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fkdup74
09-24-2006, 03:30 PM
.....When she hauls ass she has to make two loads.
tesco
09-24-2006, 03:32 PM
:yup:
Lilmiss
09-24-2006, 03:34 PM
"She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot" :happy:
fkdup74
09-24-2006, 04:02 PM
.....She stpped on the scale and it said....."Bitch, please....!"
Gripper
09-24-2006, 04:22 PM
"her ass has its own zip code"
GepperRankins
09-24-2006, 04:29 PM
fkdups momma is so fat that her wieght is often remarked upon
Rip The Jacker
09-24-2006, 06:17 PM
Your momma's so fat I drove around her and ran out of gas....


... well I tried. =/
fkdup74
09-24-2006, 06:25 PM
fkdups momma is so fat that her wieght is often remarked upon

:dabs:
Skiz
09-24-2006, 08:08 PM
His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!
tesco
09-24-2006, 08:20 PM
...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Skiz
09-24-2006, 08:28 PM
...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
DanB
09-24-2006, 08:31 PM
You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo
Skiz
09-24-2006, 08:35 PM
You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo

My girlfriend is 5'4", 110 lbs. :snooty:

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move. :angry:
peat moss
09-24-2006, 09:48 PM
His momma so enormous that when she went to the dry cleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
CrabGirl
09-24-2006, 10:12 PM
After I fucked the bitch I had to roll off her twice!
Lilmiss
09-24-2006, 10:31 PM
Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.


:lol: :ermm:
Skiz
09-24-2006, 10:32 PM
Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.


:lol: :ermm:

Since she's so fat and all. :whistling
Smith
09-25-2006, 12:06 AM
shes so hairy shes got dredlocks on her back.
manker
09-25-2006, 12:40 AM
These 'your mom' jokes are only funny when Busyman tells them.

Even then, it's at rather than with.
Seedler
09-25-2006, 01:16 AM
His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!

ROFL:glag:

Now that one made me literally lol.
Seedler
09-25-2006, 01:17 AM
All your mommas are so fat that they fall off both sides of their beds.
BrolyBoo
09-25-2006, 08:07 PM
Seedler yo momma is so ugly she had you
Lilmiss
09-25-2006, 08:21 PM
Seedler yo momma is so ugly she had you


That makes sense on so many different levels. :ermm:
maebach
09-26-2006, 02:39 AM
your mom is so fat that when I slapped her with dough, I made gorilla cookies. . .
Jagarga
09-26-2006, 09:10 PM
seedler was so ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult.
tesco
09-26-2006, 11:48 PM
seedler was so ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult.
*to:yup:
Seedler
09-27-2006, 03:22 AM
seedler was so ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult.

shouldn't it be fat instead of ugly?:dabs:
Jagarga
09-27-2006, 10:43 PM
seedler was so ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult.
*to:yup:


wtf, do you mean seedler was to ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult? cos if so, you are wrong again. too :condescendingsmileywhenwrong:
fkdup74
09-28-2006, 05:13 AM
*to:yup:


wtf, do you mean seedler was to ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult? cos if so, you are wrong again. too :condescendingsmileywhenwrong:

:huh:
Seedler
09-28-2006, 10:31 AM
wtf, do you mean seedler was to ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult? cos if so, you are wrong again. too :condescendingsmileywhenwrong:

:huh:

Likewise.
Gripper
09-28-2006, 03:06 PM
Seedler was so ugly as a child his mum would tie a chop round his neck so the dog would play with him.

He was so ugly when he was born that the Doctor slapped his mom.