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Skweeky
08-20-2006, 10:28 AM
I've been out all night, just came home and my breakfast isn't ready!:angry:
It's a disgrace. I need to teach my man some manners :snooty: :lol:
Good Lord.
I hope you've eaten by now...:huh:
Skweeky
08-20-2006, 04:18 PM
Eventually, he made me some poached egg on toast and I made a cup of tea. Only to discover that the water has been contaminated so we had to pour it away...
Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere
clocker
08-20-2006, 05:33 PM
Only to discover that the water has been contaminated so we had to pour it away...
Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere
You say that so offhandedly...."the water has been contaminated"...like it happens all the time.
How did such a thing happen in a country as modern as Scotland?
Spider_dude
08-20-2006, 05:47 PM
there was a thing in the paper just last week about alky eda spiking our water with teh aids or something.
suprafreak6
08-20-2006, 05:55 PM
hahahahaha
Skweeky
08-20-2006, 07:34 PM
I dunno...
There's a burst pipe somewhere and the polics was handing out bottles of water.
It can't be that serious, it's not like they chapped the door or anything
Right?:unsure:
suprafreak6
08-20-2006, 07:55 PM
well crime must be at an all time high, if the police are just standing around handing water out
Spider_dude
08-20-2006, 08:46 PM
i had 2 pints of lager and a tequilla for my breakfast this morning after last nights xs.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 08:58 PM
Munchroom and herb omlette.
Which I made, not him. Even tho he says he can make omlettes.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:05 PM
I had scrambled eggs on toast for me breakfast.
Made by me, coz I is a better cook than Mrs JP.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:07 PM
I had scrambled eggs on toast for me breakfast.
Made by me, coz I is a better cook than Mrs JP.
Scrambled eggs is just fecked-up omelette. :lol:
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:10 PM
I had scrambled eggs on toast for me breakfast.
Made by me, coz I is a better cook than Mrs JP.
Scrambled eggs is just fecked-up omelette. :lol:
Thus speaks someone who has never tasted proper scrambled egg.
Probably never tasted a proper omlette if truth be told.
Proper Bo
08-20-2006, 09:14 PM
My scrambled egg > *
fact.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:16 PM
Scrambled eggs is just fecked-up omelette. :lol:
Thus speaks someone who has never tasted proper scrambled egg.
Probably never tasted a proper omlette if truth be told.
Rubbish. :dry:
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:18 PM
Thus speaks someone who has never tasted proper scrambled egg.
Probably never tasted a proper omlette if truth be told.
Rubbish. :dry:
One can only go on the evidence as presented.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:21 PM
Scrambled-egg cooking challenge accepted.
Pics necessary, however you'll have to wait till next sunday.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:27 PM
Scrambled-egg cooking challenge accepted.
Pics necessary, however you'll have to wait till next sunday.
How bizarre, I merely pointed out that scrambled eggs were not "just fecked-up omelette" and you have taken this is a culinary affront. It must be a gurl thang.
However I am happy to join you in a cooking competition. Why not open it up a bit tho'. Let some of the hoi polloi in on the act. I'm game if you are.
FST Lounge scrambled egg competition. You set the date.
CrabGirl
08-20-2006, 09:30 PM
I'm up for that. Next sunday.
Mr JP Fugley
08-20-2006, 09:35 PM
Indeed. Next Sunday it is.
What about getting other people involved tho' are you up for a fully fledged Lounge competition.
Skweeky
08-20-2006, 10:08 PM
/me pictures the smell of eggy farts and passes on this challenge
/me wonders if this could get as serious as the ketchup wars and decides to keep his head down.
clocker
08-20-2006, 10:38 PM
/me pictures the smell of eggy farts and passes on this challenge
Skweeky can picture smells?
You're one of the 4400, right?
Busyman™
08-20-2006, 10:41 PM
/me pictures the smell of eggy farts and passes on this challenge
Skweeky can picture smells?
You're one of the 4400, right?
:lol:
BrolyBoo
08-21-2006, 12:55 AM
Skweeky can picture smells?
You're one of the 4400, right?
:lol:
:i dont get it : :noes:
Busyman™
08-21-2006, 01:00 AM
:lol:
:i dont get it : :noes:
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/the4400/index.html
MagicNakor
08-21-2006, 05:26 AM
I'll have to make sure to get some eggs. :P Scrambie only?
