View Full Version : What's on your bed?
Skweeky
08-24-2006, 10:34 PM
Don't think we've had this one before.
Please let us know on ongoing basis, what is on your bed at the moment.
My bed:
A hairdryer, a book and some body lotion
Proper Bo
08-24-2006, 10:41 PM
a pillow and a duvet.
Smith
08-24-2006, 10:45 PM
Sheets.
Spider_dude
08-24-2006, 11:13 PM
jizz
F. Canard
08-24-2006, 11:49 PM
Spaff.
GepperRankins
08-24-2006, 11:51 PM
a slightly amusing sarcastic answer
F. Canard
08-25-2006, 12:15 AM
Crusted on pizza and sperm.
Guyver
08-25-2006, 01:01 AM
*looks over...
Smiths mom!? YES!
peat moss
08-25-2006, 01:04 AM
My two cats .
gamer4eva
08-25-2006, 01:17 AM
I live in those shanty towns so does the floor count as a bed!!!!
In other words i got no funds to pay for a bed.....any donations would be heavily appreciated. I am barely able to use the net because i point a gun at the guy running the internet cafe to let me use his computers!!!!!
Edit:- Truly i am happy that all above is a hoax and i am living in a house with quite a nice bed actually......
Fitted sheet, four pillows, duvet.
Cheese
08-25-2006, 01:45 AM
The missus.
Chewie
08-25-2006, 03:16 AM
No-one.
:(
Jon L. Obscene
08-25-2006, 04:45 AM
Some clothes and a cat and possibly a paper ball.
Jonno :cool:
GepperRankins
08-25-2006, 05:04 AM
The.
:wub:
zapjb
08-25-2006, 06:09 AM
Besides sheets & pillows. There is a tv remote, airconditioner remote, cell phone, flashlight, almost empty 1/2 liter bottle of water, a spiritual book & a sweatshirt. :)
Lilmiss
08-26-2006, 03:26 PM
Mostly stuff.
I do have a fleshy bone on my rug. :smilie4:
Gemby!
08-26-2006, 06:05 PM
I have 7 books
pencil
dictionary
hairbrush
hairdryer
teddy
coca cola glass (with straw)
i think that's it ....
Busyman™
08-26-2006, 07:11 PM
In-house twat
Fitted sheet
Flat sheet
2 pillows with shams
2 pillows with pillowcases
Universal remote control
A pair of ankle socks
My 5 year-old (napping)
tesco
08-26-2006, 07:18 PM
My bed is sorta hidden in my room at a part i never need to go near...
Just sheets, blanket and my tv remote.
Laptop, beercans, knocked over ashtrays (beercans), chips and alot of money.
CrabGirl
08-26-2006, 08:33 PM
The Cheese.
And now the cat also. Awwww.
Skweeky
08-26-2006, 10:48 PM
My boyfriend, rather drunk
coppercox
08-27-2006, 06:32 AM
sheets
4 pillows
1 comforter
1 gun
Skweeky
08-27-2006, 06:47 PM
Why is there a gun on your bed?
Gripper
08-27-2006, 06:58 PM
My kids,as i'm sleeping on the sofa at the mo.
Busyman™
08-27-2006, 09:55 PM
Why is there a gun on your bed?
..and what about those pesky pillows too.
The gun is probably on his bed cos he threw it at the pillow that was trying to get away, I assume.
CrabGirl
08-27-2006, 10:46 PM
Evil Pillow of Doom. Quick! Shoot it before it smothers your entire family.
Actually, I was wondering why some of my pillows had developed weird lumps, then I realised that pillowcases swallowed pants in the wash. Also explained my pants shortage...
Chewie
08-28-2006, 05:52 AM
My youngest daughter. She visits me (almost) every weekend and I use the sofa.
coppercox
08-28-2006, 06:19 AM
Why is there a gun on your bed?
Just for safety...that's all...
coppercox
08-28-2006, 06:20 AM
Why is there a gun on your bed?
..and what about those pesky pillows too.
The gun is probably on his bed cos he threw it at the pillow that was trying to get away, I assume.
LOL....how else can I convince the wife to stay!!!! :naughty:
JPaul
08-28-2006, 10:20 AM
Why is there a gun on your bed?
Just for safety...that's all...
That's nice, you make sure your gun feels safe.
Some chaps just leave them lying around, with no thought for the weapons feelings.
MagicNakor
08-28-2006, 10:23 AM
Couple sheets, a blanket, pillows, and a remote.
