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Agrajag
09-22-2006, 08:31 PM
So here's the rules. Chap asks a question, next chap answers it then asks another question.
I'll start
Why, when a player it teeing off at a par 5 hole do Americans shout "Get in the hole!" It's not fucking happening.
ladygarcia
09-22-2006, 08:47 PM
A:I think it's cuz they think they have a better chance of it going in if they yell at it.
Q:Y do girl with big boobs and low cut shirts complain when someone looks or comments?
'cos they don't think things through, I guess.
Why is the world round?
A. Because they want to make sure that everyone knows that they are flashing their boobies and are offering a free shag... but want to pretend that they are 'nice' girls so that they can have a 'relationship' with marriage and babies and everything...
Q. Why are men brainwashed by the sight of boobies in low cut shirts leading to unfortunate relationships with big breasted mad women?
bashnu
09-22-2006, 09:01 PM
Cause of the the gravitational force of the nipple? Why you didn't know.
Why did i just cry?
Proper Bo
09-22-2006, 09:03 PM
cause you're a cawk
why am Inearly out of vodka?:no:
edit: :mo:isn't a smilied:picnh:
'cos you drank it.
Why do some ppl think that us having a reichstag in which over 60% of the members are female makes our country the most equal country in the world, in itself?
PJWomble
09-22-2006, 09:15 PM
Let's face it mate, if they can re-define the terms "invasion", "ally" and "prisoner of war" for their own reasons, I don't think that the measly phrase "Par 5" is going to stand in Dubya's way if he wants to get out his 9-iron!
He'll just call in air support and blow the hole 400 yards nearer!
bashnu
09-22-2006, 09:49 PM
because no one questions it.
"Will it ever end?"
BrolyBoo
09-22-2006, 10:00 PM
no
Why do I love manker?
Why do I hate manker?
Skweeky
09-22-2006, 11:15 PM
Cause you like big cawks
If you run over someone when you're drunk and then that person dies, and you get killed by that person's next of kin does that count as death by alcohol, suicide or murder?
(excuse the morbid context but I've been wondering about that all day long )
ladygarcia
09-22-2006, 11:46 PM
A:All of the above.
Q:Why when I tell my kids to stop doing something,they say ok.Then turn right around and just keep doing it?
Virtualbody1234
09-22-2006, 11:56 PM
Because they can.
Why are we here?
peat moss
09-23-2006, 12:57 AM
Cause were bored !
Will someone lend me 500 .00 dollars ?
Blue oranges reeked of dirt
Tempestv
09-23-2006, 01:02 AM
becuase the blue dye had dirt in it.
what is the meaning of life?
Spider_dude
09-23-2006, 01:02 AM
no
is lady garcia sergios biatch or a pseudonym of mr jp fugley?
GepperRankins
09-23-2006, 05:39 AM
no
is lady garcia sergios biatch or a pseudonym of mr jp fugley?
manker
why should I have to explain this thread?
Spider_dude
09-23-2006, 10:39 AM
because you are emo
why is tarpd emo?
Rip The Jacker
09-23-2006, 11:11 AM
Because he cuts himself at night.
Why does Spider_dude's signature give me diarrhea?
GepperRankins
09-23-2006, 12:24 PM
Because he cuts himself at night.
Why does Spider_dude's signature give me diarrhea?
because you finger your arse over trisha.
why does trisha have a white booby?
Tempestv
09-23-2006, 03:06 PM
because she doesn't do the nude sunbathing bit
Why doesn't she do the all over tan?
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 03:44 PM
Because she's black.
What was the best thing before sliced bread.
Proper Bo
09-23-2006, 03:47 PM
Because she's black.
What was the best thing before sliced bread.
bread slicer
Why is jp so racist?:no:
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 03:52 PM
How
GepperRankins
09-23-2006, 05:59 PM
hello
did you see what i did there?
Proper Bo
09-23-2006, 06:05 PM
Yes.
Why is that "I'm out" one of the funniest threads evar?
Skweeky
09-23-2006, 06:27 PM
It's not, you just think it is because you're black
How come I have ants in my bedroom?
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 06:29 PM
It's not, you just think it is because you're black
How come I have ants in my bedroom?