:shuriken:
Barbarossa
08-21-2006, 08:57 AM
Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere
Are they singing "don't stand so close to me" as they do it? :unsure:
manker
08-21-2006, 10:26 AM
I win :happy:
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/2213/020620066zy.th.jpg (http://img479.imageshack.us/my.php?image=020620066zy.jpg)
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/7027/020620060011cf.th.jpg (http://img286.imageshack.us/my.php?image=020620060011cf.jpg)
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/4944/020620060025wj.th.jpg (http://img479.imageshack.us/my.php?image=020620060025wj.jpg)
JPaul
08-21-2006, 10:37 AM
I suspect that is some form of microwave concoction, which is not a scrambled egg. You, Sir are excluded.
manker
08-21-2006, 10:50 AM
I suspect that is some form of microwave concoction, which is not a scrambled egg. You, Sir are excluded.
Scared I'll win, are ya.
It's CrabGirl's competition and you, Mr. so called The North Rotunda, don't have right of veto. I bet she won't blackball my entry :snooty:
clocker
08-21-2006, 11:08 AM
I bet she won't blackball my entry :snooty:
I bet she wouldn't eat it either.
Barbarossa
08-21-2006, 11:14 AM
to be fair, it looks good now but it'll be rank by sunday, when the competition actually is. :yes:
manker
08-21-2006, 11:22 AM
I bet she won't blackball my entry :snooty:
I bet she wouldn't eat it either.Too right.
I'd attack like a wounded tiger if she tried.
Skweeky
08-21-2006, 11:33 AM
To be completely fair.
This thread is called 'My breakfast'
So I think I should be the one eating all the eggs.
Eggy farts or not :lol:
Start driving and booking your plane tickets now
manker
08-21-2006, 11:36 AM
Start driving and booking your plane tickets nowSounds like a challenge :smilie4:
I can drive and send text messages so that should be a breeze. If there's one thing I can do, it's multitask.
brb
Skweeky
08-21-2006, 11:38 AM
Not allowed to use a phone though. You have to use tinternet and no halp of the admin either!
JPaul
08-21-2006, 12:45 PM
I bet she won't blackball my entry :snooty:
I bet she wouldn't eat it either.
Never mind.
Seedler
08-21-2006, 04:12 PM
I don't eat breakfast:huh:
Mr JP Fugley
08-21-2006, 05:15 PM
What don't you have.
CrabGirl
08-21-2006, 08:37 PM
Re: Scrambled egg cook-off.
Anyone can join as long as pictures are posted. Manker, that looks horrible. Suggest much practice if you don't want egg on your face.
manker
08-21-2006, 08:42 PM
You + JP = jealous
:snooty:
Mr JP Fugley
08-21-2006, 08:44 PM
You + JP = jealous
:snooty:
Yeah, right, like.
manker
08-21-2006, 08:52 PM
Where are your pics then, cooker-boi.
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 08:53 PM
Just made this:
http://www.balincourt.co.uk/slideshow/images/Smoked-Salmon-on-Scrambled-Egg.jpg
manker
08-21-2006, 08:56 PM
Just made this:
http://www.balincourt.co.uk/slideshow/images/Smoked-Salmon-on-Scrambled-Egg.jpg
lol, poof.
Proper Bo
08-21-2006, 08:58 PM
teh burds love a good bit of scrambled egg:smilie4:
Mr JP Fugley
08-21-2006, 09:15 PM
Where are your pics then, cooker-boi.
She said Sunday, toy boi.
clocker
08-21-2006, 09:23 PM
Just made this:
You entry appears to be in grip of an alien face-hugger.
I'd have thought they'd be more the Captain Crunch type...
CrabGirl
08-26-2006, 09:51 PM
Where are your pics then, cooker-boi.
She said Sunday, toy boi.
I respectfully must pass on the pwning via Scrambled Eggs as I fergot I'm working the morrow. JP, by default, you win. :(
Skweeky
08-26-2006, 09:59 PM
I'll take your place in the competition
I serve mine with a blowjob, so I win
fact
CrabGirl
08-26-2006, 10:10 PM
Actually I think you might.
Can't imagine JP serves his like that!
