the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient

[muchspl3]

just a FYI:

the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient and to do what they are asked, when you are asked, how you are asked and to perform any and all sexual acts.

the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.

[Proper Bo]

i don't know where you stole that from, but I agree.

[Virtualbody1234]

Which female is that?

[Busyman™]

just a FYI:

the female should be subservient, submissive and totally obedient and to do what they are asked, when you are asked, how you are asked and to perform any and all sexual acts.

the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.

I should put that on a placard

[muchspl3]

Which female is that?

all of them

[Busyman™]

Which female is that?

all of them bitches

Right on!

[tesco]

Those Location-Locationians :noes:

[MagicNakor]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

:shuriken:

[tesco]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

:shuriken:
:lol:Who would sign that?

[Lilmiss]

you'll never know what we are here for. :g'ding:

[muchspl3]

he is so ahead of his time

E= mc^2 and ass 2 mouth


the same IMO

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm not saying a word cos she can see what I'm typing :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[muchspl3]

I'm not saying a word cos she can see what I'm typing :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

lol

long time no see jonno

what happen to all the 'old timmers'?

[Seedler]

genius.:lol:

[Busyman™]

I'm not saying a word cos she can see what I'm typing :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

Type what you like and smack the taste out her mouth if she's raises up.

I know it's hard but man up and pee standing up ffs.


This be Man Law.

[clocker]

the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.
I hate it when women bulk, too.

[limesqueezer]

PERV SICKO PACT

http://www.clevelandbrew.com/yesmistress/2006/02/24/Marriage+Contract+For+Sexually+Deranged.aspx
http://astrologija.zaadz.com/blog/2006/2/the_wifely_expectations_contract
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archive/index.php/t-135334
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/392495p-332825c.html
http://www.bestandworst.com/v/88453.htm

I think he needs a whore instead of a wife

[Busyman]

PERV SICKO PACT

http://www.clevelandbrew.com/yesmistress/2006/02/24/Marriage+Contract+For+Sexually+Deranged.aspx
http://astrologija.zaadz.com/blog/2006/2/the_wifely_expectations_contract
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archive/index.php/t-135334
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/392495p-332825c.html
http://www.bestandworst.com/v/88453.htm

I think he needs a whore instead of a wife

I don't see why Man-Law can't be used in contracts. :dabs:

[limesqueezer]

I think that people with such pacts only get married because they are christians. U can't be married like this for long. Only unhappy ppl have all planned out when to sex and how many times on some period of time. What is the point in marriage if u live by rules. There are quality rubber dolls on market, they don't talk. :D
Like Bill Clinton said u don't cheat on your wife if u have sex with a whore but woman does cheat on her husband if she has sex with other man.(also a nice pact)

[manker]

Like Bill Clinton said u don't cheat on your wife if u have sex with a whore but woman does cheat on her husband if she has sex with other man.He said that :o

Maybe you're thinking of Busyman. He prolly said it. Tho' tbh, I get the two mixed up all the time.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

[Busyman]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

......or simply have a very subserviant wife.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

......or simply have a very subserviant wife.

Sorry, honey, supplies all but ran out in the Victorian era. You see, you can't actually expect a woman do to everything you want when you refuse to do anything for her.

[Busyman]

......or simply have a very subserviant wife.

Sorry, honey, supplies all but ran out in the Victorian era. You see, you can't actually expect a woman do to everything you want when you refuse to do anything for her.

Sorry, dollface, but that's just mad talk.:stars:

[j2k4]

the women should never to argue with me, complain about anything to me or about me, raise her voice, sigh, moan, bulk or otherwise show displeasure or unhappiness to me.
I hate it when women bulk, too.

Yeah-isn't that required in order to emigrate to Russia, at all, at all.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Sorry, honey, supplies all but ran out in the Victorian era. You see, you can't actually expect a woman do to everything you want when you refuse to do anything for her.

Sorry, dollface, but that's just mad talk.:stars:


Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Type what you like and smack the taste out her mouth if she's raises up.

I know it's hard but man up and pee standing up ffs.


This be Man Law.


