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Yesterday I ate chinese style pork ribs which were a day out of date but I cooked them for 5 minutes longer to be on the safe side and then when I got home from the pub I cooked myself a cheese omelette.
This morning I woke up at 6am with an upset stomach giving me both ends action. :sick:
I can't work out which is the culprit. :dabs:
manker
09-25-2006, 08:06 AM
I think the omlette.
I never eat after going to the pub, it always ends in tears :no:
jetje
09-25-2006, 08:13 AM
omelette with cheese & ketchup ofcourse :)
I think omelette too as my arse smells like rotten eggs :(
I only think ribs cos they repeated on me all afternoon after eating them :frusty:
JPaul
09-25-2006, 11:59 AM
It was the ribs, no question.
Oh and when you say "cooked" can we assume that you heard the sound "ding" at the end of the procedure.
I did them in the oven for 40 minutes and the packet only said 30 - 35mins :unsure:
JPaul
09-25-2006, 12:28 PM
So by this fabulous logic we can just ignore best before dates. Simply add 5 minutes cooking time for every day past the said date. I shall be off to ASDA forthwith to be purchasing bargains aplenty.
I couldn't see what difference 12 hours would make in the grand scheme of things. I just thought if I cooked them for a bit longer it would kill off any nasties.
DorisInsinuate
09-25-2006, 12:44 PM
I couldn't see what difference 12 hours would make in the grand scheme of things. I just thought if I cooked them for a bit longer it would kill off any nasties.
But what difference does an extra 5 minutes do, apart from make your food dry and chewy?
an extra 5 mins at gas mark 7 should kill any nasties, or so i thought.
And they weren't dry and chewy, they were very nice :dry:
JPaul
09-25-2006, 01:02 PM
Using Dan's culinary tips I have just purchased a weeks shopping, for a family of 6, for just ander £13 ($127). Granted the cooking times will have to be increased, so that by the end of the week minute steaks will be taking considerably over half an hour. However I think you'll agree it's well worth it.
Cheers Dan, any more tips greatly appreciated.
JPaul
09-25-2006, 01:04 PM
And also I have thrown out all the eggs and cheese, as that particular combination is just too risky to work with.
Beer and eggs are dangerous combination
GepperRankins
09-25-2006, 01:50 PM
:dabs: beer makes you invincible. fact!
Were you chewing the pillow during the night?
I understand that can give you a sore arse.
I felt better about 2 hours ago so I ate the cheese sandwiches I made last night for work. I threw them up about half hour ago :(
I'm mean to be going out to a Thai restaurant tonight for my mate's birthday but I'm wondering if that might not be the wisest of ideas.
aka_void
09-25-2006, 02:59 PM
Yesterday I ate chinese style pork ribs which were a day out of date
Was that a BEST BEFORE or USE BY date?
Yesterday I ate chinese style pork ribs which were a day out of date
Was that a BEST BEFORE or USE BY date?
Use by date, there wasn't a best before date on them. :ermm:
GepperRankins
09-25-2006, 03:04 PM
is that the sonic level select cheat?
aka_void
09-25-2006, 03:15 PM
Was that a BEST BEFORE or USE BY date?
Use by date, there wasn't a best before date on them. :ermm:
Then I'd guess it was the Ribs
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 05:22 PM
If your going to a Thai restaurant probly best to have something simple. A cheese omlette, you can never go wrong with one of them.
GepperRankins
09-25-2006, 05:37 PM
If your going to a Thai restaurant probly best to have something simple. A cheese omlette, you can never go wrong with one of them.
take your own cheese as well :dabs:
Gripper
09-25-2006, 05:56 PM
Has anyone considered the notion that the beerage or lager was at fault.:naughty:
Where had you kept that pork stuff before you cooked it?
Dates mean less if you keep t'stuff in the freezer.
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 06:03 PM
Has anyone considered the notion that the beerage or lager was at fault.:naughty:
How dare you.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 06:04 PM
Ribs made you ill, but because you were ill the other foodstuffs such as the eggs, cheese and lager probably wasn't digested properly and irritated your system futher.
Never take chances with pork though mate. You could make yourself seriously ill or contract one of these little buggers.
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Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 06:05 PM
How can you catch a tape measure from pork. That's mad talk.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 06:07 PM
How can you catch a tape measure from pork. That's mad talk.
Sigh...
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 06:10 PM
What
Where had you kept that pork stuff before you cooked it?
Dates mean less if you keep t'stuff in the freezer.
So, who else keeps their dates in the freezer...:ph34r:
Biggles
09-25-2006, 06:13 PM
Has anyone considered the notion that the beerage or lager was at fault.:naughty:
12 bottles of Newkie Brown can also generate the sulpherous rear end syndrome too.
I think the beerage needs to be included the overall equation.
Gripper
09-25-2006, 06:14 PM
:sage:
Proper Bo
09-25-2006, 06:22 PM
Has anyone considered the notion that the beerage or lager was at fault.:naughty:
12 bottles of Newkie Brown can also generate the sulpherous rear end syndrome too.
I think the beerage needs to be included the overall equation.
wrong, you're just a lightweight:no:
broon > *:snooty:
Gripper
09-25-2006, 06:31 PM
Just trying a beer called "Beautiful Daze",tastes loike home brew.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 07:33 PM
Brewed by Otter Breweries, just up the road. Otter Bright is also very tasty.