Skweeky
08-26-2006, 10:11 PM
True... however if he does... he can take his teeth out. That's always a bonus
CrabGirl
08-26-2006, 10:16 PM
Make a mess of his beard though!
I'm assuming he has a beard. Dunno why?
Skweeky
08-26-2006, 10:41 PM
He posted a pic once of a guy with a beard eating a large fish and said it was him.
Obviousement it was a spoof
manker
08-27-2006, 01:23 PM
I win, obviously.
I'm the only one who has posted a phoatie of the delectable snack.
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 02:09 PM
Actually I think you might.
Can't imagine JP serves his like that!
Depends who it is.
No beard, I hate beards. They are for Polytechnic Lecturers.
I win, obviously.
I'm the only one who has posted a fauxtie of the delectable snack.
Sounds sort of dubious to me. :naughty:
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 03:17 PM
I win, obviously.
I'm the only one who has posted a fauxtie of the delectable snack.
Sounds sort of dubious to me. :naughty:
:noes:, but in a non-bad way.
By the way he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.
Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
MagicNakor
08-27-2006, 04:30 PM
Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!
:shuriken:
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 04:47 PM
Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!
:shuriken:
Nah, Skweeky won.
manker posted some unidentifiable gloop and Crabgirl chickened out. I wouldn't couldn't match the bj offer so no contest.
Gripper
08-27-2006, 04:54 PM
Sounds sort of dubious to me. :naughty:
:noes:, but in a non-bad way.
By the way he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.
Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
:D T'was me that done that!
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 04:56 PM
:noes:, but in a non-bad way.
By the way he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.
Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
:D T'was me that done that!
Then shame on you, Sir.
MagicNakor
08-27-2006, 04:58 PM
Drat. I wanted to show off my coddled egg holder.
But a similar Google image will have to suffice.
http://www.cybercucina.com/ccimages/products/58003-l.jpg
I always thought it was a wee bit morbid.
:shuriken:
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 05:00 PM
By coddled do you mean boiled and by holder do you mean cup.
MagicNakor
08-27-2006, 05:05 PM
Yeah, but I don't really refer to it by name.
:shuriken:
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 05:08 PM
You name your eggcups.
How sweet and just a bit gurly.
[...he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.
Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
It looked like it was poured out of a carton and cooked on 'autofluff'.
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 05:28 PM
Looked more like cooked on "rubberise" to me.
See how I used the proper inverted commas, rather than your half-arsed attempt. However I know English is not your first language, what with you being Teutonic, so I'll let you off.
Skweeky
08-27-2006, 06:03 PM
Thanks.
Can I get a carton of eggs for winning the competition? I've got none in the house and can't be arsed to go back up to tesco
Looked more like cooked on "rubberise" to me.
See how I used the proper inverted commas, rather than your half-arsed attempt. However I know English is not your first language, what with you being Teutonic, so I'll let you off.
Yes, thanks; in a nod to my some of my less-than-lawful (yet stil repentant) acquaintances here, I am compelled to become less shifty.
Results have been mixed.
Gripper
08-27-2006, 07:42 PM
Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 08:01 PM
Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.
No, no they can't.
You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.
However they are not scrambled eggs.
Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O
Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.
No, no they can't.
You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.
However they are not scrambled eggs.
Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O
The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.
I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)
Mr JP Fugley
08-27-2006, 08:50 PM
No, no they can't.
You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.
However they are not scrambled eggs.
Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O
The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.
I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)
Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.
The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.
I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)
Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.
Smashing ideas, both of them. :)
CrabGirl
08-27-2006, 10:43 PM
Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!
:shuriken:
Nah, Skweeky won.
manker posted some unidentifiable gloop and Crabgirl chickened out. I wouldn't couldn't match the bj offer so no contest.
Hoi! Cawkfan! I didn't chicken out. I had to do my duty selling wine to the needy and desperate. I've only just got in! I've got a weeks holiday from next wed so bring it on!
MagicNakor
08-28-2006, 03:47 AM
Where's my wine then, eh?
:shuriken:
CrabGirl
08-28-2006, 02:03 PM
We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.
Mr JP Fugley
08-28-2006, 02:18 PM
We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.
Is America still considered third World then.
MagicNakor
08-29-2006, 03:51 AM
Quite, who knows what's in those third-world medicines? It might not be safe for the Yanks.
:shuriken:
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