My sister's wedding...

[Cheese]

...is today.

I shall be wearing a suit.:ph34r:

[Spider_dude]

i will be wearing my kilt.

[peat moss]

Do you have to make a speech ? I always hated that , why I prefer not to be in the wedding party . Post some pics later . :)

[Mr. Mulder]

someone should tell your sister that weddings are ghey :no:

[MagicNakor]

The important thing to find out is if they have an open bar. My cousin's wedding did.

:shuriken:

[manker]

Give her my best.

Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.

Not that she'll know that yet - so don't spoil the surprise, Chebus.

[Cheese]

Do you have to make a speech ? I always hated that , why I prefer not to be in the wedding party . Post some pics later . :)

I'm not making a speech but I will be doing an interpretative dance.

Feck, I think I've grown since I bought this fucking suit (Sunday), and also as well my feet seem to having trouble squeezing into my posh shoes.

[Cheese]

someone should tell your sister that weddings are ghey :no:

That person would have to be as brave as a truckload of Steven Seagals.

[Cheese]

The important thing to find out is if they have an open bar. My cousin's wedding did.

:shuriken:

Yeah, my sister's future husband works for a wine company as does my missus so I think we should have a fair bit of free wine to be drinking.:pinch:

[Cheese]

Give her my best.

Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.

Not that she'll know that yet - so don't spoil the surprise, Chebus.


Poor girl, that chastity belt my dad has made her wear for the last 26 years must be really uncomfortable.

[Barbarossa]

...is today.

I shall be wearing a suit.:ph34r:

Are you an usher? :unsure:

[Gripper]

I was best man at my mates 2nd marrige a month ago,hope it lasts longer than his first,I was best man at that one as well.

[Agrajag]

Hoi, Chebus

Have a fucking good time, wish your sister and your family all the best from us.

[Snee]

Yes, I hope it was fun, too.

[Lilmiss]

me ma gave away a ghey bloke at his wedding oan Wed.

i've never heard of a woman giving a bloke away.
buts i've never heard of a wedding onna wednesday either. :huh:

[Agrajag]

<Insert V Poor Weddingsday joke here>

[Lilmiss]

:no: wouldha thought that was above you.


happy wedding night ginger, btw. :happy:

[Snee]

Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.

Seriously, mang, take it easy with that Justin Timberlake-listening.

[Agrajag]

Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.

Seriously, mang, take it easy with that Justin Timberlake-listening.

:lol:

manker = willie watcher. Fact

[clocker]

manker = willie watcher. Fact
For some reason, the phrase "wistfully gazing" comes to mind.

[Seedler]

Someone will be screwing Cheese's sister tonight. Fact. :D

[peat moss]

I was best man at my mates 2nd marrige a month ago,hope it lasts longer than his first,I was best man at that one as well.



Mabye your the problem ? :P

[Snee]

Bumpage, in case the Cheebus comes along.

[Cheese]

Bumpage, in case the Cheebus comes along.

No chance, from what I hear the poor cunt has been pissed since early Friday afternoon.

Fucking good wedding though.

[Snee]

Bumpage, in case the Cheebus comes along.

No chance, from what I hear the poor cunt has been pissed since early Friday afternoon.

Fucking good wedding though.

That's good :unsure:

[Cheese]

No chance, from what I hear the poor cunt has been pissed since early Friday afternoon.

Fucking good wedding though.

That's good :unsure:

Apparently he got so pissed that he now talks about himself in the third-person.

Edit: Actually, I think he got so pissed he's not even sure what person he is talking in.

[Snee]

That's good :unsure:

Apparently he got so pissed that he now talks about himself in the third-person.

Edit: Actually, I think he got so pissed he's not even sure what person he is talking in.

Oh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.

Well, I'm glad it was fun.



Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)

[CrabGirl]

Apparently he got so pissed that he now talks about himself in the third-person.

Edit: Actually, I think he got so pissed he's not even sure what person he is talking in.

Oh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.

Well, I'm glad it was fun.



Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)



She got married, giggling I might add, and then we all got pissed, so much fun was had by all.

[tesco]

Oh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.

Well, I'm glad it was fun.



Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)



She got married, giggling I might add, and then we all got pissed, so much fun was had by all.And there was much rejoicing.

[Cheese]

Apparently he got so pissed that he now talks about himself in the third-person.

Edit: Actually, I think he got so pissed he's not even sure what person he is talking in.

Oh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.

Well, I'm glad it was fun.



Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)

Aye, ginguar. The other sister is 15 so she has to wait 11 more years before she is allowed to talk to men.

ginguar was made up, I have never seen a woman giggle and blubber at the same time. No doubt there will be a tonne of pictures to post later but if you see a video of myself dressed as a pirate on the stag night it is, in fact, a fake. Very fake. Not me at all.

[Snee]

Gd gd.


Looking forward to seeing pics of this other...mystery-pirate, then.

[CrabGirl]

He is in fact, paying me not to post the vid...:ph34r:

[Snee]

Meh, that has never stopped any woman sending around pics of me to a dozen or so of her closest friends ( :dry: ).

It only happened once, but still.

[CrabGirl]

I'll auction the vid off to the highest bidder. I would post a new thread to do this this but I'm far too drunk.

[Snee]

Payment method? :unsure:

[Gripper]

Payment method? :unsure:

In kind:w00t:

[JPaul]

Payment method? :unsure:

In kind:w00t:

He probly doesn't have a video of Cheebus, dressed as a pirate, at a stag night.

That's only a guess, but I'm standing by it.

[BrolyBoo]

Seriously, mang, take it easy with that Justin Timberlake-listening.

:lol:

manker = willie watcher. Fact

lol manker, you weird werid thing with a sock tat says manker

[Snee]

Oh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.

Well, I'm glad it was fun.



Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)

Aye, ginguar. The other sister is 15 so she has to wait 11 more years before she is allowed to talk to men.

ginguar was made up, I have never seen a woman giggle and blubber at the same time. No doubt there will be a tonne of pictures to post later but if you see a video of myself dressed as a pirate on the stag night it is, in fact, a fake. Very fake. Not me at all.

I just realised that I'm allowed to talk with men, now.

[Agrajag]

Aye, ginguar. The other sister is 15 so she has to wait 11 more years before she is allowed to talk to men.

ginguar was made up, I have never seen a woman giggle and blubber at the same time. No doubt there will be a tonne of pictures to post later but if you see a video of myself dressed as a pirate on the stag night it is, in fact, a fake. Very fake. Not me at all.

I just realised that I'm allowed to talk with men, now.

That'll make the job as an instant translatist substantially easier

[Snee]

I dare say so.

And conversations at dinner will be so much simpler now.