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 07:34 PM
Brewed by Otter Breweries, just up the road. Otter Bright is also very tasty.
Auditioning for QVC or owt.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 07:36 PM
Brewed by Otter Breweries, just up the road. Otter Bright is also very tasty.
Auditioning for QVC or owt.
Force of habit seeing as I talk beverages all day. :D
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 07:37 PM
Auditioning for QVC or owt.
Force of habit seeing as I talk beverages all day. :D
You did appear to go into vending mode.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 07:41 PM
Spouting on and on...
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 07:50 PM
Spouting on and on...
It was more the tone I heard in your voice, coming on all businessy like.
Is that a bit mental.
Although the ribs were doubtless the catalyzing culprit in your episode of gastrinomical distress, you seem to have no sense of propriety as regards mixing imbibables and foodstuffs.
The three gaseous ingredients militated to overwhelm the slight binding effect of the cheese in the omelette, which could only aggravate the bidirectional aspect of ejection.
You are lucky to have survived, and may yet die. ;)
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 08:09 PM
Although the ribs were doubtless the catalyzing culprit in your episode of gastrinomical distress, you seem to have no sense of propriety as regards mixing imbibables and foodstuffs.
The three gaseous ingredients militated to overwhelm the slight binding effect of the cheese in the omelette, which could only aggravate the bidirectional aspect of ejection.
You are lucky to have survived, and may yet die. ;)
Yer a greedy, fat, farting bastard
Fixed
Although the ribs were doubtless the catalyzing culprit in your episode of gastrinomical distress, you seem to have no sense of propriety as regards mixing imbibables and foodstuffs.
The three gaseous ingredients militated to overwhelm the slight binding effect of the cheese in the omelette, which could only aggravate the bidirectional aspect of ejection.
You are lucky to have survived, and may yet die. ;)
Yer a greedy, fat, farting bastard
Fixed
Thanxed, again. :)
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 08:28 PM
Fixed
Thanxed, again. :)
It's just a small translatory service we provide.
Thanxed, again. :)
It's just a small translatory service we provide.
The four of you present the broadest range of talent, indeed.
I tout your firm to any and all.
BTW-
I wonder if I might temporarily store my spare punctuation and a bit of cash in your vault?
Mine is down for repairs, as it's been overloaded so long the door-hinges have finally sprung...:P
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 08:47 PM
Spouting on and on...
It was more the tone I heard in your voice, coming on all businessy like.
Is that a bit mental.
Not really. It's about right. When I spoke to manker from work, trying to be all worky because I didn't want the powers to know I was on a personal call, he didn't recognise me and was narky to the "posh-sounding bird" he was speaking to. This obviously shows in my writing style also. :dry:
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 09:11 PM
It was more the tone I heard in your voice, coming on all businessy like.
Is that a bit mental.
Not really. It's about right. When I spoke to manker from work, trying to be all worky because I didn't want the powers to know I was on a personal call, he didn't recognise me and was narky to the "posh-sounding bird" he was speaking to. This obviously shows in my writing style also. :dry:
Ignore him, he sounds like a wee English Lassie on the phone.
That's when he's at home ffs.
It actually does show in your prose, but mebbes I'm just ubber perceptive. That's probly right.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 09:14 PM
He sounds like a lassie, but not an English one. WHen he rings I have to balance the phone at an angle so the soundwaves distort into comprehension.
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 09:15 PM
It's just a small translatory service we provide.
The four of you present the broadest range of talent, indeed.
I tout your firm to any and all.
BTW-
I wonder if I might temporarily store my spare punctuation and a bit of cash in your vault?
Mine is down for repairs, as it's been overloaded so long the door-hinges have finally sprung...:P
I'd love to help but unfortunately I would live in fear of contamination, on two fronts. Over-use of the letter "z", pronounced "zed" and under-use of the letter "u", pronounced "you".
He sounds like a lassie, but not an English one. WHen he rings I have to balance the phone at an angle so the soundwaves distort into comprehension.
Sounds like a girl and looks like Batman.
How cool is manker on a scale? :01:
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 09:17 PM
He sounds like a lassie, but not an English one. WHen he rings I have to balance the phone at an angle so the soundwaves distort into comprehension.
Maybe posh Welsh just sounds like English to my parochial ear. We agree on the wee lassie bit tho'.
CrabGirl
09-25-2006, 09:17 PM
He sounds like a lassie, but not an English one. WHen he rings I have to balance the phone at an angle so the soundwaves distort into comprehension.
Sounds like a girl and looks like Batman.
How cool is manker on a scale? :01:
I would.
So would you.
Mr JP Fugley
09-25-2006, 09:17 PM
He sounds like a lassie, but not an English one. WHen he rings I have to balance the phone at an angle so the soundwaves distort into comprehension.
Sounds like a girl and looks like Batman.
How cool is manker on a scale? :01:
I'd give him one.
Thai food was very nice when I ate it, not so nice around 4 am when it revisited. :ph34r:
Going to have ended up doing 1 day of work this week.
Thai food was very nice when I ate it, not so nice around 4 am when it revisited.
In that case, Dan, it is a very simple proposition:
Your digestive tract is in it's final throes, and you must get a new one or perish. ;)
Seedler
09-26-2006, 10:24 AM
It's the omelette:yup:
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