I'll let you tell her that, I just ain't that brave, she might smother me as I sleep with them boobies :lol: .........wait.......what was it I was spose to say? :shifty:

@muchspl3 ..... Good to see you too.....or read you anyway, and less of the old, just call me a "Timer" ....yeah:ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[limesqueezer]

Why can't man and woman just admit they are complicating things over a peeed piece of meat. On a rainy day you can as well find a mole hole and wait for an earthquake.

[F. Canard]

Ooooh, I'm not sure, but I think you just got burned manky.

[j2k4]

On a rainy day you can as well find a mole hole and wait for an earthquake.

I don't know anyone with that kind of patience.

BTW-

Your analogy also lacks a certain...warmth.

[Busyman™]

Sorry, dollface, but that's just mad talk.:stars:


Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.

STFU and make me a sandwich. :snooty:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Look, I know men live in their own little world where girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights and dream of a man that's going to treat them like shit and make them do whatever he wants but unfortunately for you this is all male fantasy and the reason why girls hate you all so much. You just want a substitute for "mommy" who will tell you how great you are with you having to make any effort. Girls will only do you favours and make you happy if they feel you deserve it.

STFU and make me a sandwich. :snooty:

One rat and man-seed sandwich, coming right up.

[Shiranai_Baka]

Woman! You better do what I tell you or you're going to the catbus!

[Busyman™]

STFU and make me a sandwich. :snooty:

One rat and man-seed sandwich, coming right up.

Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.

Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?

Cause' I had tell her more than twice.

[manker]

One rat and man-seed sandwich, coming right up.

Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.

Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?

Cause' I had tell her more than twice.
You have to hit a woman more than twice to give her two black eyes.

Pussy.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Woman! You better do what I tell you or you're going to the catbus!

Not much of a threat really, considering I'm more than happy to go to the catbus. :dabs:


Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.

Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?

Cause' I had tell her more than twice.

Did you enjoy your rat and man-seed sandwich, sir?

[F. Canard]

Prolly need some gravel to wash it down with.

[CrabGirl]

Hmm. SGG I wouldn't bother getting riled at provocative twaddle like this. It's just because they are outshone by women in every facet of their measily little lives that they feel the need to control and dominate us. Them's scared, that's all. It's quite sweet really.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Hmm. SGG I wouldn't bother getting riled at provocative twaddle like this. It's just because they are outshone by women in every facet of their measily little lives that they feel the need to control and dominate us. Them's scared, that's all. It's quite sweet really.

lawls, ain't dat de truth. :lol:

[Shiranai_Baka]

The only thing you outshine us men in is sub-servient-ness woman!

[manker]

The only thing you outshine us men in is sub-servient-ness woman!
Possibly correct use of the hypen too.

[F. Canard]

I prefer the '-wise' suffix.

[Shiranai_Baka]

Well aren't you the picky one? That trait seems pretty feminine there. Traitor amongst our ranks?

[manker]

Well aren't you the picky one? That trait seems pretty feminine there. Traitor amongst our ranks?
Being properly literate is a feminine trait?


I know you're trying to fit in with the thread and be a misogynist - but you're failing. It's really quite sad.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

The only thing you outshine us men in is sub-servient-ness woman!

How about looks? Do you find men more attractive than women? Is that what you're saying? :naughty:

[manker]

Shakoor Rana just got a right Mike Gatting off Spatch.

[manker]

Shakoor Rana just got a right Mike Gatting off Spatch.If anyone ever gets that joke. Please, let me know.

It'll make my day :emo:

[CrabGirl]

Personally I find this kind of misogeny so purile it's funny. It's like the last ditch attempt to find something to control in his life, or some way to fit in.

@ manker. Pakistani umpire who had a ticking off from the estimed Mr Gatting yes?

[manker]

CrabGirl, ftw :01:

[CrabGirl]

I remember nearly wetting meself laughing at them.

Biased little fucker he was if I remember correctly.

[Shiranai_Baka]

The only thing you outshine us men in is sub-servient-ness woman!

How about looks? Do you find men more attractive than women? Is that what you're saying? :naughty:

Alright alright. I'll get it on with any male here, lets do it.

[manker]

How about looks? Do you find men more attractive than women? Is that what you're saying? :naughty:

Alright alright. I'll get it on with any male here, lets do it.
Do Dave. He hasn't had sex in like evar.

[j2k4]

Hmm. SGG I wouldn't bother getting riled at provocative twaddle like this. It's just because they are outshone by women in every facet of their measily little lives that they feel the need to control and dominate us. Them's scared, that's all. It's quite sweet really.

Why don't you just drop the evasive and superfluous pronounage and say Busyman? :)

[F. Canard]

Wouldn't that be tautology though?

[Shiranai_Baka]

No not Dave. I'll only let him touch me.

[Busyman™]

Not much of a threat really, considering I'm more than happy to go to the catbus. :dabs:


Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.

Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?

Cause' I had tell her more than twice.

Did you enjoy your rat and man-seed sandwich, sir?

I didn't eat it. At least you made the sandwich. Now I have to get you to stop stockpiling rats and giving guys hand-jobs to harvest man-seed.

[Busyman™]

Ok that's a start (you doing what I say). Now we just have to tweek it a wee bit.

Why did the woman have 2 black eyes?

Cause' I had tell her more than twice.
You have to hit a woman more than twice to give her two black eyes.

Pussy.
Looky here, thumb-up-the-ass, talking and hitting are too difent tings.

[Busyman™]

Personally I find this kind of misogeny so purile it's funny. It's like the last ditch attempt to find something to control in his life, or some way to fit in.


I find the misogeny misogyny quite funny two. That's wi I'm pawsting in dis thread.

Howeva, control what? An internet bord?:stars:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Not much of a threat really, considering I'm more than happy to go to the catbus. :dabs:



Did you enjoy your rat and man-seed sandwich, sir?

I didn't eat it. At least you made the sandwich. Now I have to get you to stop stockpiling rats and giving guys hand-jobs to harvest man-seed.

I didn't jack them off, I just cut them open and you better eat that goddamn sandwich and appreciate the effort! :angry:

[muchspl3]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

when did you get a computer in the kitchen? :blink:

[muchspl3]

I remember nearly wetting meself laughing at them.

Biased little fucker he was if I remember correctly.

interesting user name

[Busyman™]

I didn't eat it. At least you made the sandwich. Now I have to get you to stop stockpiling rats and giving guys hand-jobs to harvest man-seed.

I didn't jack them off, I just cut them open and you better eat that goddamn sandwich and appreciate the effort! :angry:

:glag:

[Barbarossa]

girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights

hawt :naughty:


I thought this deserved teh quotage out of context trick... :happy:

[Shiranai_Baka]

girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights

That coming from a girl = ZOMG BONAR!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

when did you get a computer in the kitchen? :blink:

When did you get a computer in your cot?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights

hawt :naughty:


I thought this deserved teh quotage out of context trick... :happy:

:rolleyes:

[Seedler]

girls have naked pillow fight at sleepovers, molest each other during cat-fights

borly?

Hawt.

[F. Canard]

I wanted to post something about Seedlet being the third person in this thread to pick up on the taking the quote out of context joke, calling him a complete tool/idiot, but I thought it was a bit harsh. So I refrained from that.

I was also going to add at the end that I just remembered why I had him on ignore before.

[muchspl3]

yea ignore, you showed him

[muchspl3]

when did you get a computer in the kitchen? :blink:

When did you get a computer in your cot?

whats a cot? is that a acronym?

[lee551]

whats a cot? is that a acronym?
http://www.mosquitocreekoutdoors.com/images/browning/camping/cot_400.jpg

insulting, i guess?

[manker]

yea ignore, you showed him

:lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

When did you get a computer in your cot?

whats a cot? is that a acronym?

A cot - Synonyms - 1. Crib 2. Cradle

http://www.acfr.usyd.edu.au/homepages/admin/amccallan/Nicholas%20in%20cot.JPG


Ya?

[Tempestv]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

er, I have a friend who's girlfriend treats him like this. and she seems quite happy about it. (she actually asked brought up the idea and asked him if he wanted such a relationship) so maybe you you don't want that, but apparently there are women that do.

[Biggles]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

er, I have a friend who's girlfriend treats him like this. and she seems quite happy about it. (she actually asked brought up the idea and asked him if he wanted such a relationship) so maybe you you don't want that, but apparently there are women that do.

Of course there was that German chap who wanted to be eaten by the other German chap.

I think it is fair to say that no matter what there will be always be some who find the idea attractive or fulfilling. However, as the individual who wrote the original contract found out, they are not thick on the ground :noes:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:lol: Any man who insists on things like that is going to have a lonely, loooonely life.

er, I have a friend who's girlfriend treats him like this. and she seems quite happy about it. (she actually asked brought up the idea and asked him if he wanted such a relationship) so maybe you you don't want that, but apparently there are women that do.


Nice to see the two sick little bunnies found each other then. :)

[Shiranai_Baka]

You can't say that about people! What are you? A communist?!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

You can't say that about people! What are you? A communist?!

Say what about them? That they're sick? Most people are sick, it's no big deal. If they have a sub&dom relationship then that's just fine. No one's getting hurt. It's not only sick but also just wrong when a man tries to enforce such an arrangement on a woman who doesn't want it (e.g. Most women).

I'm guessing from the communist remark that you're American, yes? :)

[muchspl3]

whats a cot? is that a acronym?

A cot - Synonyms - 1. Crib 2. Cradle

http://www.acfr.usyd.edu.au/homepages/admin/amccallan/Nicholas%20in%20cot.JPG


Ya?

is that your rug rat?

[muchspl3]

Location: Scotland
Age: 16

wow I hope not, if so you must be like a record. "You get a round" :naughty:

[Shiranai_Baka]

You can't say that about people! What are you? A communist?!

Say what about them? That they're sick? Most people are sick, it's no big deal. If they have a sub&dom relationship then that's just fine. No one's getting hurt. It's not only sick but also just wrong when a man tries to enforce such an arrangement on a woman who doesn't want it (e.g. Most women).

I'm guessing from the communist remark that you're American, yes? :)

I am not american! I'm a libertarian!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Say what about them? That they're sick? Most people are sick, it's no big deal. If they have a sub&dom relationship then that's just fine. No one's getting hurt. It's not only sick but also just wrong when a man tries to enforce such an arrangement on a woman who doesn't want it (e.g. Most women).

I'm guessing from the communist remark that you're American, yes? :)

I am not american! I'm a libertarian!

Who thinks rich people should be taxed less and the poor taxed more? You Americans, always looking for reasons to bomb countries you don't like. :rolleyes:

[Shiranai_Baka]

Hey hey hey.. we're getting off topic! Be quiet woman~!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Hey hey hey.. we're getting off topic! Be quiet woman~!

So you're a libertarian that believes women don't have the right to talk?

[clocker]

You Americans, always looking for reasons to bomb countries[/SIZE] you don't like. :rolleyes:

Wrong.
We have all the reasons we need to bomb "unliked" countries- it's the ones we do like that are the problem.
As soon as we get those down Canada better watch it's ass.

[Busyman™]

I am not american! I'm a libertarian!

Who thinks rich people should be taxed less and the poor taxed more? You Americans, always looking for reasons to bomb countries you don't like. :rolleyes:

I see, so you're a brat woman girl that makes no sense.:crazy:

[Busyman™]

Hey hey hey.. we're getting off topic! Be quiet woman~!

So you're a libertarian that believes women don't have the right to talk?

...no just make snese.....after fixing a no rat, non-man seed samich, of course.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

So you're a libertarian that believes women don't have the right to talk?

...no just make snese.....after fixing a no rat, non-man seed samich, of course.

I make perfect sense, you're just stupid and don't understand.

[Busyman™]

...no just make snese.....after fixing a no rat, non-man seed samich, of course.

I make perfect sense, you're just stupid and don't understand.

So you call a person an American that says they are not, say a person that advocates individual rights wants the rich to be taxed less and the poor taxed more, and equate all of that to bombing countries they don't like 'cause they are American which they said they weren't.

Hey girl, nice shot.:crazy:

[Shiranai_Baka]

Good job busyman. Your articulate and very big worded speech was perfect.