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Seedler
10-02-2006, 03:19 AM
It's gotta be like the 10th time I'm boned like a tree today.

Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

It's starting to hurt not to mention I had to change boxers like 5 times.

I'm pissed off and am wondering if there's any anti-viagra of any sort.:blink:

Yes I know a gf is prolly the best anti-viagra but mine lives like 1hr away and she wouldn't do anything so that would just aggravate the problem.:dry:

And no I don't take roids of any kind:whistling
clocker
10-02-2006, 03:31 AM
Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:


I'm not a doctor but equating logging onto FST and screwing seems like a real problem.
Your hormones need adjusting.
peat moss
10-02-2006, 03:36 AM
Use you hand problem solved .

Just a thought but your Girl friend lives far away ? Hmm sexy talk or phone sex works wonders .
RealitY
10-02-2006, 05:58 AM
Theres so much pr0n on the net cant guess why your wanking on this site... :blink:

FST>pr0n :dabs:
MagicNakor
10-02-2006, 06:16 AM
It's gotta be like the 10th time I'm boned like a tree today.

Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

Perhaps a visit to the YMCA is in order.

:shuriken:
RealitY
10-02-2006, 06:30 AM
It's gotta be like the 10th time I'm boned like a tree today.

Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

Perhaps a visit to the YMCA is in order.

:shuriken:
Wasnt it you who mentioned they have chubbies giving oral with signup...
MCHeshPants420
10-02-2006, 07:36 AM
Yes I know a gf is prolly the best anti-viagra but mine lives like 1hr away and she doesn't actually exist so that would just aggravate the problem.:dry:



Fixed.
Snee
10-02-2006, 01:16 PM
Yes I know a gf is prolly the best anti-viagra but mine lives like 1hr away and she doesn't actually exist so that would just aggravate the problem.:dry:



You need to be fixed.

Fixed.
Barbarossa
10-02-2006, 01:28 PM
Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

It's starting to hurt not to mention I had to change boxers like 5 times.

So what was the other time for? :blink: :shit:
Seedler
10-02-2006, 02:20 PM
See it ejacks on its own:yup:

And I'm supposed to be sick today so no school:), I don't wanna walk around the school and play volleyball with yah. That would suck.
lynx
10-02-2006, 03:04 PM
Run into the middle of a busy road without looking, that should sort you out.

Or have you tried that one already?
Busyman
10-02-2006, 03:45 PM
See it ejacks on its own:yup:

Damn, the womengirls are gonna hate you.:yup:

The 10-second manboy.:lol:
Jagarga
10-02-2006, 06:46 PM
your imaginary girlfriend must hate that.
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 06:50 PM
You're a wanker.
JPaul
10-02-2006, 07:01 PM
That's a bit harsh, even if his avatar is pish.
internet.news
10-02-2006, 07:05 PM
in what way would you like things to be different? and are you sure this ties in with what would make you happy?

the answer will be easy to find after this but you have to keep your intentions as A to B rather than A to..
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 07:07 PM
That's a bit harsh, even if his avatar is pish.

Not harsh. He's admitted to a prolific masturbating habit, he asked what was wrong with him and I answered.
JPaul
10-02-2006, 07:12 PM
That's a bit harsh, even if his avatar is pish.

Not harsh. He's admitted to a prolific masturbating habit, he asked what was wrong with him and I answered.

Oh that wanker, I thought you were referring to the post before yours.
Mal Moi.
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 07:15 PM
Not harsh. He's admitted to a prolific masturbating habit, he asked what was wrong with him and I answered.

Oh that wanker, I thought you were referring to the post before yours.
Mal Moi.

Dear of you! Forgiven of course.

Only if you come to my 30th birthday party though. :ph34r:
JPaul
10-02-2006, 07:17 PM
I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 07:20 PM
I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.

It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.
JPaul
10-02-2006, 07:21 PM
I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.

It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.

What do we mourn, the loss of your callow youth.
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 07:23 PM
It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.

What do we mourn, the loss of your callow youth.

Yes. And the birth of the First Grey Pube.
JPaul
10-02-2006, 07:25 PM
Ah, the naming of your autobiography.
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 07:28 PM
Ah, the naming of your autobiography.

It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, work in a call centre. :emo:
JPaul
10-02-2006, 07:30 PM
Ah, the naming of your autobiography.

It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre. :emo:

Fixed.
CrabGirl
10-02-2006, 07:31 PM
It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre. :emo:

Fixed.

:glag:
Jon L. Obscene
10-05-2006, 02:12 AM
And no I don't take roids of any kind:whistling

If the whistle means yes then I strongly advise you to mix Prep-H into your morning coffee. Although the thought of "Taking" roids is a little disturbing.

