I feel extremely pissed off

[Skweeky]

I have PMT

My boyfriend refused to go for a walk today which meant I was stuck inside the house all friggin weekend with nothing to focus but how miserable I felt

There is no chocolate in the house

The speakers on my PC are f*cked

I can't find 'The Wickerman' to download

I have to go to work tomorrow

There was a big spider downstairs in the living room and all the cat did was stare at it

It takes too long to run a bath

I finished my book earlier, so all I have left to read is Tolkien's Silmarillion, which, for those who've not read it, is extremely boring

I'm skint and it's only a week after pay day

My foot hurts because of a tiny fracture I had on holiday and I can't be bothered to go to the doctor

The two spare rooms are a mess but I don't have the energy to clean them up

It's not raining

It's too dark too early

I have to send a fax to two companies but I don't have a fax and it's taking them ages to get back to me with an e-mail address or postal address and both of them owe me money (of course)

There's nothing to watch on the telly

I have to change my gas and electricity supplier and I hate dealing with companies like that

:angry:

[Lilmiss]

you have fooking pmt?

wells i get the pill injection so don't get periods, yet still came on yesserday. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

/me leaves teh thread

[100%]

get a baby it will get rid of aaaaalllllllll your decadent problems.

[Agrajag]

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.

[Agrajag]

Anyway, didn't it become PMS.

[Skweeky]

There's nothing else left to read
It's that or 'Collins complete DIY manual'

[Lilmiss]

get a baby it will get rid of aaaaalllllllll your decadent problems.

:ermm:

[Agrajag]

There's nothing else left to read
It's that or 'Collins complete DIY manual'

Download something then.

PG Wodehouse, all free at Guttenburg.

[Lilmiss]

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.


I've only ever managed to get half way through that.
Annoys me that he uses 5 different names for people and places.

I do believe it is the only book I have thrown. :smilie4:

[DorisInsinuate]

Stab someone, that usually cheers me up.

[Skweeky]

What's this Guttenburg nonsense you keep talking about?

Are you trying to piss me off even more??? :angry:

[Agrajag]

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.


I've only ever managed to get half way through that.
Annoys me that he uses 5 different names for people and places.

I do believe it is the only book I have thrown. :smilie4:

It's bunkum, absolute mashed potato.

Oh and there's only one "t" in Guten .... oh never mind

[Spider_dude]

download an ebook.

[Skweeky]

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.


I've only ever managed to get half way through that.
Annoys me that he uses 5 different names for people and places.

I do believe it is the only book I have thrown. :smilie4:

I've taken up the habit to read it right before bed time. It makes me sleepy

[100%]

atleast the toilet flushes....or?

[Agrajag]

Stab someone, that usually cheers me up.

Being stabbed cheers you up, that's a bit mental.

[Agrajag]

download an ebook.

What a fantastic idea.

Make sure it's one by a plagiarist.

[Lilmiss]

Get Wee Free Men n Hatfull of Sky.
They rawk. :smilie4:

[100%]

I wish i had excuse .

[Skweeky]

I'm getting 'The truth'
I've read the other two

Besides, this was a serious thread about my very serious PMT problem. I only want serious answers.

Cunts. Get a life

[Agrajag]

I'm getting 'The truth'
I've read the other two

Besides, this was a serious thread about my very serious PMT problem. I only want serious answers.

Cunts. Get a life

IT'S PMS NOW, FUCKNUCKLE.

[100%]

agreed
cunts should get a life, not walking in the park type of life but more acept who and were your stuck type of life.

[Skweeky]

who are you to come and tell me whether I'm tensed or stressed in my own thread??!!

Go get laid, you prick

PS: Fuckknuckle has 2 k's

[Lilmiss]

heh heh.

/me backs away slowly

[Virtualbody1234]

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

[Agrajag]

I THINK THE "S" STANDS FOR SYNDROME, LOVE.

[Skweeky]

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

That's such a man's answer:dry:

[Spider_dude]

ha ha, yeah in cumbernauld. good one vb1234556788.

