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CrabGirl
08-19-2006, 09:44 PM
Would you least like to have headbutt you.
I say Cow. They've got square heads.
Manker says Narwhale.
He thought it through somewhat better than me. :huh:
Proper Bo
08-19-2006, 09:46 PM
dwarf
Mr JP Fugley
08-19-2006, 09:47 PM
Steph Gallagher.
I've seen him do it and you really wouldn't want him to do it to you.
Proper Bo
08-19-2006, 09:49 PM
but he wouldn't headbutt you in the peen, like a dwarf would.
fact.
Mr JP Fugley
08-19-2006, 09:50 PM
but he wouldn't headbutt you in the peen, like a dwarf would.
fact.
Nah, I'm sitting down, mate.
CrabGirl
08-19-2006, 10:45 PM
a jellyfish
See, that doesn't make sense for two reasons.
I don't think they've got heads with which to butt
and the stings are in the tentacles so the worst it could do by butting you with its disk is make a cold wet splat on your face.
Tempestv
08-19-2006, 10:50 PM
a jellyfish
See, that doesn't make sense for two reasons.
I don't think they've got heads with which to butt
and the stings are in the tentacles so the worst it could do by butting you with its disk is make a cold wet splat on your face.
ya, but some of those jelly fish have tentacles that fan out for hundreds of feet, so by the time that you got close enough to be head butted, you would have gotten stung.
I'm going to have to say swordfish- they have been known to sink boats with a headbutt.
Even though Jellyfish don't have to read Dostojeski at school doesn't mean they don't give good head.
I think a unicorn would be the worst, :pinch: but second would be...........
http://www.dongettyphoto.com/tetons/images/Big-Horn-Sheep-1.jpg
F. Canard
08-20-2006, 12:15 AM
A facehumper.
Gemby!
08-20-2006, 04:22 PM
a prawn...
Lilmiss
08-20-2006, 04:57 PM
woodpecker. :pinch:
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 08:31 PM
a prawn...
Is your butting prawn supersized, or just superstrong?
A little one would be a bit shite like, but a massive one could do some damage.
http://www.aphotofauna.com/Prawn-Wembury-headtv-28-03-06.jpg
Just spotted this picture was taken on my local beach where I used to work standing around in rockpools talking to tourists. Prawns would come and eat the dead skin off my feet. Probably this very Prawn. Damn you prawn, I want my skin back.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 08:33 PM
How big is that, ball park.
It's kind of difficult to get a sense of scale.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 08:35 PM
About five inches max. People used to come down to the beach and collect the little detritus munchers to barbeque.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 08:38 PM
Is 5 inches wingtip to wingtip, or just the main body.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 08:40 PM
Head to tail, not including tentacles or feelers.
The wings don't count towards the length, being neatly folded under a flap in the carapace.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 08:49 PM
That's a big pron you've got there well.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 08:56 PM
Can't catch them with your pishy rod. Think you need a bigger one.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:00 PM
One of these if it was cow-sized.
http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/learning/texas_nature_trackers/horned_lizard/images/01b_lrg_horned_lizard_head.jpg
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:01 PM
Can't catch them with your pishy rod. Think you need a bigger one.
I've given that up, I made a declaration of intent recently. Perhaps you weren't about.
It really is a big pron. I am also going to educate the viewers just now by telling them that the prons they eat at home are actually pron tails and that they are often boiled on the boats whilst still at sea.
If they want to eat a real pron they will have to go to a proper pronmonger and buy them hole.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:02 PM
One of these if it was cow-sized.
Or if it could nut you really, really fast.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:06 PM
I'd run away faster if one of them looked at me with intent.
Busyman™
08-20-2006, 09:08 PM
One of these if it was cow-sized.
http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/learning/texas_nature_trackers/horned_lizard/images/01b_lrg_horned_lizard_head.jpg
If it was a neck-butt..then yeah.:huh:
Busyman™
08-20-2006, 09:10 PM
a prawn...
Is your butting prawn supersized, or just superstrong?
A little one would be a bit shite like, but a massive one could do some damage.
http://www.aphotofauna.com/Prawn-Wembury-headtv-28-03-06.jpg
Just spotted this picture was taken on my local beach where I used to work standing around in rockpools talking to tourists. Prawns would come and eat the dead skin off my feet. Probably this very Prawn. Damn you prawn, I want my skin back.
Perhaps regular hygiene intervals would help.:P
F. Canard
08-20-2006, 09:13 PM
A horse's testicles.
Does that count as an individual organism :unsure:
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:18 PM
@busyman, I had the softest feet ever that summer, coz of them there prawns.
Cheaper than a pedicure.
Cheese
08-20-2006, 09:19 PM
Which animal...
Would you least like to have headbutt you.
