View Full Version : Random Gratuitous Insult Thread.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:50 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.
Proper Bo
08-31-2006, 09:51 PM
You look like The.
Gripper
08-31-2006, 09:51 PM
Biggles, get a wife and get laid.
Was that necessary?:O
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:53 PM
Biggles, get a wife and get laid.
Was that necessary?:O
Shut it speccy
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 09:54 PM
Fuck off, manker, you wanker, lol, go get laid.
manker
08-31-2006, 09:56 PM
Get bent, The.
Oh ... wait.
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 09:57 PM
Fuckknuckle.
I like that one, it kinda rhymes or at least has a rhythm.
Cockjockey.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:57 PM
Fuck off, manker, you wanker, lol, go get laid.
Derivative prick.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Fuckknuckle.
I like that one, it kinda rhymes or at least has a rhythm.
Cockjockey.
Rhymes with what, arsebiscuit.
manker
08-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Oi, missus! Get your thumb out of my arse, it's making me gay, lol.
Gripper
08-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Spunkyspermonkeys
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 09:59 PM
Fuckknuckle.
I like that one, it kinda rhymes or at least has a rhythm.
Cockjockey.
Rhymes with what, arsebiscuit.
The first two syllables rhyme.
I raped your mum, she was shit, so I raped your dad.
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:00 PM
Fuck off, manker, you wanker, lol, go get laid.
Derivative prick.
Prick? Really original, knobflicker.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:01 PM
Rhymes with what, arsebiscuit.
The first two syllables rhyme.
I raped your mum, she was shit, so I raped your dad.
Sorry to be pedantic but is that an insult, per se.
Gripper
08-31-2006, 10:02 PM
Pedantic penis head
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:03 PM
The first two syllables rhyme.
I raped your mum, she was shit, so I raped your dad.
Sorry to be pedantic but is that an insult, per se.
I asked manker, he said:
"To treat with gross insensitivity, insolence, or contemptuous rudeness. See synonyms at offend."
I thought the rape thing was quite harsh, so yes, it is an insult.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:04 PM
Pedantic penis head
Alliterate arsewipe.
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:05 PM
Illiterate knobdoctor.
Mr. Mulder
08-31-2006, 10:06 PM
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm >*
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:08 PM
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm >*
No, you're a fucking insult mong.
Gripper
08-31-2006, 10:09 PM
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:10 PM
Sorry to be pedantic but is that an insult, per se.
I asked manker, he said:
"To treat with gross insensitivity, insolence, or contemptuous rudeness. See synonyms at offend."
I thought the rape thing was quite harsh, so yes, it is an insult.
It really is a poor insult, making a fictitious claim that you are a rapist and also that you are a homosexual rapist.
I don't wish to argue with manker's advice here, heaven forfend, however I would suggest that your claim is more detrimental to you than it is to me.
Unless of course it's true, however again I don't really see how it insults me.
A grauitously harsh comment, I'll give you that. An insult tho', I don't really see it.
Maybe you should start a thread for gratuitously harsh comments.
Mr. Mulder
08-31-2006, 10:12 PM
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm >*
No, you're a fucking insult mong.
that's what your birth giver said right before i punched her in the vagina and had forced sexual relations with her face for three minutes straight.
manker
08-31-2006, 10:14 PM
Hoi! Cunts!
You're not allowed to do 'your mom' jokes or any variation thereof.
Reason; they're shit.
Proper Bo
08-31-2006, 10:14 PM
that's what your birth giver said right before i punched her in the vagina and had forced sexual relations with her face for three minutes straight.
I would suggest that your claim is more
detrimental to you than it is to me.
Unless of course it's true, however again I don't really see how it insults me.
A grauitously harsh comment, I'll give you that. An insult tho', I don't really see it.
Maybe you should start a thread for gratuitously harsh comments.
Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:17 PM
Hoi! Cunts!
You're not allowed to do 'your mom' jokes or any variation thereof.
Reason; they're shit.
Your Mam knows nowt about sandwiches. Fact.
Smith
08-31-2006, 10:35 PM
Your father was a hamster..and your mother smells of berries.
