely hawt :snooty:
Oh noes!|! your neighbour has infected you with senile :o

h4r5h:glag:
manker
08-03-2006, 02:37 PM
Ehhh, I'm only joking :sly:


Anyhow, all the older midlife crisis male members will be on later with platitudes, so it will even out.
Proper Bo
08-03-2006, 02:39 PM
True
Skweeky
08-03-2006, 02:58 PM
What does 'platitudes' mean?

nevermind: a remark or statement that may be true but is boring and meaningless because it has been said so many times before
manker
08-03-2006, 03:06 PM
What does 'platitudes' mean?

nevermind: a remark or statement that may be true but is boring and meaningless because it has been said so many times before
It actually means a trite statement. I didn't really mean it like that tho'.

I meant they'd state the obvious - like 'omg, your neighbour fancies you cos of your hawt tits', rather than think up a (not-very)witty detraction, like wot I did :dabs:
GepperRankins
08-03-2006, 03:07 PM
What does 'platitudes' mean?

nevermind: a remark or statement that may be true but is boring and meaningless because it has been said so many times before
It actually means a trite statement. I didn't really mean it like that tho'.

I meant they'd state the obvious - like 'omg, your neighbour fancies you cos of your hawt tits', rather than think up a (not-very)witty detraction, like wot I did :dabs:
my statement was best. if i can get a sort of compliment off bo, i really fucking own like
manker
08-03-2006, 03:08 PM
That's happened to me twice now.

I click the 'quote message in reply' button and the message I'm replying to is totally different when I hit reply.
manker
08-03-2006, 03:08 PM
It actually means a trite statement. I didn't really mean it like that tho'.

I meant they'd state the obvious - like 'omg, your neighbour fancies you cos of your hawt tits', rather than think up a (not-very)witty detraction, like wot I did :dabs:
my statement was best. if i can get a sort of compliment off bo, i really fucking own likeYea.

Put it in the wank-bank, Dave.
GepperRankins
08-03-2006, 03:11 PM
i don't store all the compliments i get in a text file then wank over them when i'm lonely
Barbarossa
08-03-2006, 03:13 PM
Oh good. In that case, I think you're great, mate :01:
manker
08-03-2006, 03:17 PM
i don't store all the compliments i get in a text file then wank over them when i'm lonely
You've taken that to a whole new level.

I just thought you'd try and remember it for later :ermm:
Mr JP Fugley
08-03-2006, 06:59 PM
I don't do platitudes.
Rat Faced
08-03-2006, 11:43 PM
I'm sure Plati's glad to hear it.
Smith
08-04-2006, 02:43 PM
Ok skankoid - if you didn't go topless he probably wouldn't be interested!!!! By the way are you blond?????
GepperRankins
08-04-2006, 02:59 PM
Ok skankoid - if you didn't go topless he probably wouldn't be interested!!!! By the way are you blond?????
:01:
Seedler
08-05-2006, 12:47 AM
He brings me fruit with cream

:naughty:

Enjoy.
Skweeky
08-05-2006, 05:04 PM
Ok skankoid - if you didn't go topless he probably wouldn't be interested!!!! By the way are you blond?????

I hope that was a joke you little rat
Seedler
08-06-2006, 03:38 AM
Ok skankoid - if you didn't go topless he probably wouldn't be interested!!!! By the way are you blond?????

I hope that was a joke you little rat

are you blackainese?

'Cause i'm into that. It's my fetish. Hawt. :naughty:
GepperRankins
08-06-2006, 08:40 AM
Ok skankoid - if you didn't go topless he probably wouldn't be interested!!!! By the way are you blond?????

I hope that was a joke you little rat
don't blame him. he's canadian. if everyone else didn't spot the topless sunbathing rod. we'd think that by exposing your breasteses to the nieghbourhood, you'd be saying you were easy. lol
JPaul
08-06-2006, 08:57 AM
I hope that was a joke you little rat
don't blame him. he's canadian. if everyone else didn't spot the topless sunbathing rod. we'd think that by exposing your breasteses to the nieghbourhood, you'd be saying you were easy. lol

No, the topless bit's true. It was a bit of an effort but I have the pics.