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05-07-2003, 05:59 PM
Yo' momma's so stupid, if she were any more stupid, she'd have to
be watered twice a week!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she worked in a pet store and people kept
asking how big she'd get!
Yo' momma's so dense, light bends around her!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle, and said it was broken!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to run for the mayor of Circuit City!
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if I took it and rolled it down the
edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane
highway!
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would
still rattle like a BB in a tin can!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough
to blow her nose!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to
say 'Go'!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of
the basement window!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk' and
'Don't Walk'!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she
said, "Cherry or grape?!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she
started ducking through traffic!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat
for food!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the
floor!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of
a clean glass!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's
holiday album!Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a stereotype is a clock-radio brand!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks the Internet is something you catch
fish with!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order in the court," she said,
"I'll have a hamburger and a Coke!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked
what colors they had!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered
small fries, she said, "Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were gas, she wouldn't have enough to power
a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps, she went and
got toilet paper!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if
I gave her two guesses!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him
new ones!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell
on her foot!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for the border after seeing
a Taco Bell commercial!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a
gumball to come out!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done!
Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and
got 16 friends!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she
ran outside with a spoon!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was 'illegitiment'
because she couldn't read!
Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up
her mind!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stole free bread!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonald's!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo' momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked on Phonics!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, that under "Other Languages" on her job
application, she put "Ebonics"!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating
yo' house!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out
of second grade!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season!
Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got
mugged!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a hot meal is stolen food!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi, Hitler!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she tried to commit suicide, she off jumped the curb!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut!
Yo' so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel!
Yo' momma's momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Wet floor," she did!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells "hoe-down," she hits the deck!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if you give her a penny for her thoughts,
you'll get change back!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport
left', so she turned around and went home!
Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, "Don't write here", and
she wrote, "Why?"
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write
below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when
she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, "It's
gotta be the shoes!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked,
"M, F and sometimes weekends too!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I
said, "Guess", so she said "Levi's!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 411
... and when the operator said "Hold one minute", she counted to 60 and
hung up!!!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical
cord and said, "Hey, everybody - he comes with cable!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22
twice instead!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her tape
deck!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab. 'cause
he was Hooked on Phonics!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the
fridge cold!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course!
Yo' momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the seven day itch!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would
help with his unemployment!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops!
Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says
'emergency contact', she put '911'!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x", I
said, 'Y'; she said, "'Cause I wanna know!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another
person!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece
of wood!
Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a
fishing rod!
Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I
haven't seen her since!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical
cord and said, "Whoa! This thing comes wit cable!"
be watered twice a week!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she worked in a pet store and people kept
asking how big she'd get!
Yo' momma's so dense, light bends around her!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle, and said it was broken!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to run for the mayor of Circuit City!
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if I took it and rolled it down the
edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane
highway!
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would
still rattle like a BB in a tin can!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough
to blow her nose!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to
say 'Go'!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of
the basement window!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk' and
'Don't Walk'!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she
said, "Cherry or grape?!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she
started ducking through traffic!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat
for food!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the
floor!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of
a clean glass!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's
holiday album!Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a stereotype is a clock-radio brand!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks the Internet is something you catch
fish with!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order in the court," she said,
"I'll have a hamburger and a Coke!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked
what colors they had!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered
small fries, she said, "Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were gas, she wouldn't have enough to power
a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps, she went and
got toilet paper!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if
I gave her two guesses!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him
new ones!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell
on her foot!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for the border after seeing
a Taco Bell commercial!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a
gumball to come out!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done!
Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and
got 16 friends!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she
ran outside with a spoon!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was 'illegitiment'
because she couldn't read!
Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up
her mind!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stole free bread!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonald's!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo' momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked on Phonics!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, that under "Other Languages" on her job
application, she put "Ebonics"!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating
yo' house!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out
of second grade!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season!
Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got
mugged!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a hot meal is stolen food!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi, Hitler!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she tried to commit suicide, she off jumped the curb!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut!
Yo' so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel!
Yo' momma's momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Wet floor," she did!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells "hoe-down," she hits the deck!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if you give her a penny for her thoughts,
you'll get change back!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport
left', so she turned around and went home!
Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, "Don't write here", and
she wrote, "Why?"
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write
below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when
she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, "It's
gotta be the shoes!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked,
"M, F and sometimes weekends too!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I
said, "Guess", so she said "Levi's!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 411
... and when the operator said "Hold one minute", she counted to 60 and
hung up!!!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical
cord and said, "Hey, everybody - he comes with cable!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22
twice instead!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her tape
deck!
Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab. 'cause
he was Hooked on Phonics!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the
fridge cold!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course!
Yo' momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the seven day itch!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would
help with his unemployment!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops!
Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says
'emergency contact', she put '911'!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x", I
said, 'Y'; she said, "'Cause I wanna know!"
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another
person!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece
of wood!
Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a
fishing rod!
Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I
haven't seen her since!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11!
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical
cord and said, "Whoa! This thing comes wit cable!"