You fancied a change from hunboy and Ants just got lucky.
Why are huns just so hunnish.
BrolyBoo
09-23-2006, 07:00 PM
because someone made bees to give of hunny
why does manker have a sock?
MagicNakor
09-23-2006, 07:07 PM
Because he's trying to impress you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
:shuriken:
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 07:14 PM
Half as much as two woodchucks.
What came first, the bacon or the egg.
Gripper
09-23-2006, 07:54 PM
I'm thinking bacon.
Why do daleks have all them nipples all over them?
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 07:55 PM
They are bombs.
Why would I know that.
Proper Bo
09-23-2006, 07:59 PM
They are bombs.
Why would I know that.
because u r a faggot ass bitch
What exactly is a faggot ass bitch?
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 08:01 PM
Me, apparently.
Is there some sort of payment for it btw.
Proper Bo
09-23-2006, 08:02 PM
yes, £1 per two handjobs
Are jokes from last week still funny?
Agrajag
09-23-2006, 08:11 PM
yes, £1 per two handjobs
Are jokes from last week still funny?
Only if they involve pies.
How did someone come up with the idea of the pie.
Gripper
09-23-2006, 08:12 PM
To hide all the crap meat they put in them.
What are faggots made of?
Seedler
09-23-2006, 08:17 PM
cawk muscles seems right.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Proper Bo
09-23-2006, 08:21 PM
cawk muscles seems right.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
cawks don't have muscles, they're bone, idiot:dabs:
CrabGirl
09-23-2006, 11:40 PM
cawk muscles seems right.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Coz it was stapled to my shoe.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?
BrolyBoo
09-24-2006, 12:53 AM
No, you tell them to not be a little bitch and grow up
Is crabgirl really made of crab? and if so, would you eat her?
Spider_dude
09-24-2006, 02:02 AM
Because he cuts himself at night.
Why does Spider_dude's signature give me diarrhea?
cos you have a weak ass from all the anal penetration your mom likes, in the ass. did i mention you suck cawk after your mom likes it in the poop shoot? yeah you are gay.
Jagarga
09-24-2006, 02:16 AM
cawk
Seedler
09-24-2006, 03:47 AM
stop gheying up the thread spider-faggot.:ghey:
No, you tell them to not be a little bitch and grow up
Is crabgirl really made of crab? and if so, would you eat her?
Yes, and hell yes.
Is manker really a banker?
HeavyMetalParkingLot
09-24-2006, 03:49 AM
Is manker really a banker?
Only if banking means sucking old mens cawks in dirty truck stop restrooms....
Seedler
09-24-2006, 04:00 AM
Is manker really a banker?
Only if banking means sucking old mens cawks in dirty truck stop restrooms....
:lol:
Agreed.
How can one not marvel at my one-handed typing skillz?
JPaul
09-24-2006, 09:43 AM
Only if banking means sucking old mens cawks in dirty truck stop restrooms....
:lol:
Agreed.
How can one not marvel at my one-handed typing skillz?
Acquired through many years of furious masturbation.
Why does Seedler get furious when masturbating.
manker
09-24-2006, 09:57 AM
Did Seedler just imply that he was masturbating while replying to hmpl's assertion that I suck old mens cawks in dirty truck stop restrooms?
Ew.
JPaul
09-24-2006, 10:18 AM
That's about the *sighs* of it.
Why does Seedler masturbate, whilst thinking of manker performing homosexualist fellatio, al fresco.
GepperRankins
09-24-2006, 10:36 AM
i thought seedler was being cleverer than i can comprehend. then i remembered that it was about having a bad shoulder not master baiting
JPaul
09-24-2006, 10:45 AM
Yeah but how did he get the bad shoulder.
Volleyball injury is a euph another way of saying masturbating furiously, whilst thinking of manker ... you get the point
HeavyMetalParkingLot
09-24-2006, 11:55 AM
Think about manker masturbating much?
Seedler
09-24-2006, 12:41 PM
I :wub: Math. - I :wub: banking.
I :wub: celebs. - I :wub: manker.
I :wub: masterbaiting.
Need I say more?:shifty:
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