Proper Bo
08-31-2006, 10:36 PM
canadiaian
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:49 PM
Your father was a hamster..and your mother smells of berries.
Rapist.
DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:50 PM
Maybe you should start a thread for gratuitously harsh comments.
Fuck off, wanker, go get laid.
I do agree with your point though, after reading Mr. Muldtwatender's post.
Hoi! Cunts!
You're not allowed to do 'your mom' jokes or any variation thereof.
Reason; they're shit.
And you are a large pimple on the ass of modest progress.
Arse-monkeys, the lot of you.
GepperRankins
09-01-2006, 02:25 AM
hoi wankers. fuck off and get laid
if we say it more than 500 times it becomes funny again :dabs:
DorisInsinuate
09-01-2006, 09:47 AM
American dunderheads.
DorisInsinuate
09-01-2006, 09:50 AM
Faggots.
If I get moderated I automatically win this competition.
Gripper
09-01-2006, 07:31 PM
You are a skid mark on the pants of humanity.
Lilmiss
09-01-2006, 07:33 PM
pishflapsh. :happy:
Proper Bo
09-01-2006, 07:34 PM
pishflapsh ishn't an inshult, pnueb:no2:
Lilmiss
09-01-2006, 07:37 PM
wouldsh sha likesh shome cheesh with thaat inshult, poshibly shome wenshleydale?
Biggles
09-01-2006, 07:46 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.
:O
I say! you bounder.
Proper Bo
09-01-2006, 07:49 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.
:O
I say! you bounder.
you might need to to get your end away, fnar fnar
Agrajag
09-01-2006, 08:15 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.
:O
I say! you bounder.
Accountant, there I've said it now
:O
I say! you bounder.
Accountant, there I've said it now
This is getting out of hand.
In my new capacity as moderator advisor, I recommend this thread be closed. :huh:
Agrajag
09-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Accountant, there I've said it now
This is getting out of hand.
In my new capacity as moderator advisor, I recommend this thread be closed. :huh:
Shut it then, Forum Star Wannabee
This is getting out of hand.
In my new capacity as moderator advisor, I recommend this thread be closed. :huh:
Shut it then, Forum Star Wannabee
I'm hurt; really hurt...
...you needle-dick bug-fucker.
Agrajag
09-01-2006, 09:25 PM
...you needle-dick bug-fucker.
Bog off, need a dick fuck bugger.
...you needle-dick bug-fucker.
Bog off, need a dick fuck bugger.
Periphrastic tautologist. :yup:
Biggles
09-02-2006, 05:16 PM
:O
I say! you bounder.
Accountant, there I've said it now
I was going to say that was uncalled for ... :( but that is rather the point isn't it?
Closet Teddies fan :whistling
manker
09-02-2006, 05:21 PM
JP's wife has got a pic of him in full Rangers kit that he proudly wore on their first date at Ibrox.
He switched allegiances to t'Hoops when Rangers signed Mo Johnston.
manker
09-02-2006, 05:28 PM
Hmm, that wasn't really a 'random' insult, more a calculated one.
Even if the last line makes not one iota of sence :dabs:
Agrajag
09-02-2006, 05:31 PM
Hmm, that wasn't really a 'random' insult, more a calculated one.
Even if the last line makes not one iota of sence :dabs:
:lol::earl:
Ya big bald, fat, spankmonkey.
Agrajag
09-02-2006, 05:31 PM
Wait, that's not you. :cry:
Smith
09-03-2006, 01:19 AM
Cunts..the lot of you.
Lilmiss
09-03-2006, 01:54 AM
if i thought you knew what a cunt was, i'd be majorly insulted right now. :smilie4:
Smith
09-03-2006, 02:53 AM
Well played.
DorisInsinuate
09-03-2006, 10:40 AM
Moron.
liposuction straw sucker
Now really-who would actually do that?
More contrived than random, in any case. :whistling
only a mortal like you :whistling
only a mortal like you :whistling
Pong. :whistling
BrolyBoo
09-04-2006, 05:00 PM
Fuck da manker
Fuck Mr.Jp (dog soilder)
and fuck all the posts above me
have a great time doing all the fucking :)
DorisInsinuate
09-04-2006, 05:41 PM
Bloody racist.
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