[Agrajag]

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

In Govan, at this time of night, are you mad.

[Skweeky]

That purple makes you look gay

[Agrajag]

ha ha, yeah in cumbernauld. good one vb1234556788.

Jinx.

But mine was better. Fact

[100%]

who are you to come and tell me whether I'm tensed or stressed in my own thread??!!

Go get laid, you prick

PS: k's

I am sooo happy Bush is not a woman

[Agrajag]

That purple makes you look gay

and

[Virtualbody1234]

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

That's such a man's answer:dry:

That sounds codependent to me.

[Skweeky]

And now the Canadians are encouraging me to commit suicide as well

[j2k4]

Go get laid

You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...:huh:

[Agrajag]

Go get laid

You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...:huh:

:O

[Lilmiss]

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

That's such a man's answer:dry:

I find teh walking helps.
As does a hawt water bottle/hawt bath.

Mebee you should burn some lavender oil n invest in some Kalms. :unsure:

[100%]

Excellent
your ready
you are now ready to become a jedhiatch
it only requires one more task,....

[Skweeky]

Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.

I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev

[Agrajag]

Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Am considering taking a bath with a few candles.

:O :w00t:

[Skweeky]

Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Am considering taking a bath with a few candles.

:O :w00t:


Tea lights. To light up the bathroom green dad:ermm:

[j2k4]

You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...:huh:

:O

Oh, yeah.

Don't forget to lubricate. :)

[j2k4]

Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:

Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.

I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev

Okay.

Please ignore the bit about lube.

Best of luck with your bath, hon. :)

[Skweeky]

My bath has powerjets in it:naughty:

[j2k4]

My bath has powerjets in it:naughty:

Well, you could've been enjoying that all along, then...does it have vegetables, too? :huh:

[Spider_dude]

tomatoes?

[Skweeky]

I'm allowed to be moody 2 days a month. Yesterday and today.

[Agrajag]

tomatoes?

:no:

[j2k4]

I'm allowed to be moody 2 days a month. Yesterday and today.

Yes, yes you are.

And we are likewise allowed to try our cures on you.

For those two days, anyhoo.

BTW-

If you are late in informing us next month...well, let's just say, if you are late, we may take liberties. :whistling

[CrabGirl]

I'd suggest smart-ass boys shut up and back away slowly.

Only thing I've ever found works for the PMRage is taking St Johns Wort pills two weeks of every month.....and invest in a punchbag to batter the shiters out of.

[Skweeky]

My poor bf volunteered to let me hit him.

He's got a massive bruise on his upper arm now :s

Guess he won't allow that again any time soon.

[j2k4]

My poor bf volunteered to let me hit him.

He's got a massive bruise on his upper arm now :s

Guess he won't allow that again any time soon.


I'd suggest smart-ass boys shut up and back away slowly.

Uh, yes ma'am(s).

The forum is yours...:unsure:

[CrabGirl]

My poor bf volunteered to let me hit him.

He's got a massive bruise on his upper arm now :s

Guess he won't allow that again any time soon.


Ooo poor foolish man!

Get a freestanding punchbag and stick pictures of the things that have annoyed you throughout the day to it. Not only will you be able to vent your enormous rage and save the boyfriend some bruises, but the exersize helps as well.

Plus when you calm down a bit and realise the absurdity of what you're doing, you can't stop giggling.

[smeghead]

Umm I know for a verifiable fact that Queen Victoria took marijuana to help her through that time of the month (yes it was for cramps but I bet it helped the rage too 'we are so amused'). I also know there were a lot of girls in college who would come smoke with me for the same reason.
You don't necessarily have to smoke it, you could buy a vaporizer or 'praps make yourself some brownies? Then you get chocalate too! Just a thought...

You know it grows on trees right?

Although living next to Holland it shouldn't be a problem...

Peace.

[Proper Bo]

Scotland's not quite next to holland, but I'm assuming you're a merkin.

[smeghead]

Sorry mate I saw the Belgium flag and its late. Should've checked the facts. Doesn't quite warrant the merkin slight though does it?

