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The_Hunter
09-06-2006, 10:32 AM
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation
cpt_azad
09-06-2006, 08:08 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Wolfmight
09-07-2006, 02:59 PM
AaaAAAAAAAAaaahHahaha.
Seedler
09-09-2006, 01:27 PM
:sick:
100%
09-09-2006, 01:30 PM
happens to me all the time
Fedders
09-09-2006, 07:12 PM
:blink: owned
maebach
09-11-2006, 01:39 AM
thats NASTY!
REGGAEBOY
09-11-2006, 02:44 AM
You Need A Glock
Tempestv
09-11-2006, 03:56 AM
@ Reggaeboy- does that have anything to do with this thread?
nizrulesall
09-13-2006, 09:14 PM
ewww. yak
SirGray
09-14-2006, 05:32 AM
Poor poor guy
limesqueezer
09-14-2006, 10:29 PM
Not that this can happen to anybody, you have to be extremly horny, drunk and little wacky.
a real story: i know a friend that was a sailor, he was on the sea for too long, later on land he found a suprise when he went to movie theatre with some "woman". She was touching him and he touched her hard package. :D :D
Skiz
09-14-2006, 11:57 PM
@ Reggaeboy- does that have anything to do with this thread?

To either shoot the he-bitch or yourself after making such a mistake. What else?
FreeDoom
09-15-2006, 07:30 AM
She was touching him and he touched her hard package. :D :D

You mean He was touching him and he touched his hard package.

Too much he's ahhahahah :lol:
limesqueezer
09-15-2006, 01:05 PM
She was touching him and he touched her hard package. :D :D

You mean He was touching him and he touched his hard package.

Too much he's ahhahahah :lol:

I don't know what they want to be called but they sure have 2 names, some prefer to use their birth name and some their new name, but even that doesn't answers the question he or she. :lol: , you have to ask it to know.
Tempestv
09-15-2006, 05:17 PM
@ Reggaeboy- does that have anything to do with this thread?

To either shoot the he-bitch or yourself after making such a mistake. What else?

I was refering to how he said "you need a glock" when the joke was told in the third person. "that guy needs a glock"- now that I agree with.

this summer I worked with a guy who has two father in laws- his mother in law had a sex change operation, yet his former mother in law and his father in law never got divorced. how fucked up is that?
Busyman™
09-15-2006, 10:35 PM
Not that this can happen to anybody, you have to be extremly horny, drunk and little wacky.

Heshe can have an inside out dick.:dry: You do know that there men out there that get there johnsons cut off to complete their transformation?
Tempestv
09-15-2006, 11:31 PM
Not that this can happen to anybody, you have to be extremly horny, drunk and little wacky.

Heshe can have an inside out dick.:dry: You do know that there men out there that get there johnsons cut off to complete their transformation?

I've heard that they don't cut it off, they reverse it. :sick: and according to my former coworker with the she/he mother in law, there are catalogs selling the equipment necissary for transforming the other way.
jojoes
09-17-2006, 06:23 PM
LOL!!!

Now how did I sense something like that was coming?