:shuriken:
Lilmiss
08-28-2006, 12:09 PM
what, no hocked up peas n carrots? :pinch:
Jon L. Obscene
08-28-2006, 12:11 PM
You took peas n carrots to a porn shop? :o
Jonno :cool:
Lilmiss
08-28-2006, 12:15 PM
I'm just gonna ignore you said tatt, if'n it's ok with you. :unsure:
Jon L. Obscene
08-28-2006, 12:20 PM
You ignored porn shops? :o
Jonno :cool:
Lilmiss
08-28-2006, 12:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/jonnowhap.gif
Mabre
08-28-2006, 11:16 PM
Me. I'm sitting on my bed right now.
limesqueezer
08-28-2006, 11:22 PM
Me. I'm sitting on my bed right now.
No action satisfaction ?
MagicNakor
08-29-2006, 03:56 AM
what, no hocked up peas n carrots? :pinch:
I imagine if I could afford peas and carrots there would've been.
:shuriken:
Barbarossa
08-29-2006, 02:07 PM
sheets
4 pillows
1 comforter
1 gun
What the fuck's a comforter :blink:
MagicNakor
08-29-2006, 02:19 PM
Like a duvet.
:shuriken:
Barbarossa
08-29-2006, 02:22 PM
OK, thanks!
ASIDE: When we were growing up, we used to call duvets "continental quilts" :schnauz:
outergalaxy
08-29-2006, 03:41 PM
a cat, a pillow, a blanket, ky ultra gel, and, on occasion, me getting laid.
Barbarossa
08-29-2006, 03:45 PM
a cat, a pillow, a blanket, ky ultra gel, and, on occasion, me getting laid.
You wanna review what you just put, before I call the RSPCA :angry:
DorisInsinuate
08-29-2006, 03:47 PM
Cats are hawt. I would.
Skweeky
08-29-2006, 09:37 PM
:lol:
Ther's three cats on my bed just now. Am I sick?:cry:
:lol:
Ther's three cats on my bed just now. Am I sick?:cry:
There's three on mine, too...that's weird, huh? :huh:
Mr JP Fugley
08-29-2006, 10:03 PM
a cat, a pillow, a blanket, ky ultra gel, and, on occasion, me getting laid.
You wanna review what you just put, before I call the RSPCA :angry:
:lol: :earl:
What's your prob, the chap likes a bit of pussy. :mrs-slocombe:
Don't think we've had this one before.
Please let us know on ongoing basis, what is on your bed at the moment.
My bed:
A hairdryer, a book and some body lotion
Another bed.
As a distraction, like.
:lol:
Ther's three cats on my bed just now. Am I sick?:cry:
It depends. Are you allergic?
Lilmiss
08-29-2006, 10:45 PM
mostly dawg pish.
DorisInsinuate
08-30-2006, 10:30 AM
Wet dreams?
Hhahahhaahhahha, lol, did you see what I did there? I called you a dog and said you wet the bed, hahahahaha, that was a burn.
Lilmiss
08-30-2006, 08:54 PM
when I think of a witty reply, I'll return here and hit you with it.
jus' you wait n see if'n I don't. :snooty:
edit; shut it and get laid, you slag. :smilie4:
I'm pretty sure he's implying you are daft too, since he explained it so thoroughly, to make sure you'd get it :dabs:
Lilmiss
08-30-2006, 09:02 PM
meh. he's a smarter fellow/lass than moi.
I think he may be jeebus, so best not to insult him/her that much. :unsure:
Skweeky
08-30-2006, 09:04 PM
Clean sheets, a pair of Sony DJ head phones and my red blankie
Two chairs, one pair of pants, one pair of socks, a book titled "Judas Unchained", two remote controls, and a skateboard.
And yes, I just put most of it on my bed so I could post about it in this thread.
Me>You.
Lilmiss
08-30-2006, 09:37 PM
I've just put a coconut husk hat, a pair of stinking trackie bottoms and a dancing kung fu hamster (with working batteries) on my huge 4 poster.
so, I > U. :smilie4:
DorisInsinuate
08-30-2006, 09:39 PM
I just shit on my bed.
Me > *
Proper Bo
08-30-2006, 09:39 PM
Yeah, well mine's got a green towel on it:snooty:
Lilmiss
08-30-2006, 09:42 PM
o'er. :lookaroun
a Sun newspaper and 4 clean t-shirts :unsure:
Lilmiss did you say a coconut husk hat??? :ph34r:
Lilmiss
08-30-2006, 10:08 PM
aye, it rawks teh mostest. :lol:
Mr. Mulder
08-30-2006, 10:19 PM
sheets, an empty carrier bag from the corner shop and a screwdriver.
:ermm:
Proper Bo
08-30-2006, 10:55 PM
sheets, an empty carrier bag from the corner shop and a skrewdriver cd.
:ermm:
nazi:no2:
Mr. Mulder
08-30-2006, 10:58 PM
another chavy band you lot listen to wot ive never heard of? :dabs:
Seedler
08-30-2006, 11:19 PM
A seedler.
BrolyBoo
08-31-2006, 06:26 PM
Mr.Bunny
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