FYI my ancestral line heralds from Scotland, Aberdeen mostly. They've even got a motto as well which basically translated from gaelic means --
"fuck wi' us and we'll knock your inte the fuckin ground ya wee shite"
catchy eh?

Seriously, I gotta love it when I was driving outta Edinburgh. Only place in the world I have seen a motorway sign say "Don't do drugs and drive" as opposed to the standard drink and drive ones. Classy.

Scotland with a Belgium flag of course that's gonna trip me up.

Peace.

[MagicNakor]

I don't know what the difference is with PMT but I'm up for a bitchfest if you want. :p

If you make brownies, you need a fair amount (at least $100 worth). However, after they're made one will do you right.

My family has a motto but I'd have to dig around to find out what it is...however our device is a bear paw on a crown. :P

:shuriken:

[Barbarossa]

Wimmin are rubbish :dabs:


Oh, by the way, if you think the Silmarilion is bad, you don't even want to contemplate Unfinished Tales. :frusty:

[Skweeky]

Naw man, I used to smoke that stuff too much and it doesn't help my mood the next day OR my performance at work.

The hot bath and some early morning sex did the trick :D

[CrabGirl]

Glad you're feeling better chick.

[Skweeky]

Oh dear

Was looking forward to a nice relaxing night but my neighbour just stumbled in with 17 stitches in his ear(which is still bleeding), a dislocated arm and a sling he can't figure out how to work.

He's in a bit of a state, just came back from the hospital :s

[Snee]

Hit him like you did your boyfriend.


I wanna' know what happens :unsure:

[Skweeky]

He had a drink on Saturday night and instead of stepping into his bed, he lost his balance and fell on top of the night stand and his radio, which ripped off his ear and dislocated his shoulder.

It looks well nasty

Been trying to make him eat something, but he's sick from all the drugs

[brenda]

sleep is teh best thing - did it help

Reading the Silmarillion is like eating a bowl of all bran without milk. In fact you should tie your boyfiend up and force him to read it for refusing to go for a walk

[Skweeky]

I read some of it last night. I've been reading the thing for months now right before bed time and I can't remember what it's about... at all :lol:

[CrabGirl]

Even the audio book is incomprehensible. I've re-read the first 20 pages over and over before casting it aside for something more palatable.

Guessing your neighbor won't be drinking for a wee while?

[brenda]

I read some of it last night. I've been reading the thing for months now right before bed time and I can't remember what it's about... at all :lol:

Oh my god that sounds familiar, It took me about 6mths to finish and if i left it more than a day inbetween reading some i'd forget it all and have to go back a chapter. It's got secret memory loss powers - i'd rather use vodka meself :shutup:

[Agrajag]

I think you chaps may be over analyzing.

It's just shite.

[Snee]

I read Silmarillion when I was like 14.
It's not that tricky to grasp, or read :snooty:


You gotta' take it for what it is, is all.
I.e. some sort of throw-back to an archaic way of storytelling, all in a jumble.

[Skweeky]

Yeah

but it's still shite

[DanB]

But wasn't it his guide to middle earth for him rather than intending to be published as a story book?

[Skweeky]

His son finished it after he died.

I wish he didn't :lol:

[MagicNakor]

You're right DanB. He never intended for it to be published at all, as he wrote it for his own personal reference.

I have several words to describe the actions of his family after his death, and none are complimentary.

:shuriken:

[Skweeky]

I finished the thing last night btw.

There's an appendix which is about 100 pages about pronunciation etc...
Obviously it was never meant to be published

[Snee]

Not unless Tolkien had decided to go all George Lucas on you ass.

[CrabGirl]

I'm reinstating this thread, as I am feeling teh rage.

Honestly, other than the police incident, all I've been doing for days is shouting at people, and sorry boys, close your ears/eyes, I've the mirena coil fitted and that shouldn't happen. I told my boss he was a smart ass muppet today. Luckily he's a ginger wuss so it's ok. Honestly tho. Rage is damn good.

