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Skweeky
08-23-2006, 11:10 AM
Recently, all the alarm clocks in my house have stopped working and it's getting a bit creepy now :fear:

It started with the little digital one that kept resetting itself. Now the alarms on the mobile phones stopped working too. The big one in the guest room stopped making any noise whatsoever.

The only one still working is a mechanical one in the shape of a frog
And frogs are my boyfriend's mum favourite animal and she died in this house! :fear:

F. Canard
08-23-2006, 01:09 PM
Alarm cocks work great.

I had one when I was in prison, it always woke me up at ungodly hours. Being inside changes you, it makes you think, or something.

100%
08-23-2006, 03:04 PM
Alarms clocks cause cancer

DanB
08-23-2006, 04:48 PM
Alarm cocks work great.

I had one when I was in prison, it always woke me up at ungodly hours. Being inside changes you, it makes you think, or something.

You wouldn't have been allowed an alarm clock in prison.

Mr JP Fugley
08-23-2006, 05:11 PM
Alarm cocks work great.

I had one when I was in prison, it always woke me up at ungodly hours. Being inside changes you, it makes you think, or something.

You wouldn't have been allowed an alarm clock in prison.

She would have been allowed the cock tho'.

GepperRankins
08-23-2006, 06:31 PM
You wouldn't have been allowed an alarm clock in prison.

She would have been allowed the cock tho'.
being inside you changes a man :dabs:

Seedler
08-23-2006, 09:19 PM
M'kay then, it just may be a prank.

Skweeky
08-23-2006, 09:26 PM
There's no one else living here but me and my boyfriend and I'm pretty sure it's not him as it got him up late twice and was in late for work

Mr JP Fugley
08-23-2006, 09:35 PM
I think he was using rhyming slang.

Seedler
08-24-2006, 02:15 AM
There's no one else living here but me and my boyfriend and I'm pretty sure it's not him as it got him up late twice and was in late for work

Oh he's good:no2:

Skweeky
08-24-2006, 11:30 AM
:lol:

He's not that good an actor.

Well, we're using the PC now as an alarm clock.

We've set a scheduled task every morning for 8AM. So The Mediaplayer starts up and plays some Basement Jaxx :D

Barbarossa
08-24-2006, 11:32 AM
You should get a baby, they're fantastic alarm clocks. 6:30 on the button every morning :frusty:

JPaul
08-24-2006, 11:33 AM
It's that or spend £3.99.

I see you went for the simple solution.

manker
08-24-2006, 11:51 AM
It's that or spend £3.99.

I see you went for the Scotch solution.
Fixed.

Barbarossa
08-24-2006, 01:02 PM
The Scotch wake up when the town cryer comes round ringing his bell, and shouting "Bring out yer dead!". :mellow: