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05-07-2003, 05:56 PM
A man in a restaurant notices a gorgeous woman sitting
alone. He tells the waiter to send over the bestbottle
of champagne to her.
The woman looks at the bottle and sends a note to the
man, it says: For me to accept this, you need to have
a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the
bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.
The man replies with a note which reads:-
I have both a Mercedes and BMW in my garage, over 10
Million in the bank,,,
BUT not even for you, lady, would i cut off 2 inches
off my willy, So please send the bottle back.
alone. He tells the waiter to send over the bestbottle
of champagne to her.
The woman looks at the bottle and sends a note to the
man, it says: For me to accept this, you need to have
a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the
bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.
The man replies with a note which reads:-
I have both a Mercedes and BMW in my garage, over 10
Million in the bank,,,
BUT not even for you, lady, would i cut off 2 inches
off my willy, So please send the bottle back.