[Proper Bo]

and sorry boys, close your ears/eyes, I've the mirena coil fitted and that shouldn't happen.

good thing I haven't a fucking clue what one of those is:01:

[CrabGirl]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:_a0PhBzpg1FukM:http://www.womens-health.co.uk/images/mirena2.gif

[Proper Bo]

pointlessly rodding angry women > *

[Gripper]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:_a0PhBzpg1FukM:http://www.womens-health.co.uk/images/mirena2.gif

I'd be testy if I had an icepick in me bits:wacko:

[Seedler]

pointlessly rodding angry women > *

roddage.

[Barbarossa]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:_a0PhBzpg1FukM:http://www.womens-health.co.uk/images/mirena2.gif

One wrong move and I'll pull your fallopian tubes out! :01:

[Jagarga]

looks like a cheese cork, you know the things you pull the holes out of emental with.

[CrabGirl]

Reviving thread as I'm seething.

I cook a pie for an hour. You'd expect it to be cooked. Pie is hot on top, served, but the server notices the FREEZING fecking cold lumps of steak inside. Pie goes back in oven. The other bits of the dinner are ready.

Capital one phone me on a sunday night to ask me stupid questions. Whilst I have them on the phone I decide to change something I've been meaning to do for ages and can never get through to them. They put me on hold for a million years, the girl is EATING whilst she's talking to me, and she is rubbish anyway, talks to me like shit and gives shit customer service.

Cheese is singing.

[internet.news]

what's he singing? :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Cartoon theme songs. What I'm doing, that kind of thing.

And because I do it to him sometimes I can't even complain.

[Proper Bo]

Does he do requests?

[Skweeky]

Boyfriend pissed of to the neighbours to have a glass of wine and left me with doing the grocery shopping, sorting out finances, ordering the christmas tree and ironing the curtains

If he didn't do all the cleaning I'd leave :snooty:

[internet.news]

that must be great :happy:

I'm sure every woman would love to have chebus singing them cartoon theme songs on a Sunday you should be very grateful :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Ironing the curtains?:blink:

you wimmin certainly are menthol

[Skweeky]

Ironing the curtains?:blink:

you wimmin certainly are menthol


It's not something I do every day.

It's just because I've washed them (they're cream white) and they really are too wrinkly to hang up:huh:

[Proper Bo]

Shirley the creases would disappear after a while of being hung up?

[Skweeky]

Not these creases, trust me...

I wouldn't do it if I didn't think it were absolutely necessary


And why am I having a conversation with you about ironing curtains?

[Proper Bo]

cause you've escaped from the kitchen?:unsure:

[CrabGirl]

Pie still not ready.

[JPaul]

Pie still not ready.

Have you no microwave oven.

[CrabGirl]

If pie is to retain it's puff pastry lid, pie cannot be nuked.

I don't even like steak pie. I was cooking it for cheese

[JPaul]

If pie is to retain it's puff pastry lid, pie cannot be nuked.

I don't even like steak pie. I was cooking it for cheese

Don't nuke the lid, silly.

[CrabGirl]

If pie is to retain it's puff pastry lid, pie cannot be nuked.

I don't even like steak pie. I was cooking it for cheese

Don't nuke the lid, silly.

Pie was assessed for ease of lid removal for potential nukability and suggestion rejected.

[JPaul]

Cut slice.

Place on plate.

Remove lidage.

Nuke

Return lid.

Done.

You can nuke his portion.

[CrabGirl]

Done.

Pie atually quite tasty for steak and mushroom.

Of to pub to recuperate from pie trauma

[JPaul]

Done.

Pie atually quite tasty for steak and mushroom.

Of to pub to recuperate from pie trauma

Post pie pub, pure perfect plan, pal. Perambulate pubwards poste-haste.

[CrabGirl]

Presently perambulating. Pub precusor-partaking perfect plonk. Partner puffing.

[JPaul]

Partner pure poof, puffing pubwards. Particularly post partaking perfect pie. Pah.