Jonno :cool:
internet.news
10-05-2006, 03:10 PM
It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre. :emo:

Fixed.
:glag:

:glag: +1

..however could this be related to the absence of GEP I find on my return? You must know that my comeback was ordered directly from Elvis due to low levels of GEP on the internets :unsure:

I mean you seem nice Crabgirl but you may be my nemisis in this sense :(
CrabGirl
10-05-2006, 11:15 PM
Fixed.
:glag:

:glag: +1

..however could this be related to the absence of GEP I find on my return? You must know that my comeback was ordered directly from Elvis due to low levels of GEP on the internets :unsure:

I mean you seem nice Crabgirl but you may be my nemisis in this sense :(


HOI! That's nothing to do with me! Though the idea of being a nemisis is quite appealing...
manker
10-05-2006, 11:22 PM
If there are any nemeses going, I could do with one. Busyman has proved far too dim and I rather pity the rest of the merkins who frequent here. No, they won't do at all.

Also, I know JP is in the market for one. He probably deserves one more than I do.
CrabGirl
10-05-2006, 11:27 PM
I can't be your nemesis. I like you too much.

But then again, we could have a big falling out, then spend the reat of our lives trying to kill each other over a misunderstanding, then, after a big battle, we'd realise the stupidity of our war and make up, just before one of us dies anyway.

I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.
manker
10-05-2006, 11:30 PM
I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.Fairly evenly matched, then :smilie4:

Nah, I can't have you as my nemesis ... you're a girl. You'd be in tears every time I said something horrid.
internet.news
10-05-2006, 11:31 PM
I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.
:glag:
CrabGirl
10-05-2006, 11:33 PM
I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.Fairly evenly matched, then :smilie4:

Nah, I can't have you as my nemesis ... you're a girl. You'd be in tears every time I said something horrid.

Yeh right. :glag:

*recovers from snorting wine down the wrong way in a manker-induced fit of giggles and walks away to get a cloth, muttering about crazy Welsh-folks.
Proper Bo
10-05-2006, 11:36 PM
manker used the word "horrid"

he must be a ghey
fact.
manker
10-05-2006, 11:41 PM
manker used the word "horrid"

he must be a ghey
fact.
Just did a search and it looks like that was the fourth time I'd used the word 'horrid' on this forum.

Five times now :kiss:
CrabGirl
10-05-2006, 11:44 PM
Use ghastly or beastly instead. So much less ghey.
manker
10-05-2006, 11:47 PM
Use ghastly or beastly instead. So much less ghey.
No, no. I quite like 'horrid'.

It's got that unmistakable tang of Famous Five intrigue.
manker
10-05-2006, 11:48 PM
Dick, stop being horrid to Anne - or I shall bash you senseless.

Oh no, Julian. Not again.
CrabGirl
10-05-2006, 11:57 PM
Julian, there's a horrid old man in a macintosh over there staring you and dick.

I know Anne, I know. :grins:
manker
10-06-2006, 12:02 AM
Enid would be horrified with horrid horror if she read that.
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 12:05 AM
Enid sucked balls.

Fact.
manker
10-06-2006, 12:16 AM
Enid sucked balls.

Fact.
:o

How rude.
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 12:18 AM
Well, she was a complete wuss-ass.

Try and tell me different.

When are you coming to Plym-land. The new shopping centre opened today. It's got like, proper shops that the rest of the world has and stuff.
manker
10-06-2006, 12:28 AM
Oooh, well I duno. Before xmas, maybe. During it preferably.

I like to use you as a refuge from special (sic) occasions.
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 12:29 AM
And very welcome you are. I'll be hiding from teh christmas too.
manker
10-06-2006, 12:35 AM
If Chebus had continued with his beard project, we could have both hidden from christams within his ginger lustre.
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 12:41 AM
Alas he's shaved. But I'm sure I could grow one.

Or hide in my hair, which has gone completely nuts and massive
manker
10-06-2006, 12:45 AM
:lol:


So bring my straighteners down, yeah?
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 12:48 AM
Get away from me with those you horrid man.

Did that once. Got told by an entire pub that I looked like Nana Mouskouri http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:fKVK3M-PoQBb9M:http://www.le-papier-a-gaumet.com/Stars/images/nana_mouskouri.jpg

And Al asked if he could call me Miss.

So no. No thanks.
manker
10-06-2006, 12:54 AM
I don't know what I'm more surprised by - the fact that your hair can actually be tamed, or that an entire pub knew who the feck Nana Mouskouri is :blink:
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 01:01 AM
The hair taming took hours, and I felt really odd when it was done. Like some of me was missing. There was this weird sleek stuff on my head, instead of a dead poodle.

It was an old mans pub I was frequenting at the time.
suprafreak6
10-06-2006, 01:11 AM
dude seedler your a wierd kid...
manker
10-06-2006, 01:12 AM
The hair taming took hours, and I felt really odd when it was done. Like some of me was missing. There was this weird sleek stuff on my head, instead of a dead poodle.

It was an old mans pub I was frequenting at the time.I googled and I'm still not entirely sure.

I think you should keep the dead poodle, btw. It just wouldn't be right otherwise.

Night, anyway. X
CrabGirl
10-06-2006, 01:12 AM
Agreed. Night.
MCHeshPants420
10-06-2006, 07:37 AM
WhoTF is Nana Mouskouri?
manker
10-06-2006, 08:54 AM
WhoTF is Nana Mouskouri?
I think it's someone from the olden days. Possibly a Greek wine-taster :unsure: