Oi, JP! Cumbernauld on Channel4!

[Skweeky]

Is anyone watching 'Demolition, what happened next?' ?

Don't we have the single most repulsive town centre in the country?:D

And JP, why are you not building me a new town centre??:dry:
You're into all this building malarky aren't you?

get to work instead of lazying about on an internet forum, you fuckknuckle:whistling

[Mr JP Fugley]

Cumbersneckie Town Centre was built of concrete *spit*. I only work with quality timber and related products.

[Skweeky]

I don't mind you building me a nice timber town centre darlin'

[Mr JP Fugley]

You think Cumbersneckie is ready for the Scandinavian look.

Anyway the chavs would burn it down within a fortnight.