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johnq86
10-01-2006, 12:33 AM
What are some of you favorite chirstian bible verses or scriptures?
callum
10-01-2006, 12:38 AM
anyone where water turns into alcohol
100%
10-01-2006, 01:02 AM
The book of rules is extremly out of date. I don't own a camel.

All miracles are of interest.
Snee
10-01-2006, 01:54 AM
I like the bits where angels kill people just 'cos they don't agree.

The sexy bits are aight too.
Seedler
10-01-2006, 03:02 AM
I see ppl don't read the bible here.

Stfu me I don't either:pinch:
Jagarga
10-01-2006, 03:15 AM
the one about covey seedlers mothir before god buggers her arse are my favourite psalms
peat moss
10-01-2006, 06:03 PM
“Love is patient; love is kind
and envies no one.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense.
There is nothing love cannot face;
there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are three things
that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”


If you don't believe it Go fuck a goat !
Karen DiConcet
10-01-2006, 06:10 PM
The one about an eye for an eye, and the one about turning the other cheek.
peat moss
10-01-2006, 06:28 PM
The one about an eye for an eye, and the one about turning the other cheek.


Thats a wierd one tho because if you follow that principle , you let anyone dump on you but not your family . Do what you want on to to me , but don't fuck with my family .
Snee
10-01-2006, 06:40 PM
And that's why they call him peter moses, because he knows his theology.
Karen DiConcet
10-01-2006, 07:23 PM
His sentences are about as cryptic as holy scriptures too.