Mosquito Bites..

[Smith]

feckin itchy:angry:

[Seedler]

me knows, especially when they get you on the buttocks...:pinch:

[Shiranai_Baka]

OMG! Yeah the ass bites hurt. You can't sit down because sometimes, it just turns into pain and not itchiness.

[Tempestv]

how about when they crawl down your ear and get you there? I can vouch that it is much worse than the ass. never camp next to a fucking swamp.

[Smith]

Well I was at me girlfriends cottage and we spent most of the evening outside..I must have about 20-30 bites all over me. That afterbite stuff works for all of 5 minites.

[manker]

Mosquito Bites ... feckin itchy:o :o :o :o

The interweb shockathon keeps on truckin'.

[F. Canard]

Well I was at me girlfriends cottage and we spent most of the evening outside..I must have about 20-30 bites all over me. That afterbite stuff works for all of 5 minites.
If she tries to bite you again, just punch her in the face.

[sArA]

I have several mossie bites from my little trip to Spain....little blighters seem to have a particular liking for my beer infused blood.

[F. Canard]

I have several mossie bites from my little trip to Spain....little blighters seem to have a particular liking for my beer infused blood.

If one tries to bite you again, just punch it in the face.

[sArA]

I am now back home and the little buggers haven't followed me so I think I am safe...however, I will try and remember your sage advice for next time I visit warmer, bug infested climes.

[F. Canard]

It's also quite useful should you ever come across Smithee's girlfriend.

[sArA]

I have no intention of coming across Smithee's girlfriend....:lol:

I am not that way inclined.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yes. Skeeters.
Bastards.
All of them.

They all need to be burnt.

Or stabbed.

Or injected with itching powder.

Or scratched at for hours and hours until they bleed to death and then burnt and fed to Skunks and shit out then run over by a truck.

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

Yes. Skeeters.
Bastards.
All of them.

They all need to be burnt.

Or stabbed.

Or injected with itching powder.

Or scratched at for hours and hours until they bleed to death and then burnt and fed to Skunks and shit out then run over by a truck.

Jonno :cool:

Awwww... something tells me you're itchy again. Oh, and we're going to Sue's tonight, so you'll have lots of new ones to add to your collection.

[Barbarossa]

Well I was at me girlfriends cottage and we spent most of the evening outside..I must have about 20-30 bites all over me. That afterbite stuff works for all of 5 minites.
If she tries to bite you again, just punch her in the face.

Absolute :glag: :earl:

If you do resurrect your lol thread I'm putting that in :)

[Seedler]

OFF! is useful:)

[thesixthsensor]

when i hear Mosquito Bites i think of Paris Hiltons boobs

[Barbarossa]

You can't hear mosquito bites. :no2:

[Skweeky]

If you lick them, they'll stop itching

[Mr JP Fugley]

She might object.

Maybe not

[100%]

(Fact) Only female mosquito's bite.

[limesqueezer]

I had five bites on my hand at same place last time when i was spending time on my weekend house, have secured windows but they always find me. Those females all the same.

[Skweeky]

TIP:

The Skin So Soft range from Avon works as a midgie repellent as well as a bodylotion. I'm sure it would work for mosquitos as well.

Otherwise, just get a BayGon plug-in. That'll keep 'em out for certain.
For some reason I've never seen the things around here o_O

Must be because you don't have mosquitos

[Proper Bo]

Otherwise, just get a BayGon plug-in. That'll keep 'em out for certain.
For some reason I've never seen the things around here o_O



link?

[Skweeky]

http://www.baygon.com/nqcontent.cfm?a_id=404

They've been around in Belgium for as long as I can remember. It used to be cotton strips you put into the thing and the liquid inside would slowly vaporise. It seriously does work. You won't see a mosquito for miles with this thing.

[Proper Bo]

Does it work with Opera?

[Skweeky]

Only if you buy loads

[F. Canard]

Suddenly I'm reminded of this doohickey.

http://tinyurl.com/jgj3q

[Seedler]

(Fact) Only female mosquito's bite.

Borly now?

Guess I'm popular with the females then.:dry;