A gay rhino.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:20 PM
@busyman, I had the softest feet ever that summer, coz of them there prawns.
Cheaper than a pedicure.
Symbiotic relationships ftw.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:22 PM
Pretty much. They gathered round my feet to eat my skin, I didn't have to expend any effort catching prawns to show the kids.
Busyman™
08-20-2006, 10:38 PM
@busyman, I had the softest feet ever that summer, coz of them there prawns.
Cheaper than a pedicure.
That's kinda coowol.
Prawns in lieu of feet washing ftw!:happy:
clocker
08-20-2006, 10:50 PM
This explains why all of the softest people I know have been covered in prawns.
Now I can stop wondering.
F. Canard
08-21-2006, 12:11 AM
A dung beetle.
Not only would I end up having a crushed bug on my face, but I'll probably have shit on it too.
Busyman™
08-21-2006, 12:32 AM
This explains why all of the softest people I know have been covered in prawns.
Now I can stop wondering.
Prwnd!
Gemby!
08-21-2006, 08:17 AM
too much prawn in this thread now ....and feet. i dont like feet talk :(
clocker
08-21-2006, 10:24 AM
....and feet. i dont like feet talk :(
She says archly.
Barbarossa
08-21-2006, 11:09 AM
Would you least like to have headbutt you.
I say Cow. They've got square heads.
Manker says Narwhale.
He thought it through somewhat better than me. :huh:
A bear with a sore head? :idunno:
manker might have meant narwhal, btw. :smilie4:
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7931/narwhalskle6.jpg
manker
08-21-2006, 11:19 AM
If I remember correctly, I actually said 'narwhal' on msn.
I think you can spell it both ways, tho'. CrabGirl has told me before that we should really converse in Latin while discussing important biological questions, such as the one in this thread, to avoid confusion.
The monodon monoceros would be the worst animal to get head-butted by :smilie4:
brenda
08-21-2006, 02:52 PM
I got headbutted by a donkey. I was knealt in front of it taking a photo and it headbutted me knocking me over.
whats a monoronowatsit mankster?
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 02:59 PM
whats a monoronowatsit mankster?
yes.
manker
08-21-2006, 03:03 PM
Hi, Brenda - It's a narwhal :ermm:
Getting headbutted by a triceratops (sp?) would also hurt. Actually, there is a dinosaur which had a 3 inch thick skull because (if you subscribe to Darwin) it headbutted it's peers a lot in an attempt at social dominance.
It begins with a 'p' but I can't remember what they were called - they would have the best headbutting technique.
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 03:05 PM
I'm surprised there hasn't been any mention of Zidane yet:dabs:
Barbarossa
08-21-2006, 03:07 PM
Getting headbutted by a triceratops (sp?) would also hurt. Actually, there is a dinosaur which had a 3 inch thick skull because (if you subscribe to Darwin) it headbutted it's peers a lot in an attempt at social dominance.
Hoi! Who are you, and what have you done with the real manker?
P.S. You're talking about a Pachycephalosaurus of course. :smilie4:
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 03:08 PM
Pachycephalosaurus?
http://www.dinostoreus.com/pachycephalosaurus-skull-lg.jpg
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 03:11 PM
Getting headbutted by a triceratops (sp?) would also hurt. Actually, there is a dinosaur which had a 3 inch thick skull because (if you subscribe to Darwin) it headbutted it's peers a lot in an attempt at social dominance.
Hoi! Who are you, and what have you done with the real manker?
P.S. You're talking about a Pachycephalosaurus of course. :smilie4:
busy-editFTW:smilie4:
Barbarossa
08-21-2006, 03:12 PM
:smilie4:
Wiki poo-poohs the idea that it headbutted stuff, because there's no shock absorbers wtf :blink:
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 03:15 PM
Apparently the headbutting theory has been questioned by hactual sciencey peepul two
Barbarossa
08-21-2006, 03:16 PM
:lol: :earl:
manker
08-21-2006, 03:43 PM
Getting headbutted by a triceratops (sp?) would also hurt. Actually, there is a dinosaur which had a 3 inch thick skull because (if you subscribe to Darwin) it headbutted it's peers a lot in an attempt at social dominance.
Hoi! Who are you, and what have you done with the real manker?
P.S. You're talking about a Pachycephalosaurus of course. :smilie4::o :o :o
j2 does that all the time, btw (incorrectly apostrophicise 'its', I mean, not forget the name of dinosaurs). I will correct him at some point but just at the minute, I'm too busy peering down my nose and chuckling inwardly when I read his posts.
Seedler
08-21-2006, 04:17 PM
Crabs?
Crabgirl are you planning the benefits of your next reincarnation?
F. Canard
08-21-2006, 06:14 PM
Liam McBrien.
The thought of all that facial hair making contact with my face :shivers:
CrabGirl
08-21-2006, 08:34 PM
Crabgirl are you planning the benefits of your next reincarnation?
No, I was stuck in heavy traffic driving back from Chester in horrible rain on Friday, looked at some cows in the field next to us and thought, "wouldn't it hurt if one of them headbutted you." Thus spawning a three hour conversation and consequently, this thread.
Busyman™
08-21-2006, 10:25 PM
Crabs?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Louse_diagram%2C_Micrographia%2C_Robert_Hooke%2C_1667.jpg/300px-Louse_diagram%2C_Micrographia%2C_Robert_Hooke%2C_1667.jpghttp://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image.php?u=118026&dateline=1144425262
:unsure:
F. Canard
08-21-2006, 11:33 PM
I feel this is an appropiate thread to post this image of the current state of my foot.
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6314/footvi5.jpg
Jon L. Obscene
08-21-2006, 11:35 PM
A Glasweegen :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
shauncsu
08-22-2006, 03:15 PM
I once was head butted by a billy goat at a petting zoo.
it wasnt too bad
I would have to say though a skunk...
you dont want to make those mad
Barbarossa
08-22-2006, 03:20 PM
It's a shame a petting zoo is never as good as it sounds :naughty:
Proper Bo
08-22-2006, 03:22 PM
http://static.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1423812.jpg
Mr JP Fugley
08-22-2006, 03:23 PM
It's a shame a petting zoo is never as good as it sounds :naughty:
I take it you want to interfere with small animals.
Barbarossa
08-22-2006, 03:31 PM
No, I want small animals to interefere with me, silly!
manker
08-22-2006, 03:49 PM
No, I want small animals to interefere with me, silly!
I once saw a porn film in which a woman inserted a clear, plastic tube containing six white mice and then pulled the tube out, leaving the mice inside of her.
Duno what happened next. That was the vinegar stroke moment for me so I switched off the Betamax.
CrabGirl
08-22-2006, 03:56 PM
Actually, this thread could be read another way, which animal's head would you least want up your butt. I still say cow.
manker
08-22-2006, 03:59 PM
Actually, this thread could be read another way, which animal's head would you least want up your butt. I still say cow.
Yeah ... I'm gonna stick with narwhal :ermm:
===
Cheers for sorting that out earlier btw, Ms. Posh.
CrabGirl
08-22-2006, 04:02 PM
No probs. Mr-Crabgirl-just-broke-into-my-house-and-stole-all-my-valuables-stroppy-pants.:P :P
manker
08-22-2006, 04:06 PM
:lol: :D
Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.
Mr JP Fugley
08-22-2006, 04:06 PM
I'll stick with my Steph Gallagher choice.
CrabGirl
08-22-2006, 04:11 PM
:lol: :D
Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.
Made me chuckle actually. I half thought you'd realised it was me and were playing along because I was ringing from work, and then realised you didn't have a clue. Didn't you wonder why the posh young woman kept calling you lovey?
You're not really that bad. You were just brisk.
manker
08-22-2006, 04:24 PM
:lol: :D
Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.
Made me chuckle actually. I half thought you'd realised it was me and were playing along because I was ringing from work, and then realised you didn't have a clue. Didn't you wonder why the posh young woman kept calling you lovey?No, not really :huh:
Thinking wasn't really an activity I did much of during the call, it seems. Tho' I did ponder afterwards if you'd palmed me off onto an underling.
CrabGirl
08-22-2006, 04:29 PM
I am the underling. :ph34r:
I put FAO: MANKER'S HAWT BIG-BEWBED SECRETARY on the label
Hope that's ok?
manker
08-22-2006, 04:36 PM
Oh, feck. She didn't like it when I tried to make beachwear mandatory for the xmas party (or rather her b/f wasn't best pleased) ... they aren't gonna be impressed with this :no:
CrabGirl
08-22-2006, 04:42 PM
Oh, feck. She didn't like it when I tried to make beachwear mandatory for the xmas party (or rather her b/f wasn't best pleased) ... they aren't gonna be impressed with this :no:
Doh. Then she won't be too impressed with the little big-boobed stick figure I've drawn next to her name then. Sorry.
Proper Bo
08-22-2006, 04:51 PM
Blue whale
Mr JP Fugley
08-22-2006, 04:52 PM
manker's pish on the phone. He actually thought I wanted to "chat".
FFS how bad a character reader do you have to be.
F. Canard
08-22-2006, 04:57 PM
Oh, feck. She didn't like it when I tried to make beachwear mandatory for the xmas party (or rather her b/f wasn't best pleased) ... they aren't gonna be impressed with this :no:
Doh. Then she won't be too impressed with the little big-boobed stick figure I've drawn next to her name then. Sorry.
I think that deserves a Lol, and a postage in the Lol thread. When can I have that back, by the way?
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