STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS Helmet

[Darth Sushi]

http://www.stopabductions.com :stars:

[Snee]

The experts swear by regular tinfoil. These people are obviously frauds.

I'm betting they are in cahoots with the velostat-people.

[Mr. Mulder]

like thats gonna fucking stop them <_<

[Seedler]

These guys are serious too:glag:

[Tempestv]

“Still nothing new to report here...so it must work!”
eh, right, the helmet is responsable for that, sure. I'm leaving now.

[DanB]

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
http://www.stopabductions.com/jonlocke.jpg
JON LOCKE,
ALIEN ABDUCTEE

[Barbarossa]

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/467/lockeof1.jpg
JOHN LOCKE,
ALIEN ABDUCTEE?

[DanB]

I thought Locke was the one with long blonde hair? :blink:

Ah well at least I have the excuse of not watching the programme :lol:

[gustafo]

and then you ask yourself, wtf is wrong with that man? :D

[Basquiat]

maybe use this as an underlayer?

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

[Colt Seevers]

I am happy to report that the Thought Screen Helmet has been performing beautifully! It’s been over six months now and NOT ONE INCIDENT! Aside from some of the naive neighborhood kids and their taunting it’s been a blissful period.

LMAO :D