Private Parts

[peat moss]

A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.

Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"

The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad news."

"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.

"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."

"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"

"We put them under your pillow!"

[cpt_azad]

so what like he squeeshed his balls or something?

[tesco]

so what like he squeeshed his balls or something?:huh:

His private parts aren't attached anymore...

[Seedler]

pwnt

[tesco]

Stop bumping old threads

[Seedler]

Was it old now? It was 3rd down on front page...

[tesco]

Maybe not this one but you bumped about 15 threads.

[Seedler]

then why pick this particular thread to tell me this?

[tesco]

It was at the top of the forum. :idunno:

[Seedler]

It was at the top of the forum. :idunno:

M'kay if you say so, rossy:wub: