The sentence game

[Agrajag]

Chap posts a crime, the next person has to post the sentence for it then posts another crime. I'll start like.

Being Alan Shearer.

[Snee]

I was waiting for something like this...

A swift kick in the baws?



Ordering the invasion of Iraq for no good reason.

[Proper Bo]

Chap posts a crime, the next person has to post the sentence for it then posts another crime. I'll start like.

Being Alan Shearer.

knighthood. fact.

[Gripper]

4 years hard labour with a possibility of time added for being a dick head.



Driving at 230mph over the speed limit.

[Snee]

Chap posts a crime, the next person has to post the sentence for it then posts another crime. I'll start like.

Being Alan Shearer.

knighthood. fact.

Borked it :fist:

[Agrajag]

4 years hard labour with a possibility of time added for being a dick head.



Driving at 230mph over the speed limit.

Shamed all over the national press.

Admining an interweb forum.

[Proper Bo]

Depsends if you're tesco or that other cawk.

[Gripper]

6 months in Broadmoor.


Posting pish on the interweb.

[Agrajag]

Depsends if you're tesco or that other cawk.

Tesco's not a cawk.

[Agrajag]

6 months in Broadmoor.


Posting pish on the interweb.

Forced to drink apple until your eye's bleed.

Dabbling in humour

[Snee]

6 months in Broadmoor.


Posting pish on the interweb.

Forced to drink apple until your eye's bleed.

Dabbling in humour

Getting the mother of all hangovers tomorrow.


Smiling while giving out parking tickets.

[Proper Bo]

Depsends if you're tesco or that other cawk.

Tesco's not a cawk.

j'agree

[j2k4]

Is not for the faint of intellect.

Weeds grow in Paris

[j2k4]

Is not for the faint of intellect.

Weeds grow in Paris

Oh, fuck this.

College typists. :huh:

[Agrajag]

Tesco's not a cawk.

j'agree

Well why did you say he was.

[Proper Bo]

Did eye?:blink:

[Agrajag]

Yes, yes you did.

[Proper Bo]

cawk